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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I for one welcome our new transracial native american transisters.

We can name it... the Amhole.



Also:

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This is the least womanly stance paired with the least womanly shoulders and least womanly gun and tattoos and I feel nothing but amazement that he thought this didn't clock him hard.
What, you think the "random 90's schoolshooter dude"- look isn't the hitting the catwalks anytime soon?
 
Because they're mentally ill and dumb enough to pull something. You've got these hulking he-beasts with broken brains that are flooded with the wrong hormones and an absolute desire for violence. If this goes wrong, a bullet is ultimately a bullet.
white men with firearms are the most dangerous people in the fucking world. they don't even need to try; the incompetence of most of them is enough to make them dangerous to be around. the amount of idiocy on display at any range or on any hunting trip is evidence enough.

These armed white men are dangerous. They don't have a safe backstop, handle their firearms like children with toys, and have no real concern for anyone but themselves. Add in the attendant mental health issues and it's just a gigantic red flag.

In better times, men like this would be classified as mentally ill, and while they'd eventually get their hormones and surgeries they would not get that AND access to weapons at the same time. Being trans is a disability, a mental illness. Whether it should be treated with hormones and the chop, or some other way, is not relevant to the fact that those with this disability shouldn't be armed, allowed in sports, etc.

There are things disabled people cannot do, this is accepted by society at large. These are disabled people who refuse to accept their limitations and put others in danger by doing so.

Stevie Wonder driving you to the airport.
 
white men with firearms are the most dangerous people in the fucking world. they don't even need to try; the incompetence of most of them is enough to make them dangerous to be around. the amount of idiocy on display at any range or on any hunting trip is evidence enough.

These armed white men are dangerous. They don't have a safe backstop, handle their firearms like children with toys, and have no real concern for anyone but themselves. Add in the attendant mental health issues and it's just a gigantic red flag.

In better times, men like this would be classified as mentally ill, and while they'd eventually get their hormones and surgeries they would not get that AND access to weapons at the same time. Being trans is a disability, a mental illness. Whether it should be treated with hormones and the chop, or some other way, is not relevant to the fact that those with this disability shouldn't be armed, allowed in sports, etc.

There are things disabled people cannot do, this is accepted by society at large. These are disabled people who refuse to accept their limitations and put others in danger by doing so.

Stevie Wonder driving you to the airport.

Please join the 41% of your fellows.
 
white men with firearms are the most dangerous people in the fucking world. they don't even need to try; the incompetence of most of them is enough to make them dangerous to be around. the amount of idiocy on display at any range or on any hunting trip is evidence enough.

These armed white men are dangerous. They don't have a safe backstop, handle their firearms like children with toys, and have no real concern for anyone but themselves. Add in the attendant mental health issues and it's just a gigantic red flag.

In better times, men like this would be classified as mentally ill, and while they'd eventually get their hormones and surgeries they would not get that AND access to weapons at the same time. Being trans is a disability, a mental illness. Whether it should be treated with hormones and the chop, or some other way, is not relevant to the fact that those with this disability shouldn't be armed, allowed in sports, etc.

There are things disabled people cannot do, this is accepted by society at large. These are disabled people who refuse to accept their limitations and put others in danger by doing so.

Stevie Wonder driving you to the airport.
Seethe harder, hoplophobe
 
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This is the least womanly stance paired with the least womanly shoulders and least womanly gun and tattoos and I feel nothing but amazement that he thought this didn't clock him hard.
He's trying so hard to accentuate the curves that don't exist, and it makes him look even more masculine. Your brain knows that, if this is a woman, there should be some kind of curve on the left hip, and there's nothing. It looks like he's trying to stick out his chest, too, which again just highlights how damn flat and rectangular his torso is.

If you told me this was a dude out camping with his buddies, and they were taking goofy pictures of their "woman pose," I could believe both the photo and caption are a joke.

At least the mountains are pretty.
 
He's trying so hard to accentuate the curves that don't exist, and it makes him look even more masculine. Your brain knows that, if this is a woman, there should be some kind of curve on the left hip, and there's nothing. It looks like he's trying to stick out his chest, too, which again just highlights how damn flat and rectangular his torso is.

