I mean I'd want to get her away from the squirrel myself and right into my bed. Still I don't see the squirrel as detracting from my attraction or interest in her, his logic was so weird with that. I honestly would love to just chat about squirrels with her, I'd probably learn something.
He'd be jealous of her paying any attention to the squirrel and demand that she pay attention to him instead.
He really believes he's not only desirable, but that women would fight over him. Must be nice being completely detached from reality.
I still say his parents told him over and over how he was smart and handsome and some day he'd find himself a good Mormon wife and that he would be blessed in the afterlife because of his trials and tribulations caused by his face.
That would explain why he thought he was popular in high school until someone got sick of his unwarranted ego and told him no one liked him. I think somewhere he posted he was popular in third-rate business college when everyone avoided him, and the female students were actively told to give him a wide berth. Again, people were expected to put up with him instead of expecting him to behave himself. I truthfully believe that his guilty plea was the first time he's really been held accountable with real consequences. He has a sword hanging over his head if he fucks up.
Even if such a mythical broken woman existed, unless she is at least 8/10, Russ would either pass her over anyway waiting for the Taytay or Yovanna that he feels is his due, or else dump her at the first hint of an opportunity of something better. He's not even nice enough of a human being to fake a relationship to drain the life out of a woman who's not Goddess-tier.
His sense of beauty is skewed. He thinks the girls at the Bunny Ranch are top tier in terms of attractiveness. I think he could get a heroin junkie who wasn't too far into her addiction to look worn out to sink her claws into him and scam a place to stay for a few days and some cash before she calls over her boyfriend/pimp to pick her up while he's out and he never realizes he's been had.
I remember the trip he paid a dude a handie to get a ride for he visited Bella's Ranch and was then intimidated by the So Large For Trucker Barstools before being absolutely horrified by the Stephen King tier appearance of the girl he had made plans with. I also got a kick out of that story because anything under a 7 is apparently being unfair to his dick. I don't remember if the girls at the time were brought up on the forum and can't be assed digging back at the moment to look, but the ones that work there now definitely aren't terrible in the way he acted like at the time or anything near a "fattie mcpattie". I feel like a girl can be plenty attractive to the rest of the world but if she doesn't attract his dick in a way that helps his disability then she's apparently toilet scum.
I am drawing blanks, has anyone ever catfished Russ?
There was that person who pretended to be Katy Perry's agent, I think that counted despite him only interacting with her as a means to get to Katy rather than any actual interest in the "agent" herself.
(sigh) I'll let someone else take it this time around.
You're getting several of his trips mixed together. The barstools/ugly whore incident wasn't the same trip as the handie one.
Only in his Pipsqueak mind.
