Been wondering why he's saying he's going to wait to get his ID to go into those bars where in his scrambled egg rutting animal brain Gen X is hooking up with Gen Z. It not like anyone at the bars is going to mistake him for under 21 and he'd need to show ID. Is this his way of giving himself an out as to why he's not already at the bars hitting on the 21 yr olds baes. Also If I'm remembering right, isn't he banned from all the bars in Spokane?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I just watched the whole thing, besides fast forwarding through the rap music intro. Lucas is basically planning on going back to the same nonsense that he was doing before. He really thinks he has a future with his insult videos and thinks he can make upwards of $4000 a month doing it. Afterall, he is pretty good at insults and he has the Internet and a lot of free time. He absolutely has no desire to go and work an actual job.
He mentions how he believes he will be getting housing soon. I bet he doesn't. He is just so autistic. Don't give him any money. His final thoughts were calling Gen Z bigots for not dating him. Lots of good the puzzle factory did him.
At least he plans on getting a phone. Let's hope he can hang on to it.
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It's an out. Like masks. Lucas is terrified of approaching women, but obsessed with it. He wants to, but lacks the nerve, so always makes sure to have an out. Even as he gets a little thrill in having a plan.
There must be bars in Spokane that Lucas hasn't been banned from. Lucas is in no danger of being ID'd based on his appearance. I don't know if bars in Spokane habitually card everyone, even visibly geriatric Gen Xers, but it's not an uncommon practice at higher end bars in my little postage stamp of soil.
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So, from the owls interview, Lucas seems to be back on metformin for his diabetes, depakote, and possibly abilify? Not sure whether he still is on that last.
Apparently they loaded him up with lithium, but the interesting thing to me is, unlike his year-long stay that we all know, when he came out fat and shy and whispering, this seems to be the same Lucas as usual.
It takes him two or three asks to directly follow up a question with a coherent logical response.
He's going off on the same stuff, always has a quick answer to take the responsibility away from himself, it's just more of the same.
Lucas has been saying he's going to get housing for a long time, and in this interview he says he's getting it in the next two days. We'll see I guess, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.
The only positive change, is that apparently the people at the mood stabilization unit convinced Lucas that it was to his benefit to take some medication like depakote. We all know how you couldn't even bring up medication around lucas, without him going into a screaming fit about how he didn't need it.
So, he's blaming his past behavior on not having medication, even though he actively rejected it. Interesting.
My real want, is for Lucas to get a phone, and start making his own videos. As with most cows, Lucas is his own worst enemy, and produces the most revealing content all by himself, without an interviewer.
I will say, I do enjoy how Skeletor doesn't seem to be letting Lucas skate with non-responses, and doesn't seem to let him move the conversation into Lucas's familiar topics, without trying to smack Lucas with the responsibility that his life is his own fault. He strikes a good balance between being Lucas's buddy, but not letting him bullshit too much.
Edit: I hadn't finished the interview when I posted, and I missed a little tidbit where Skeletor directly asked Lucas why he stopped taking the medication last time, when it was free from the government. Lucas said he thought he could manage himself with pot, which is his usual excuse, that he's self sedating with pot, probably true to some extent, but he enjoys it as well, obviously. Skeletor then followed up by asking Lucas what was going to stop him from avoiding the medication this time, just like he did in his last hospital stay, and why he had gone off the medication originally, especially because it was provided by the government and free. Lucas's genius response to this is that the medication took up too much room in his backpack, it "jutted out".
Yes you heard that right.
Edit 2: Damn. When Lucas stands up a little straighter, you could see that his bitch tits are fully at elbow level, as in, he could rest his forearms on the sides of his own man breasts. That is some impressive work, gravity.
Edit 3: near the end of the video, before he goes into a blame kiwi farms rant, Skeletor seems to be having some difficulty understanding why Lucas's life is the way it is, and lucas, (you can tell disgusted with trying to answer the question delicately) basically says "Bcause I'm crazy, what do you want?!?" It's actually the funniest bit of the video. I'll give you credit lucas, this is the first time you genuinely made me laugh WITH you.
Edit 4: you know what? I'm changing my mind a bit. Whether it's because of Skeletor keeping him on track, or the realization that he needs meds, Lucas seems a bit more honest and self effacing than usual. I don't expect this to last; I hope it will, but I don't expect it to...
Apparently they loaded him up with lithium, but the interesting thing to me is, unlike his year-long stay that we all know, when he came out fat and shy and whispering, this seems to be the same Lucas as usual.
It takes him two or three asks to directly follow up a question with a coherent logical response.
He's going off on the same stuff, always has a quick answer to take the responsibility away from himself, it's just more of the same.
Lucas has been saying he's going to get housing for a long time, and in this interview he says he's getting it in the next two days. We'll see I guess, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.
The only positive change, is that apparently the people at the mood stabilization unit convinced Lucas that it was to his benefit to take some medication like depakote. We all know how you couldn't even bring up medication around lucas, without him going into a screaming fit about how he didn't need it.
