TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Captain Syrup]

DSP’s life might objectively suck, but if you had to choose between the two, you’d pick DSP in a heartbeat.

Phil at least lives somewhere resembling the real world.

In Spoony's word, everyone but him is an idiot and their views shouldn't be given credence. He can't make normal conversation because the only thing we're allowed to say is he is right. He likes to stir up arguments with people and make them uncomfortable.

I'm willing to bet that's why he's only had two romantic partners.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

No cheating. You take your damnation like a good boy.

DSP, obviously. He already has an army of paypigs and somewhat operating mechanism of extracting money from them. If he put a little more effort and thought into ripping them off, and also slightly limited wasting money on Gacha shit, he would be golden and debtless.

Spoony has none of it - his reputation is ruined as well, but in the end he has nothing to work with. His fans have long moved on, his simps are small in numbers and he basically has nothing to offer. DSP may be a joke, but he is still somewhat funny joke, when Spoony is a beaten to death anecdote that no one wants to hear anymore.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil at least lives somewhere resembling the real world.

Spoony lives in a Hellworld where everyone but him is an idiot and their views shouldn't be given credence. He can't make normal conversation because the only thing we're allowed to say is he is right. He likes to stir up arguments with people and make them uncomfortable. I'm willing to bet that's why he's only had two romantic partners.

Phil lives in his own fantasy world as well, never goes outside and will pay for fast food joints 9 minutes away to deliver to him, so paranoid he stops a stream when he hears a car outside, and thinks everyone except himself is a complete moron who doesn't know what they're doing. Plus you'd inherit his crippling gambling addiction, borderline alcoholism and sham wife who will leave as soon as another mark shows up.

 

[Bloody bunny]

Phil lives in his own fantasy world as well, never goes outside and will pay for fast food joints 9 minutes away to deliver to him, so paranoid he stops a stream when he hears a car outside, and thinks everyone except himself is a complete moron who doesn't know what they're doing. Plus you'd inherit his crippling gambling addiction, borderline alcoholism and sham wife who will leave as soon as another mark shows up.

But you small minded idiots forget. He is a God of luck. He will always come out on top.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

But you small minded idiots forget. He is a God of luck. He will always come out on top.

DSP luck is a myth. Yes, he makes a lot of money for no work, but he spends it all on mobile gaming and gin as soon as he gets it, so is always one step away from disaster. Plus he's bankrupt, friendless, known for masturbating on stream, in bad health, such a laughing stock that even major companies take shots at him, and most of his income comes from one person who's been boasting that he's doing so to get close and steal his wife

 

[Hot Dog]

DSP, obviously. He already has an army of paypigs and somewhat operating mechanism of extracting money from them. If he put a little more effort and thought into ripping them off, and also slightly limited wasting money on Gacha shit, he would be golden and debtless.

Spoony has none of it - his reputation is ruined as well, but in the end he has nothing to work with. His fans have long moved on, his simps are small in numbers and he basically has nothing to offer. DSP may be a joke, but he is still somewhat funny joke, when Spoony is a beaten to death anecdote that no one wants to hear anymore.

DSPs stubborn refusal to quit is a redeeming quality by most accounts, but you can see that it is a slog for him and he utterly hates what he turned his life into. Spoony had a great start and could easily have maintained a good standard of living but he pissed it all away and slowly spiraled down the drain.

Both really live for nothing and have no goals. DSP is going through the motions and deteriorateing in real time. Spoony getting the fuck out of that house and off Twitter is probably the best thing that could happen to him. 40 is kinda old to pull your head out of your ass but I've seen it done before. But the person has to want it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Yes, he makes a lot of money for no work

Yet Noah makes no money from his tweeting.

but he spends it all on mobile gaming and gin as soon as he gets it

Spoony probably asks his parents to give him booze money, since he is an alcoholic too.

Plus he's bankrupt, friendless,

Just like Noah.

known for masturbating on stream

For "chain and love" joke.

in bad health

There is no illness that Noah doesn't have.

such a laughing stock that even major companies take shots at him

Years ago CA announced that Spoony has died, even though he didn't. They weren't very far away from truth though.

and most of his income comes from one person who's been boasting that he's doing so to get close and steal his wife

Is this something 100% confirmed or you fags got bored with counting his snorts and speculate again? Anyway, Noah is going to die alone, because Warthog is in the looney bin.

Spoony getting the fuck out of that house and off Twitter is probably the best thing that could happen to him.

