Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

I'm a page late, but happy 1000 pages to my fellow Louie Lookers. You're a great group of lads and definitely make this one of the best threads on the Farms. Hopefully Louie does something incredibly stupid and funny by page 2000, or something hilarious happens to him like Mama Gags kicking his lazy ass out to the curb.

Also, Louie is fat and I would not have sex with him, nor would I give him money.

 

[Blackstar]

In this 1000 page journey, the only thing that has progressed in Lou's life is his diabetes and the hole in his foot that it caused.

 

[JaneThough]

Happy 1000 my fellow haters. It's been an honor and a privilege serving with you as we watch Lou destroy his own life while blaming everyone around him.

Predictions for the next 1000? I foresee an amputation and possibly a homeless/couch surfing saga!

 

[General Disarray]

Jesus christ, of course it's while I'm out at a nice restaurant. HAPPY 1000 YOU LITTLE SHITS, I'll be back with further commentary when I'm back home (and because I apparently didn't upload one of my little goodies properly), but for the meantime, I give you...

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LOUCOIN.

Since Null was doing a coin run, since we deserve nice things... it just seemed so right, don't you think?
Hope you enjoy, dear Kiwis, I love you guys lots and there's no autists I'd rather shitpost with.

I need one to clink with my silver Kiwicoin!

Happy belated 1000 pages dear kiwifrens and readers! I have to commend everyone in this thread for their creativity, from the drawings to the video to the comic, you all rock and are so damn talented <3

Thanks for the all the lulz yinz guise.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Happy one thousand pages of the Louman thread!
Just like one year and a half ago, Louis GagLIARdi is of rotund stature and I would not, under any circumstances, engage in any kind of sexual activity with him.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I work closing and fall asleep when I got home, only to wake up to page 1002. We did it. You crazy sons of bitches we did it. Thanks Lou! Sorry I'm late yinz guiz. I brought some alcohol to make up. We're gonna need it if he fingers his foothole again.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I would like to thank Lou for being really boring during the entirety of this latest DDoS. It's like we were never gone at all.

edit: Congratulations Isabella Janke on reaching 1000 pages! I know it only took you nine days, but Lou still beat you.

 

[Spunt]

Where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?

Oh yeah.

Lou is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Missed you guys but man, that was fast for a presumably professional attack.

I like how Louis didn't even mention KF going down, despite all his anti kf speak. It's almost like his shiny new cellphone was more important

Also, it says back to school. He's trying to grift from some little kids

 

[Spoonomancer]

Missed you guys but man, that was fast for a presumably professional attack.

I like how Louis didn't even mention KF going down, despite all his anti kf speak. It's almost like his shiny new cellphone was more important

Also, it says back to school. He's trying to grift from some little kids

first, trans women and now children? Maybe Lou is more based than we thought!

 

[dumb idiot]

Lou shows off his lack of reading comprehension. archive

Holy shit, Gneech responded to Lou! archive

That's $8-$30 spent on MS paint tier comics. archive

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[Dusk]

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Lou's such a paypig. Imagine spending your money on stuff you don't want to just so that some fedora-tipping freak on Twitter will acknowledge you. For the KF, stuff, though, it's not that hard to figure out. This is a website for people to gossip about internet figures. The cows getting involved directly is not a part of it, and if you try to get them involved, people on the forums will then laugh at and gossip about you. Null didn't, like, invent a new kind of human interaction that only happens on the Farms. People talk about other people, sometimes in person, and sometimes on websites. If you really think about it, we're being considerate by not pointing and laughing at you in person. Getting mad about people talking about you on a website you CHOSE TO GO TO is like jumping through a window and being surprised that you got cut.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Getting mad about people talking about you on a website you CHOSE TO GO TO is like jumping through a window and being surprised that you got cut.

As well as becoming a member of.
And if we're saying this shit here, what are others thinking in front of them but not saying.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Getting mad about people talking about you on a website you CHOOSE TO GO TO

Lou uses KF as a scapegoat because, as things such as Matt Nerdskull and Byuu show, pointing towards KF as your scapegoat is apparently a good way to get out of most trouble.

