Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[RazorBackBacon]

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https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1423418697687830533

Archive: https://archive.md/phnpf

Maybe it's the hangover from the Chris Chan jail arc, but I am sensing some heavy foreshadowing in this Tweet. Will Vito still be able to produce The Dick Show from protective custody?

Vito absolutely has CP hidden away somewhere, I feel it in my bones. He positively radiates Jimmy Savile energies.

 

[Sped Xing]

I don't think he is into kids

I think he is into kids.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Dick is trying to get Isabella Janke on the show. She's the creep who sat on the news that CWC was fucking his mom and planned to use it to manipulate him. She also stole money regularly from CWC and is an animal abuser that talked about boiling hamsters alive.

https://twitter.com/TheCoomunist/status/1423684915044913155
https://twitter.com/TheCoomunist/status/1423684594516193288

also defends her

 

[Dyn]

Dick is trying to get Isabella Janke on the show.

Dax's style of journalism reminds me of Tucker Carlson if Tucker Carlson agreed with everything all of his guests said and gave them hummers under the table while they shared their insane opinions.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Dick is trying to get Isabella Janke on the show. She's the creep who sat on the news that CWC was fucking his mom and planned to use it to manipulate him. She also stole money regularly from CWC and is an animal abuser that talked about boiling hamsters alive.

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Simp Masterson at it again. Dax has a nose for profit so he is actually just grooming the groomer to get content for his show, and trolling the Karens with his edgy takes. Calling such a blatant sociopath a hero is pretty epic troll dude.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Dick is trying to get Isabella Janke on the show.

Always trust Dax to have the most morally dubious response to any situation. He's incapable of assessing different levels of harm. To Dax anyone watching Chris for entertainment is just as bad as people who actively mess with his life for clout or sadistic pleasure.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

FELTED

 

[Tookie]

Imagine still making Maddox references in 2021.

 

[DankSmoker]

Dick is trying to get Isabella Janke on the show. She's the creep who sat on the news that CWC was fucking his mom and planned to use it to manipulate him. She also stole money regularly from CWC and is an animal abuser that talked about boiling hamsters alive.

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This is a far departure from hampture...

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Imagine still making Maddox references in 2021.

He will keep making them as long as he is still around. He is like a jaded ex-girlfriend unable to let go. Diddler Dax is an old man whose body doesn't produce enough testosterone to have the confidence not to react to every slight.

 

[waffle]

I think he latched onto the slime comforter so much because some girls in the audience said it looked creepy in context of the room. It was pretty stupid to have in a real estate listing, and I wouldn't be surprised if Maddox could have just flipped it over and had it look like a plain blue comforter.

I thought the shark decals on his wall were the funniest things in the room. There's nothing those can possibly say about you other than how you're mentally 12 years old.

Yeah the "I'm 13 and I think sharks are cool" decals were way funnier than the comforter.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

>omg maddox is so stupid for having a video game comformer, he must be a neat freak for even making his bed
>let me mount a dildo on my mansion's wall
Rules of Daxquisition number 9: projection is free ammunition

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Rare Juju sighting!



I swear every time I start to think Dax is getting boring, he comes out guns blazing with bad jokes and worse takes. Every single time.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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Is that a "I mAkE a LoT oF mOnEy" take I see? What's with fucking retards thinking this argument doesn't make them look like complete faggots?

 

[DankSmoker]

>omg maddox is so stupid for having a video game comformer, he must be a neat freak for even making his bed
>let me mount a dildo on my mansion's wall
Rules of Daxquisition number 9: projection is free ammunition

But its mounted next to a badass shotgun, totally negates it being gay.

 

[Tom Myers]

We love our hogs and our hogs.

The Coofunist on Twitter: "Chris Chan fans are just as deranged as he…

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[Tour of Italy]

Dick is trying to get Isabella Janke on the show. She's the creep who sat on the news that CWC was fucking his mom and planned to use it to manipulate him. She also stole money regularly from CWC and is an animal abuser that talked about boiling hamsters alive.

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Why yes what a hero who exposed Chris only while she was panicking to save her own skin after sitting on the info for about a week during which Barb was probably raped again.

If he did end up having Janke on, she wouldn't even be the sickest fuck in his rolodex.

It's a tough read, but I'm guessing this is one of the following:

1. Dick is an opportunistic sociopath trying to manipulate the narrative to shift the heat away from himself
2. A petty insecure sadsack desperate to lash out at Null who was the first person to call him out on his shit
3. So desperate to soothe his moral and cognitive dissonance that he really believes this weird twisted version of events where Null and Kiwi Farms were the ones enabling this.

Probably a little of all three.

This is a far departure from hampture...

That guest was unironically the high water mark of the show and it had nothing to do with Dick.

 

[Ulkesh]

It’s almost manic how much Dax is obsessed with Maddox. He typifies the “no one, literally no one, not a single soul” meme.
Fuck dude. It was FOUR YEARS AGO. Dax hasn’t even crossed Maddox’s mind in TWO YEARS. When will he grow a sack and move on? Will he be lying in his geriatric hospital bed, shitting his brains out into a bedpan, still screeching about Maddox and the lolsuit?

https://archive.ph/nMf2g

 

[DankSmoker]

It’s almost manic how much Dax is obsessed with Maddox. He typifies the “no one, literally no one, not a single soul” meme.
Fuck dude. It was FOUR YEARS AGO. Dax hasn’t even crossed Maddox’s mind in TWO YEARS. When will he grow a sack and move on? Will he be lying in his geriatric hospital bed, shitting his brains out into a bedpan, still screeching about Maddox and the lolsuit?

https://archive.ph/nMf2g

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Never burned my copy of the book because I'd look more retarded wearing one of his shirts than having that kicking around.

 

[Ulkesh]

Never burned my copy of the book because I'd look more retarded wearing one of his shirts than having that kicking around.

I actually have a signed copy of Dax’s book from before he went complete whackjob. It’s sitting in a drawer somewhere, haven’t decided on a really exciting way to destroy it.