Gunty, pissed off and HONGRY after being booted off the floor mattress early, treated us to a nice Saturday night ragestream.
After showering, flat-ironing her hair, changing her outfit
twice and putting on her super-sexy clean undies: Chantal got gunted out of the Crackshack early and had to go back, tail between her fat legs, to Peetz and her cats tonight.
She claimed that it was because
she was in such a bad mood and super " bitchy" (and some nonsense about how it feels good to sleep in her own bed with her cats) but she betrayed herself yet again with her random warbling. ("Love me, Love me, pretend that you looove me").
"
Honestly.." (you know it's gonna be a whopper when she starts off a sentence with this) "
that's why I'm home cause I was gonna pick a fight. Cause I'm just fuckin' mad. Honestly I'm not in danger, HE was in danger, if I stayed there".
Looks like we have a real badass on our hands here gorls. I'm sure poor Nader was quaking in his (new) boots. He was in
danger, she explained, because if she stayed there she was going to "
yell" or "
fight somebody".
The same girl who apologized for 10 minutes and cried for fucking up Nader's magic trick.
Ok, badass.
"
Lately I don't trust men, like at all. I swear!" she laments, forgetting that she is a badass bitch who needed to leave for everyone's safety.
All the guys she's been with have been "emotionally distant" for some reason. So weiird, I cannot imagine why.
She's decided she's gonna move on from from her "best friend" Shannon, who we briefly saw in a couple videos eons ago, but hasn't mentioned at all in the last couple years, and who we tonight learned that Peetz couldn't even pick out of a lineup.
Shannon is a "fucking bitch" and she's never, EVER talking to her again. She's very UNBOTHERED, however and spends a good 20 minutes explaining just how unaffected by this and OVER IT she is. She's cutting toxic people out of her life, which I can only assume includes everyone but her paypigs, her suicidal roommate and Nader.
In other news, she is very concerned about the glass shard stuck in her foot, her painful hernia, her recent unexplained weightloss and, as she wolf's down one of Peetz's bags of popcorn, "popcorn lung". She declares she's going to call the Dr. on Monday and tell her everything, which I'm quite certain will happen..
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(Chantal shows us her worrisome gunt hernia)
Also, like the world's most embarrassing clockwork, to make Nader jealous she mentions that Nick has messaged her a bunch of times.
Decent Ragestream overall, bonus points for actually getting out of bed for this one:
4/5 mugs-o-gravy



As a fun bonus: "JOE, You KNOW my other phone is in the trash... not
in the trash, but downstairs.. it's downstairs and it's not charged," then admonishes everyone for asking, barking that IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS and changes the subject. Nader 100% has her other phone.