Isabella Thirstposting hall of shame - Shame on you horny degenerates

I don't know if this counts as simping, but it sure is something..
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Ethan Ralph (alt-right Nazi podcaster, alcoholic midget, scat fetishist, piece of shit) and his furry co-host Randbot (Half abo alcoholic Aussie with brain damage from having an ammo crate dropped on his head) have been thirsting the whole time and think the farms are spreading lies about her. Also in his own words he has an exclusive source on Barb's vagina.
 
Thank you OP: the more you know about this woman, the less you want to have sex with her. If you know her hygene state and everything else state and STILL want to fuck her, I'm thinking you have some cow-ish issues yourself.
Also in his own words he has an exclusive source on Barb's vagina.
...is he just going to visit or call Chris in jail?
 
I was afraid I'd have to make the obvious joke with my horrible photoshop ability
Surely its better than ILJ’s photoshopping, granted that’s not a very high bar.
Ethan Ralph (alt-right Nazi podcaster, alcoholic midget, scat fetishist, piece of shit) and his furry co-host Randbot (Half abo alcoholic Aussie with brain damage from having an ammo crate dropped on his head) have been thirsting the whole time and think the farms are spreading lies about her. Also in his own words he has an exclusive source on Barb's vagina.
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Of course it would be Ethan.
 
Ethan Ralph (alt-right Nazi podcaster, alcoholic midget, scat fetishist, piece of shit) and his furry co-host Randbot (Half abo alcoholic Aussie with brain damage from having an ammo crate dropped on his head) have been thirsting the whole time and think the farms are spreading lies about her. Also in his own words he has an exclusive source on Barb's vagina.
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1. Never said CIA, it's been alleged that it's Bella's dad who has started multiple successful info sec businesses is involved
2. No one's said Chris is not to blame
3. Mitigate our culpability? You were the ones monetizing Chris after the incest leaks came out and tried to get him on your show
4. Just because we mostly agree on shit doesn't mean you have to automatically believe the opposite
5. Everyone knows there was a vaginal exam done on Barb
 
Ethan Ralph (alt-right Nazi podcaster, alcoholic midget, scat fetishist, piece of shit) and his furry co-host Randbot (Half abo alcoholic Aussie with brain damage from having an ammo crate dropped on his head) have been thirsting the whole time and think the farms are spreading lies about her.
Not that Ethan Ralph isn’t thirsting after her because I guarantee he is, but I’d guess this is about how pissy he is about the fact that he has an entire lolcow sub forum mocking him, not really about her. Remember he was trying to corner Chris to ALSO try to get him to shit on KF.

Ethan is in full “enemy of my enemy” mode.
 
  1. mutt
  2. dead, soulless eyes
  3. shooped tiddies
  4. moldy tiddies
  5. moldy, bleeding, rotted toes
  6. giant padded bra
  7. eats da poopoo
  8. sits in da poopoo
  9. sniffs da poopoo
  10. tortures adorable animals to death
  11. tries to drive suicides for real
  12. encourages other lower IQ sociopaths to rape their mothers
  13. attention whore
  14. face more cratered than the fucking moon that no amount of foundation can cover
  15. lip crust (likely herpes)
The fact that I know my list is not comprehensive has me WTFing that much harder at how men could even pretend to thirst for that goblina. I get that tons of/most men men are so dick-stupid that they think a chick slathered in half a gallon of makeup is hot in stead of wondering what the fuck she's covering up (eg; Trisha Paytas and pretty much every porn star ever), but this is a bit much. Even 'legbeards' would rather stay permavirgins than stoop to going out with the average neckbeard who has none of the shit on that list. So maybe it's because I'm a woman that I do not fucking come close to comprehending these levels of desperation. The only thing she's got going for her is that she isn't fat, but a fatty can at least change that about themselves, whereas she's the kind of disgusting that can never be washed off. Boys, please raise your standards in stead of screaming at us to lower ours.

