Gimmick Account Twitter / '_________' posting their Ls/Ws / '_________' Out of Context - Unnecessary soapboxes, e-begging, >not posting on main, terminally online posters, "You are blocked from following _______"

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

God yes, actually this one is probably the earliest example of this. It's written by the unfunny dumbass 'Popehat', an idiot lawyer who probably deserves his own thread.

To be fair, he was actually pretty good before coming down with a severe case of TDS.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

The “White House Spy” twitter account era was definitely one of the darkest moments in our nation’s history. Truly dogshit larping being gulped down by the most gullible of little piggies dying for any sort of orangeaman-bad content they could get, no matter how blindingly fake it was

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Another type of this account that blew up after the 2016 election - the 'Angry White House Staffer' larper accounts. They really had some twitter liberals believing they had just gotten out of an oval office meeting with Trump and Pence and they laid it how they only won with PUTINS personal help, and just other insane takes. Eventually, they started to become too implausible so they would inevitably become just another democratic shill account.

Oh my god, I remember those. Those were so fucking bad but even worse was the thousands of people who believed them. Like, it was instantly obvious to anyone with a functioning brain it was a gay larp but holy shit did the retards on Twitter eat that shit up.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

@Samoyed is the only good gimmick account.

Damn bro why you gotta be like that.

 

[John Hancock]

It's a schizo theory but Twitter's the domain of marketing and moneymaking. For all I know it's just a trannybot made to grift people by spamming tweets, pushing GFM's, and then ending it in a bang where they beg for burial costs or gash surgery.

Interesting theory, but I think it's just a terminally online tranny with nothing better to do, because the account itself engages in conversation with likeminded trannies quite frequently, such as this exchange where they tell another coomer tranny that an absolute madlad a piece of shit made an account called "Alice Killed George Floyd" where they photoshopped Alice's face onto the infamous photo of Derek Chauvin:

Unfortunately the account's been suspended and no archive exists.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Now that’s a good troll

 

[KokoroKoroki]

Finally, it's about time these guys got documented, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

I suspected that a lot of gimmick accounts would end up going down the shitter when a lot of them turned out to be minors who crave validation.

I wish I saved the Tweet (if anyone has it then feel free to post) but that "pain and suffering" gimmick account ended up deactivating for a while all because some rando on the internet told him to get a job.

How is it so hard to stick to your fucking gimmick? Just post the memes like you're supposed to and fuck off.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

Lori - that e-girl who ran E-Girls Posting Ls

Alongside updating this post to show her latest Twitter has yet again been suspended, I ended up finding her Facebook (archive) and full name (Lori/Lorelei Meeks) and her brother might be named Andrew. Apparently now that Twitter's completely shut her out, she's primarily using Tiktok (archive) and Instagram (archive). I also have her DOB (3/24/1999). I haven't been able to find any more detailed personal information.

Her Facebook is actually interesting and this might lead to threadworthy material, I might put a request up later. She is(or was for quite some time) a wannabe diet schizophrenic who believes in tulpas (Think imaginary friends induced via forcible hallucinations and delusions). And even made a Facebook account (archive) for her tulpa. My only hesitation on putting up a thread request is the bulk of her most interesting material was on her original twitter which is long gone now.

Anyways, for something to chuckle at, here's the e-girl posting another L:

Edit: Tossed her into Thread Requests if people want a far more detailed rundown of her.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I wish I saved the Tweet (if anyone has it then feel free to post) but that "pain and suffering" gimmick account ended up deactivating for a while all because some rando on the internet told him to get a job.

How is it so hard to stick to your fucking gimmick? Just post the memes like you're supposed to and fuck off.

Most of the terminally online individuals don’t want real jobs, so they have to hide behind the persona of a gimmick account to overcompensate over the fact that they don’t have have real friends outside of the Internet.

 

[Born in Summer]

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Someone explain to me why this faggot is under all of GBT_Postings comments

 

[CDWLTY]

Interesting theory, but I think it's just a terminally online tranny with nothing better to do, because the account itself engages in conversation with likeminded trannies quite frequently, such as this exchange where they tell another coomer tranny that an absolute madlad a piece of shit made an account called "Alice Killed George Floyd" where they photoshopped Alice's face onto the infamous photo of Derek Chauvin:
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Unfortunately the account's been suspended and no archive exists.

You're right, she's too organic.

I'm always paranoid after seeing that study of reddit bots. Reaction time is supposedly a good indicator, not even just of length, but of consistency. Knowing how high ranking all these sites are, and how valuable it has to be to directly astroturf public opinion, I'm seeing monsters under every bed! Maybe I don't hate captcha's after all, as long as I'm not doing free work for google.

The “White House Spy” twitter account era was definitely one of the darkest moments in our nation’s history. Truly dogshit larping being gulped down by the most gullible of little piggies dying for any sort of orangeaman-bad content they could get, no matter how blindingly fake it was

Just wait until I start my "Biden intern double agent Q operative" LARP soon! It'll knock your socks off!



I think the worst of these W's/L's ones are the wins, by far. There's something very insecure and desperate trying to rah-rah your "team" against the other side. Showing off janitors getting free championship rings is less heartwarming than it should be, but the women's may actually edge it out:

Maybe someone will make a gimmick account for "People being unnecessarily aggressive towards strangers grounded in reality" for the amount this happens.

Although I may be the weirdo that thinks women being douchebags doesn't somehow empower them, imitating the dude at work everyone hates seems to be their idea of the "alpha bitch".)