He only left his old house. When he gets to his new place, he is going to bitch about it on Twitter.

DSPs stubborn refusal to quit is a redeeming quality by most accounts, but you can see that it is a slog for him and he utterly hates what he turned his life into.

Yep, just like Noah, but unlike him he didn't give up. Noah has given up while facing no bankruptcy, no financial scrutiny, nothing, he just decided one day that it is too hard.

 

[Michael Wade]

Out of all the cows and speds on here, I hope Spoony gets to turn his life around the most. He's been a self absorbed asshole now, but I remember a time when he regularly brought a smile to my face. When I thought he had a spark of decency in him. He certainly had a wealth of creativity and passion in the old times. Ive dabbled in content creation before, and I know the weight it carries when you promise certain things and fail to deliver. Or how easy it is to slack on it. Now tack on all the other issues he was dealing with and I cant say I blame him for burning out.

Twitter was his main downfall in my opinion. Ive seen that site do terrible things to better people without them even realizing it. He needs a break badly, hopefully he'll never come back because it will continue to enable the worst aspects of his personality.

Honestly hope we never hear from him again. He needs to spend some time in the real world and actually reevaluate his life.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Twitter was his main downfall in my opinion. Ive seen that site do terrible things to better people without them even realizing it. He needs a break badly, hopefully he'll never come back because it will continue to enable the worst aspects of his personality.

It's like saying that a man who had brain tumor died from vomiting. You're mistaking a symptom for a disease. Noah was banned from Twitter for a long period of time and it changed nothing, because he didn't change. And looking back at his interactions with his fans on his forum, it was just a natural development.

I hope Spoony gets to turn his life around the most. He's been a self absorbed asshole now, but I remember a time when he regularly brought a smile to my face.

This is basically what his remaining simps think. Don't be so naive.

 

[White Devil]

The cope posts in this thread are probably sadder than Spoony himself.

 

[Michael Wade]

It's like saying that a man who had brain tumor died from vomiting. You're mistaking a symptom for a disease. Noah was banned from Twitter for a long period of time and it changed nothing, because he didn't change. And looking back at his interactions with his fans on his forum, it was just a natural development.


This is basically what his remaining simps think. Don't be so naive.

Perhaps your right, perhaps he'll never change. I just wouldn't be a good person if I didn't hope for the best.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I would like to point out that the last tweet Spoony ever posted from his house was a shitty comic book meme. Poetry.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Out of all the cows and speds on here, I hope Spoony gets to turn his life around the most. He's been a self absorbed asshole now, but I remember a time when he regularly brought a smile to my face. When I thought he had a spark of decency in him.

Just because he entertained you doesn't mean he was a good person then. He became worse over time but nothing about his bad behavior was new.
He was as much of an asshole on his old forums as he is on twitter now. He insulted his fans, banned them for disagreeing, chimped out over pushback...all things he also did many years later. He was and is tyrannical, abrasive, arrogant and self centered.
Your hopes of him getting back to being the good guy of the past is delusional. He was never a good guy. The only difference is that he produced amusing content then.

 

[Captain Syrup]

40 is kinda old to pull your head out of your ass but I've seen it done before. But the person has to want it.

Self-awareness is the first step. It doesn't guarantee change; but a formal diagnosis may help Noah avoid the pitfalls of his disorder.

Twitter was his main downfall in my opinion. Ive seen that site do terrible things to better people without them even realizing it.

It's a system for generating cults. Someone floats a rumor, then a loon (i.e. Allison) comes along and says, you're right, but it's worse than you think!, and voilà: Brad is a pedophile. Which is just about the worst thing you can be.

 

[Travoltron]

If the last arc was the EVICTION arc, is the new one the HOMECOMING arc?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

If the last arc was the EVICTION arc, is the new one the HOMECOMING arc?

I was raped in Arizona by the Hog arc.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I was raped in Arizona by the Hog arc.

I'm having a panic attack because Miles told me to take out the garbage arc.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

The one time he streamed a D&D game as a DM he fucked up completely.
He almost TPKd his players on the first encounter, sperged out about bees and never finished the game.

Can anyone link to this? I'm curious.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'm having a panic attack because Miles told me to take out the garbage arc.

My internet is shitty because Mom won't pay more and keeps asking why I can't pay for it arc

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

What are the odds we don't see Spoonster again? Very strange he hasn't sad tweeted, it seemed like he was in a manic episode tweeting 100 times about comic books so I was expecting him to come down.