 

[Dusk]

Lou uses KF as a scapegoat because, as things such as Matt Nerdskull and Byuu show, pointing towards KF as your scapegoat is apparently a good way to get out of most trouble.

There's a kind of paradox there that I think is interesting enough to tease out. So, if we're all this amorphous blob of anime nazis (obviously it's a bit more complicated than that, but I suppose there's probably a grain of truth in every stereotype), then why would you be upset that we hate you? Shouldn't you just...expect it? Why get your feelings hurt by something that's so obvious? That would be like if every time Hezbollah tries to blow up something that belongs to Israel, Mossad operatives started crying on Twitter about how they're being unfairly targeted. If we're all such incel freaks, why get so pressed about what we think about you?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Oop, and we're back! Always impressed by Null consistently managing to counter the various attempts on this site. Like him or hate him, the man's a shining example of learning several professional's worth of skills purely out of 'fuck you I do what I want' energy, I wish I had half his dedication.

Holy shit, Gneech responded to Lou! archive

Lou's such a paypig. Imagine spending your money on stuff you don't want to just so that some fedora-tipping freak on Twitter will acknowledge you.

For what it's worth, I don't think Gneech uncomfortably sidesteps/ignores Lou in the same way as Boozy does; Lou regularly throws money at him via Patreon, and Gneech does do commissions for him. Granted, I still have a theory that Gneech deliberately dashes off Lou's commissions because he doesn't actually like him (and Lou has vagued before about Gneech's work for him always turning out unusually manly-looking, so Lou might even share my theory), but the dude's work is so fucking sloppy that honestly it's hard to tell.

Speaking of Gneech, I indulged a little and colored another of Lou's commissions; need to post that when I'm on my computer tomorrow.

 

[Pastel]

I know I'm terribly late, but happy 1000 pages everybody. Lou is the whole reason I made an account here, he was singlehandedly the best entertainment I had during 2020. Thank you all for your hard work and laughs. Let's hope the next 1000 pages brings us riches of humor, the likes of which we have yet to see. I have a good feeling there is much, much more to this story!

 

[The Dude]

There's a kind of paradox there that I think is interesting enough to tease out. So, if we're all this amorphous blob of anime nazis (obviously it's a bit more complicated than that, but I suppose there's probably a grain of truth in every stereotype), then why would you be upset that we hate you? Shouldn't you just...expect it? Why get your feelings hurt by something that's so obvious? That would be like if every time Hezbollah tries to blow up something that belongs to Israel, Mossad operatives started crying on Twitter about how they're being unfairly targeted. If we're all such incel freaks, why get so pressed about what we think about you?

The reason they hate us, the reason they get so booty-bruised over "those damn Kiwi Farms" isn't because we say mean things about them. It isn't because we "hate" them for "no reason" or "just existing". It's because we keep receipts of all their shitty behavior and the horrible things they do and say. We keep it right here where anyone can see it. We keep them accountable, and they HATE accountability. They hate that they can't just lie about what they've done or deny what they said. So they do anything they can to demonize and discredit us, so they can hopefully duck that accountability.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Loug has uploaded a new twitter header and shows of his latest ProCreate masterpeice:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!! I can't help but think of the word Ace as a bastadisation of Rich Evans yelling "AAAAAAAPE!" guess it's fitting. I also enjoy how this name he's given himself is so much more unambiguously masculine than his actual name.

Ace on Twitter: "Dear body, I'd like to fall to sleep Signed, Me"

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Bitching about Mama Gag's parenting skills on a public platform again.

Ace on Twitter: "My mom’s sending my 6 yo nephew even as greensburg s…

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Loug's obviously thrown enough money to Gneech this month that he's guaranteed some twitter interaction. My, sure does seem our gorl has a lot expendable income this week?

Ace on Twitter: "I think just the basics work-what’s an initiative ro…

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[Spunt]

Does a Gneech art commission cost the same as the suspiciously cheap smartphone he was begging for the other day I wonder?