 

[Shaka Brah]

I think the worst of these W's/L's ones are the wins, by far. There's something very insecure and desperate trying to rah-rah your "team" against the other side. Showing off janitors getting free championship rings is less heartwarming than it should be, but the women's may actually edge it out:

Maybe someone will make a gimmick account for "People being unnecessarily aggressive towards strangers grounded in reality" for the amount this happens.

Although I may be the weirdo that thinks women being douchebags doesn't somehow empower them, imitating the dude at work everyone hates seems to be their idea of the "alpha bitch".)

In what universe is making yourself unemployable due to PMS a win? I don't get this preoccupation some modern women have with being ugly, angry, and unlikable.

 

[Hal]

The only good gimmick accounts are OnlyFans Girls Posting Their L's (I've never seen the admin go off topic for the most part, plus who doesn't like seeing whores get btfo) and DefiantLs, an account that documents all the times notorious Drumpf reply guy BrooklynDad has completely flip flopped on issues, sometimes within the span of months, because it is genuinely fucking hysterical seeing a grown man so terminally online that he forgets what his own stances are:
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Spoiler: More examples

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And since he hasn't been mentioned yet, I'd like to introduce the unofficial gimmick account reply guy:
Alice, aka catgirlcomrade
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Alice is your usual porn addicted tranny who probably deserves his own thread at some point. Alice has amassed a total of almost 12,000 tweets in eight fucking months by spending every waking moment of his life frantically retweeting any tranny porn he sees (and posting original content).

Spoiler: tranny porn

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But all of that is irrelevant to the topic at hand. The reason I'm bringing them up in this thread is his constant, unending coping, seething, and dilating at gimmick accounts:

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These are just to the gimmick accounts I could think of off the top of my head, like WomenPostingLs, OnlyFanPostingL, LVaush, and PostingTransLs_. I'm sure there are more replies to other accounts that I'm too lazy to dig for.

And before you ask about their relationship with their dad:
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Also, they may be a future 41% club member:
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Dude is in every reply to my tweets. He's a clearly a attention whore and no one should be giving him attention because he gets off to it

CoomersPostingLs came back after being banned. I give it about a month until he's gone again.

The man is to based he will never stop

“Right Wing Cope” is a sign that LARPing is real. It would be no more different than someone making a “Left Wing Cope” Twitter account.

They went by "coping maga" right after the election ended but I guess they changed it once that election aftermath well dried up, someone made a good account making fun of them tho https://twitter.com/RightWingCopeLs


Also this is the current owner of rightwingcope lol

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

I still remember the first time i saw a gimmick account crash and burn , there was this gimmick account called "Gun inaccuracies in media" which went by the @ "Gunsaintright" , it was ran by a bunch of teenagers who tweeted the most lukewarm basic bitch facts about guns and how X game got it wrong , i remember alot of a tweets about flipped guns and the spas 12. It got semi popular and even had a article written about them (link:https://web.archive.org/web/2021032...us/story/gun-inaccuracies-media-teens-twitter) this prompted a Q&A for i think 10k or 20k followers , in which one of the mods , i think it was cooper but as far as i can tell the tweets were deleted , said that he thought that american gun laws weren't strict enough. Cue the backlash and bullying , forcing the lead admin mengo to make a tweet saying he'd block anyone bullying his friend. Eventually cooper left , i think mengo went next , and now 2 nobodies , one of who has pronouns in bio , run the account and havent tweeted since june. Mengo ran a 2nd account for a bit that was just the same thing , but i cant find it now.

 

[Pensive Emoji]

@oldtweetsfinder (archive.ph/dfxs2) decided to announce that they were at a psych ward for attempting suicide, and released their goodbye.

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An interesting piece of info dropped after that first tweet was made.

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These were the tweets that made @oldtweetfinder upset

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Bonus:

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@bruh5moments__ vs. @4ntiTak3s (archive.md/sNwB5 | archive.md/NU55o)

The battle between these two started with this tweet

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Bruh5 responded with

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4nti then replies with

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@GimmickCoping (archive.md/ij78j), a newly made account, has caused quite a stir in the community.


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@CommentaryR34 (archive.ph/xqmGL), is also a new account and well...

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[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

And to think, that hellscape of constat noise is what these people live in 24/7.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

These are the motherfuckers being given iPads and shit at 7 years old and the outcomes are exactly as expected. Neurotic dopamine junkies and suicidal goons who are always one tweet from a guy named Mexican Ted Kaczynski saying "reverse your birth" away from suck-starting their mom's boyfriend's gun.

They consistently cannot handle being online for long periods of time due to the cognitive effects it has on them, but they can't let go because from an early age they were hooked on it and don't know how to comprehend their lives without it. They're like methheads if the meth doxxed them for using the wrong needle.

 

[qazzzz]

correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there some account like “Things that aged well” that tried to turn into a personal account and then started sperging out once people shit on him for doing so? could be a different account then what I’m thinking though

 

[MooseGump]

correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there some account like “Things that aged well” that tried to turn into a personal account and then started sperging out once people shit on him for doing so? could be a different account then what I’m thinking though

Other way around, it's stuff that didn't age well and yes he couldn't resist the obvious political jokes or kept having weird spergouts that resulted in him quote tweeting people to sic his fans to

I think he created this whole system of accounts to explain why something didn't age well too? That account went to shit really fast

 

[Staffy]

Like if the SteakUms account manager actually had a mental breakdown and threatened to blow up an airport in Roblox by this point I'd just think it was one of their marketing strategies.

Or that they'd just blow up an airport in Roblox in the name of Steakums, murdering dozens of children's avatars in cold (low-resolution) blood.

I approve. We've focused on Minecraft too much that we forgot about Roblox.

Roblox deserves all the terror attacks