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'The alphabetic attack pattern' sounds exactly like the kind of thing i'd expect lucas to come up with. It also makes me wonder if they were playing old star trek episodes in the nut house and he picked that terminology up from watching it half drugged out of his mindThis Burger Boy reposted the OutcastOwls interview:
An Afternoon With Lucas Werner
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"...buy you all a drink" lol, literally any one of you will do. Good move. Will the vulnerable pack of zoomer baes flee as a team or will the weakest get left behind in the stampede, to be gorged on at leisure by the lumbering predator?
If he was on a 1 week timeout from Truth Ministries due to not showing up on time to check in 1 night he'd be eligible now to go back to that shelter. He could also have gone psycho at the TM shelter and been banned. Last we heard several months ago HOC had given him a 3 mo. ban and it should be up by now so he could be back HOC. We'll see if some info comes down as to where he's sleeping at night.
Lucas tries to make himself look good. The 4 board games he claims he made (in 3 weeks) could well be a made up story.
I have no doubt he DID make all 4 games....but with Lucas, four may as well be 1000.
Right. And if you asked him to explain how to play them twice you would get two completely different answers.
It’s the most pretentious fantasy of the Wern I think. Like he imagines this grand ball with a bunch of middle aged men in tuxedos being acquainted with Lolitas by government mandate and they dance to a live orchestra playing The Blue Danube Waltz until the witty charm of these sophisticated older men captures the right girl to age gap breed with in the hotel room upstairs.
When I read that it reminded me of that old 90s game 13 dead end drive, where players move around that mansion each turn trying to find a way to kill each other and every so often someone draws a card that makes the cop walk a step further toward the front door to investigate whats going on. Thats how I can see chris hansen being put into the dance of the telomeres games - the 40 year olds move around the dance floor gathering up food and alcohol to bait the teen girls with and then approach them to make their offerings, all while chris hansen slowly walks up to the entrance of the building, and if chris makes it to the door and gets inside before a creep gets his zoomer bae its game over
You know... As a game designer there is a twisted part of me that feels compelled to make a "good" version of these ideas. Or at least one that is well designed, you know as a challenge to myself. I can even see how such a game could function. Using a deck of cards that define movement, one player being under cover as a snitch, trying to suit someone up in a sting operation, everyone else trying to avoid the hidden plant and work together to pass around bribes, act as wingmen and reveal who the snitch is and which girl is the bait. Each cycle requires everyone to pair off with a girl, and if someone doesn't get to impregnate underaged pusspuss then everyone loses except the snitch.
I am an admirer of Lucas's art, and "You Breed Stupidity" is my favorite because of these immortal lines:This is a total non sequitur, but the following is my current favorite Lucas video, simply for the following quote, which I tentatively declare the most hilarious out-of-context Lucas quote of all time:
Screaming About God and Misunderstanding Politics With The Wern
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"I would love to tear into that asshole. My cousin's gay, so it's a little personal for me..."
Feel free to suggest your own nominees for best out-of-context Lucas quote.
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Malapropisms, what a word and galoose humour I love it! Seriously the words to describe Wernisms in all their odd ways is really something. I don’t know if there are other humans that can see things remotely the way he does. I mean we all have our own particular thought processes and neuroses but his are like those coming from someone living in another dimension. Are his board games technically OC’s? I don’t think he has any original characters in them but I like to think of his descriptive caricature depictions as a kind of OC. God forbid CWC is right and the merge happens, the dudebros he creates in his head start showing up in our reality and we start seeing his delusions manifest in physical reality. He should really take to drawing to express himself even if it’s those stick figure drawings just so we can all see what he sees or if there was a brain scan that could show us Lucas world when showing him a picture of a lineup at a bar it would be odd to say the least.Lucas's residency at the laughing academy was brief. How long will he last on the streets this time? In the past, Lucas has both rapidly cycled in and out of hospitalization, and avoided the men with butterfly nets for long stretches. He's tried to avoid the psych ward, and deliberately made suicide threats to guarantee a bed there.
Lucas's account of the "age gap scene" in Spokane is delightful. He's lurking around outside restaurants and bars, engaging in a little bit of voyeurism and fantasy projection. He believes there is an active scene of Gen X dudes pairing off with Gen Z baes to breed. A similar delusion to the one that lead to his break up with Suzanne: sees an older man near a younger woman, and in his mind they're a couple and trying to procreate.
Lucas has found the party. He knows where the Gen X age gappers hang, where they store the puss puss, where dudes are doing what he wants to for the same reasons that he wants to; as opposed to Lucas's personal obsession.
All he needs is to get his ID, then he's gonna join in. That's all that's keeping him from that puss puss.
I am an admirer of Lucas's art, and "You Breed Stupidity" is my favorite because of these immortal lines:
Gen Z, solidarity!
She about 18 and ready to breed.
Gen X, needed some sex.
All hail Generation X!
Now, Lucas's delivery is imprecise, and the final line may be "All herald Generation X!" This makes less sense as a line, but plenty of sense considering Lucas is a master of galoose humor and malapropisms.
You breed stupidity.
Muttering incel nonsense for your day.Gotta love "rap" with the line, "18 and ready to breeeed."
Weird that he puts Marfan syndrome up there with autism and schizophrenia. Maybe it's his way of throwing shade at thin guys, since he's insecure about being fat and men with Marfan syndrome are notoriously slim.