Bella is a psychopathic Priestess of Nurgle and I would not have sex with her.
 
yall are just mad that your pet retard Chris got 'tricked' into raping his mom. going after a hot kawaii autistic psycho gf wont bring Chrischan back.
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We deserve to live in this timeline, and big tit mommy manic depressive bipolar insano gf's are a suitable trade off. I for one thank bella 'big milk stack titties' Janke for freeing the internet of the shadow of Chris Chan.
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Also; fuck hamsters, if i have to choose between big milky duds and the lives of a few hamsters, I will pick Galactagogous GF every time!
Gib toe fungus mommy gf

the merge has given us our skyrim waifu

im truly floored that elite internet troll bellas figure is not what she claims and would do twerrible things like kill small rodents
 
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I only want nudes made public to deepen the humiliation of a terrible human being.
At this rate I have nothing but relief that her nudes haven't appeared yet. If she's got an entire fungal ecosystem living under her nails then I can't begin to magine what kind of blue waffle shit is going on between her legs.

Maybe the reason she hates troons so much is because even half rotted vaginoplasty looks better than whatever she's got going on.
 
Ethan Ralph (alt-right Nazi podcaster, alcoholic midget, scat fetishist, piece of shit) and his furry co-host Randbot (Half abo alcoholic Aussie with brain damage from having an ammo crate dropped on his head) have been thirsting the whole time and think the farms are spreading lies about her. Also in his own words he has an exclusive source on Barb's vagina.
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Ethan knows that in a year he's going to get bored of Pantsu and he's going to have to look for another playmate.
 
At this rate I have nothing but relief that her nudes haven't appeared yet. If she's got an entire fungal ecosystem living under her nails then I can't begin to magine what kind of blue waffle shit is going on between her legs.

Maybe the reason she hates troons so much is because even their half rotted vaginoplasty looks better than whatever she's got going on.
Ideally, she should be interviewed live on MSNBC looking sixty pounds heavier. In the middle of the interview her eyes roll back and her body splits open as hundreds of larval Chris Chans swarm over everything in view, devouring both the cameraman and the vacuous baritone asking the questions.

We deserve the Cronenberg ending at this point.
 
From jumping into every piece of hearsay that appears, to making immense lists of wild accusations of 20 year olds, to pretending to be some sort of online vigilantes, you are all bunch of bumbling buffons who can only rumage around discord; Screenshots of university students shitposting in #nsfw edgy channels is considered hard evidence, ready for actual court. Actual witch hunts had better standards than your shitty screenshots.

Let me spell you some facts. The Hamster had it coming. The only person Isabella Loretta Janke ever raped was your mom. Isabella gave her a fungi foot-Clitjob while your mom was high on G, and your mom loved every second of it.

Isabella showed her foot and hygiene and acne problems. She's a woman who is not afraid to share her physical ailments, shattering male's version of plastic beauty. She real. She's flesh and blood and real. And she's not afraid. And she has a big rack. She makes men afraid.

Chris-chan literally raped his mom. There's literally not a single person she went after who had a clean slate. And Isabella learned from the best. Her father, a person who served honorably with SEAL teams; who risked his life defending YOUR freedom, has been defamed and accused without evidence of comminting crimes of DDOSing only based on conjecture. Her daughter also learned from her father. The government shouldn't force a person who made an informed decision on their health to get a vaccination. And Isabella facilitated that freedom like a true American.

You all love hiding in your anonymity crowd and be judge, jury and executioner. "Destroy lives" you say. But I know the truth. We know the truth. Isabella is a troubled but a promising university student with her whole life ahead of her, with a dad who's a certified hero and a succesful, rich businessman and a beautiful mom who's a pilot and graduated from Harvard. You faggots are jealous, you are nothing more than an empty wish for undeserved vigilante justice in a forum that few people care about. SEO bombing will fade as will rumors and clout chasing videos. They don't last. But her spirit remains, and it's strong, and it will win.

Fuck you all. Your light-green post-merge banners should be changed to shit brown.
 
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I don't know if this counts as thirstposting, but can't say I agree with how most people think she's stuffing or photoshopping it. They look the same size in every photo/video I've seen, and they don't strike me as fake because she looks the same as lots of naturally well-endowed women I've seen. & I doubt that push-up bras make them look that big.

edit: Ah, Firion/Zoe, when asked about the b00bs, said that the pictures were close to what she'd seen irl. Also made no mention of them being stuffed.
 
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