So, he's blaming his past behavior on not having medication, even though he actively rejected it. Interesting.
My real want, is for Lucas to get a phone, and start making his own videos. As with most cows, Lucas is his own worst enemy, and produces the most revealing content all by himself, without an interviewer.
I will say, I do enjoy how Skeletor doesn't seem to be letting Lucas skate with non-responses, and doesn't seem to let him move the conversation into Lucas's familiar topics, without trying to smack Lucas with the responsibility that his life is his own fault. He strikes a good balance between being Lucas's buddy, but not letting him bullshit too much.
Edit: I hadn't finished the interview when I posted, and I missed a little tidbit where Skeletor directly asked Lucas why he stopped taking the medication last time, when it was free from the government. Lucas said he thought he could manage himself with pot, which is his usual excuse, that he's self sedating with pot, probably true to some extent, but he enjoys it as well, obviously. Skeletor then followed up by asking Lucas what was going to stop him from avoiding the medication this time, just like he did in his last hospital stay, and why he had gone off the medication originally, especially because it was provided by the government and free. Lucas's genius response to this is that the medication took up too much room in his backpack, it "jutted out".
Yes you heard that right.
Edit 2: Damn. When Lucas stands up a little straighter, you could see that his bitch tits are fully at elbow level, as in, he could rest his forearms on the sides of his own man breasts. That is some impressive work, gravity.
Edit 3: near the end of the video, before he goes into a blame kiwi farms rant, Skeletor seems to be having some difficulty understanding why Lucas's life is the way it is, and lucas, (you can tell disgusted with trying to answer the question delicately) basically says "Bcause I'm crazy, what do you want?!?" It's actually the funniest bit of the video. I'll give you credit lucas, this is the first time you genuinely made me laugh WITH you.
Edit 4: you know what? I'm changing my mind a bit. Whether it's because of Skeletor keeping him on track, or the realization that he needs meds, Lucas seems a bit more honest and self effacing than usual. I don't expect this to last; I hope it will, but I don't expect it to...
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The oldest Gen Alpha children would be 8 years now, so he will have to fixate on those Gen Z bigots a little longer.
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2nd editing computer, Bandicam, & full screen youtube FTW.
It's somehow nice to see that, even now back on meds, he's still the same delusional dumbass.
Nice proof that he can't change, doesn't want to change, and is beyond hope of ever having even a semi-normal life (and will definitely never get a barely legal teen to 'breed' with).
I mean, to a degree, he's not wrong about that, a lot of his instability was likely due to not having meds that he legitimately needs to at least be even. Not sane, but at least not mood swinging from depressive funk to manic rage every 10 minutes.
Edit: I know Princess did not just say expecting a partner to be clean and shower regularly is a classist statement...nasty.
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One of the most interesting things to me about Lucas is, even when he recognizes his own negative behavior, it's always "far back in the past."
Skeletor, who often comes to the wrong conclusion when he's trying to understand lucas, was trying to suggest that Lucas's note writing only happens when he's off his meds, even though I would suggest that the note writing happens when Lucas doesn't have a phone and can't make videos, and also probably when he's in psych wards and doesn't have anything else to do.
It's like he's got to be outputting, either in video form, written form, board game form, something to get his delusions out of his head.
And Lucas was like "Oh yeah I never do that anymore I haven't done that for years..."
... and Skeletor mentioned that Lucas had been putting notes on polls just a few months ago.
For Lucas it's always everything he did bad was in the past. It was the same thing with the geek room. He only called people the n word in the past you know, not yesterday or anything.
When talking to Skeletor, Lucas referenced the geek room's newest video about him from earlier in the week, although when I watched it I couldn't find any mentions of him.
He left these 2 comments on the GR vid:
Skeletor, who often comes to the wrong conclusion when he's trying to understand lucas, was trying to suggest that Lucas's note writing only happens when he's off his meds, even though I would suggest that the note writing happens when Lucas doesn't have a phone and can't make videos, and also probably when he's in psych wards and doesn't have anything else to do.
It's like he's got to be outputting, either in video form, written form, board game form, something to get his delusions out of his head.
And Lucas was like "Oh yeah I never do that anymore I haven't done that for years..."
... and Skeletor mentioned that Lucas had been putting notes on polls just a few months ago.
For Lucas it's always everything he did bad was in the past. It was the same thing with the geek room. He only called people the n word in the past you know, not yesterday or anything.
When talking to Skeletor, Lucas referenced the geek room's newest video about him from earlier in the week, although when I watched it I couldn't find any mentions of him.
He left these 2 comments on the GR vid:
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Skeletor really did a good job on this interview. My favorite part was when Lucas was going on about how he loves being on the "bully pulpit" about standing up for blacks, women, and asians. When Skeletor asked "well, how about standing up for the working man?" That question went 100 feet over Lucas's head. Skeletor was basically referring to how the working people's taxes are going to burdens on soceity like Lucas. Lucas replied "yes, I would be all about worker solidarity".