If you told me this was a dude out camping with his buddies, and they were taking goofy pictures of their "woman pose," I could believe both the photo and caption are a joke.

At least the mountains are pretty.
lmao. Nothing says dude like dude.
 
If you're not getting shot in the spine by an angry fat tranny firing wildly into a crowd because someone called him sir, are you really free?
:thinking:
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to praise it for embracing its new gender of "sideways," are they really for trans rights?
:thinking:
 
Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

seige cope dilate.JPG

It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

  • T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
  • Tranch
  • Trancheros
  • Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
  • 41st Brigade
  • The Tenacious D's
  • Al-Packers
  • The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is
 
Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

View attachment 2423004

It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

  • T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
  • Tranch
  • Trancheros
  • Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
  • 41st Brigade
  • The Tenacious D's
  • Al-Packers
  • The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is
Crackers. Because they're

  • all white
  • obsessed with cracking eggs
  • all fucking insane
 
Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

View attachment 2423004

It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

  • T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
  • Tranch
  • Trancheros
  • Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
  • 41st Brigade
  • The Tenacious D's
  • Al-Packers
  • The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is

Just call them the Pugnacious Unicorns, and have the unit patch be a rearing horse with bandaid where a unicorn's horn would be.


Unit Motto:
Obsedit Pluviali Dilatatur someone who actually knows latin plz fix
 
Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

View attachment 2423004

It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

  • T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
  • Tranch
  • Trancheros
  • Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
  • 41st Brigade
  • The Tenacious D's
  • Al-Packers
  • The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is
you haven't captured the bad trigger discipline, make sure at least one gun is pointing at another person and he's got his finger on the trigger.

Please join the 41% of your fellows.

I'm a regular man, we don't wave guns around in pink camo in the desert like fucking morons, we shoot food with them.
 
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to praise it for embracing its new gender of "sideways," are they really for trans rights?
:thinking:
There are trans people who once corona hit, realized that most of their "gender" was performative: no one calls you female or male if you're alone in the house, and family and friends who are protrans will always call you your pronouns and you don't have to work hard for them. This actually detransed a number of people, particularly the ones who's social groups irl were trans.
Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

View attachment 2423004

It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

  • T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
  • Tranch
  • Trancheros
  • Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
  • 41st Brigade
  • The Tenacious D's
  • Al-Packers
  • The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is
The Penny reference photo in the corner is killing me. I like TARDS as a celebration of autism but I never say no to anything else.
 
Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

View attachment 2423004

It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

  • T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
  • Tranch
  • Trancheros
  • Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
  • 41st Brigade
  • The Tenacious D's
  • Al-Packers
  • The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is
The Am-ericans, perhaps?
 
Unit Motto:
Obsedit Pluviali Dilatatur someone who actually knows latin plz fix
Never fear, I have an understanding of Latin built by sleeping in the back of a classroom for four years and am not afraid to use it.

The modern associations of the terms "cope, seethe, and dilate" make them a bit hard to translate into classical Latin, but I'll do my best.

I decided to go very, very, VERY liberal with my translation of cope: I wound up using the Latin verb facio, which means to create or produce something. Since the troons spend most of their time "producing" far-fetched delusions, that's good enough for me. I also decided to make the slogan first person plural, as it's the troons themselves who are doing the coping. Therefore, faciamus.

Seethe is another hard one. Since seething usually represents some kind of anger on the part of the troon, that's the theme I went with for my translation. The Latin verb "irascor" was back-formed from the second declension Latin adjective "iratus," which means someone or something is angry. The "or" on the end of the verb might trick some people into thinking this is its passive form, but this is actually the active form of the verb! Conjugate it in its present active indicative form, and we get "irascimur."

Dilate is simple. As it would happen, the verb "dilate" itself is actually a derivative from an earlier Latin verb "dilato," meaning I widen, I broaden, or, I suppose, I dilate. Again, conjugate this as a present active indicative, and the first person plural form of dilato is "dilatamus.'

Throw in the Latin version of an ancient "and," and our finished slogan is "Faciamus irascimur et dilatamus." A better translator might have a way to remove those redundant verb suffixes, but that ain't me. Note than Google Translate says that our slogan means "Make us angry and expanding," but that's because Google Translate is notoriously bad with Latin. In order for that to be the case, this sentence would have to be in the imperative mood.
 
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