Lucas is still the same lolcow as he was before. He needs to head on down to Metro PCS and get another Android phone. Maybe Isik will also be unsuccessfully discharged from substance abuse treatment too?
Lucas is still the same lolcow as he was before. He needs to head on down to Metro PCS and get another Android phone. Maybe Isik will also be unsuccessfully discharged from substance abuse treatment too?
At approx. the 16:53 mark in the video Skeletor asks Lucas about his hospital experience. Lucas said his whole time in there all he did was listen to the radio with head phones and walk around, walk around.... had art therapy, walk around. This would have been the time to make himself look good and bring up the 4 games he said he made. Lucas made no mention of the games. I'm still thinking he made the whole thing up about the 4 games.
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Just to remind everybody: Lucas the Pukas has a dinky little wang.
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Lucas' tits look bigger and floppier than DSP's now. Congrats. Get some more 6X shirts from the trash next time, please.
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Don't be coy. It's been ages since it's been posted. You know. It.
It must be posted every few pages.
I myself have posted it in this thread at least a dozen times. With and without spoilers.
C'mon. Post it.
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So he's supposedly back on meds.
Is he gonna blow up like a fucking balloon again?
Is he gonna blow up like a fucking balloon again?
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I don’t have the picture of Luke’s dinky little wang. I’ll have to wait for someone else to post it. He’s so small he doesn’t deserve any barely legal poonanner.
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"These women are my potential wives" and his heart breaks with love for them, jesus fucking christ. What the fuck is a potential wife? How do you fall in real, heartbreaking love with an abstraction like that? A whole generation, an age group, a fucking demographic my dude. I guess when you're so deprived of daily social interaction with real women with names and personalities and shit, you can begin to think like this but holy shit, it's a special type of crazy.
edit: if one of you mad lads wants to post microdick in this thread knock yourself out but please do everyone the kindness of using protection ie spoilers thank you kindly
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The rare Spokane acorn is indeed elusive. And apparently diseased, the last time I saw it.
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Diseased? Did he get an STD from his last girlfriend and never get treatment? What a maroon.
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"Microdick"? Yes, it is ghastly, but it's a Wernology rite of passage. Like many customs, it's origins are obscure. But the first Wernologists posted microdick, and the practice continues.
"Potential wives" is fascinating. I've heard of parasocial relationships, and often remarked how Lucas's irl relationships are assymetrical. But this is parasocial courtship.
Lucas invests all of himself in Lady Gen Z, whoever she may be. You have to remind Lady Gen Z that Lucas exists, and she'll forget all about him as soon as she's done going "eww lol." Do the young women of Spokane know that the ragged oaf staring them down is evaluating them as wife material? And probably picturing their bleeding asshole.
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So Lucas says that he walked around a lot, and did art therapy, basically drawing with markers like a 6-year-old.
He's got to be hiding the real story of therapy, right? There's no possible way that someone with his serious mental problems gets dragged into a psych facility and they don't even try to do a deep dive into what's wrong with him, right?
I mean, this is Lucas simply not wanting to talk about the stuff that makes him look bad and crazy, right?
Because if this is anywhere near true, if the psych wards in Spokane take Lucas in, and their treatment for him is letting him cool off by drawing with crayons, and loading him up with drugs, that's a pretty sad statement on the nature of treatment in the mental health system.
I'm thinking he's lying and hiding things, because I doubt they would dose him with drugs that hardcore and specific, without any sort of analysis.
Lucas just doesn't want to talk about the sort of stuff that he tells psychiatrists. Which is one of the reasons why these sort of conversations are my holy Grail of Wernalia.
He's got to be hiding the real story of therapy, right? There's no possible way that someone with his serious mental problems gets dragged into a psych facility and they don't even try to do a deep dive into what's wrong with him, right?
I mean, this is Lucas simply not wanting to talk about the stuff that makes him look bad and crazy, right?
Because if this is anywhere near true, if the psych wards in Spokane take Lucas in, and their treatment for him is letting him cool off by drawing with crayons, and loading him up with drugs, that's a pretty sad statement on the nature of treatment in the mental health system.
I'm thinking he's lying and hiding things, because I doubt they would dose him with drugs that hardcore and specific, without any sort of analysis.
Lucas just doesn't want to talk about the sort of stuff that he tells psychiatrists. Which is one of the reasons why these sort of conversations are my holy Grail of Wernalia.
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"Parasocial courtship" is a great way to describe it. It's really what sets the Wern apart from a run-of-the-mill incel. Not only are his courtship strategies doomed to fail of their own merits and because he's such a laughably unfit mate, but he doesn't even direct his failed courtship at specific women like say Russel Greer does, but at all women in a geographic and demographic window. In a way I guess it must be less painful to get rejected by a whole generation via indifference versus having specific women shut you down to your face.