The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

[lainpill]

Knew a guy that got an ingrown toenail removed.
I can remember when he showed us what his toe looked like with no nail.

That meaty color/texture, is the same thing I'm seeing around the edges of her toe nails.
The flesh surrounding the nails is also curled up and gray. I think it might be dead.
Essentially, she could probably peel her toe nails off easily rn.

she already did that and put it back on if i remember correctly, reminds me of a munchie that did the exact same thing and then had to get amputations from necrosis. let's hope the same thing happens to portabella, but in both arms so she can't type anymore autism plans.

 

[Cum Laudely]

I wish she was forced to testify in some way. I want the courtroom to smell her.

 

[Caesar]

I wish she was forced to testify in some way. I want the courtroom to smell her.

News just in, texas has decided to enforce full on March 2020 covid restrictions during proceedings of a certain case, more at 11.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Taking into account the unpredictable trajectory of this violently sperging timeline, it wouldn't surprise me one bit, if Bella - the human swamp - Janke is declared a Natural World Heritage Site by UNESCO: A walking ecosystem in a push-up bra and soiled underwear, home to unique species of mould, pubic lice and parasitic worms, many of which are completely unknown to science.

There will be those who will knowingly ignore her newfound protected status - Real estate developers who hate Greta Thunberg and never heard Earth Song by Michael Jackson, who want to entomb Bella underneath a thick layer of concrete, before building condos on top.

Not only is this problematic attitude detrimental to the Earth's biosphere; it also ignores any symbiotic relationships that she might share with adjacent habitats.

• Research needs to be carried out to determine whether her abundant spore clouds impact upon the flow of the Gulf Stream.
• For all we know there may be a variant of hermit crab that holds her cast-off toenail peelings above its head like a fungal shield, to ward off divebombing seagulls.
• Could her piss-infused miasma (an odour so robust that it can overpower the olfactory template of a Lush store ) be made into an aerosol that can be used to kill malaria-carrying mosquitos?
• Has the accumulated silage around her buttocks reached a level of thickness, where it is now a viable culture in which to grow the potatoes and banana peppers that will nourish those first brave Martian pioneers, as they attempt to colonise the Red Planet?
• For all we know, the fungus that will form the next plant-based item on the Burger King menu could be embedded between her toes.

There is so much here for scientists to dig through.

Fortunately I am not a scientist. I am not venturing anywhere near the originator of the Janke Scale of Human Grossness.

 

[Kuruminha]

You can't make this shit up.

 

[thx1138]

When you think you're a Slanneshi cultist but you are in fact a Nurgle cultist.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

So... Is she not hurt by her rotten toes? Like really how to do you not feel this? There's actual blood on them lol.

Fungus infections runs in my family due to shit genetic. And this is the worse case I've ever seeing in my life.
Usually fungus infected part becomes whiter or red and you want to scratch them (until you cure them). They don't become purple/green and weep blood.

So she really must be living in actual shit for them to become like this.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

When you think you're a Slanneshi cultist but you are in fact a Nurgle cultist.

Hey don't lump her in with Papa Nurgle, he's way too cute for association with her.

 

[OffRecord]

I admit I haven’t been able to keep up with the 1,000 page main thread, but has it been confirmed that the awful fungus pics are her and not her taking the pics from somewhere else like the crapped floor photo?

 

[Wrapped In Plastic]

Fungus infections runs in my family due to shit genetic. And this is the worse case I've ever seeing in my life.
Usually fungus infected part becomes whiter or red and you want to scratch them (until you cure them). They don't become purple/green and weep blood.

So she really must be living in actual shit for them to become like this.

I have friends and family that have dealt with athlete’s foot and nail fungus and I’ve never seen anything like this either. Mind you the people I know actually shower and treated the problem.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I don’t understand how someone can become a fungus colony without being a death fat.

There are some nasty nasty feet out there, but short of someone actually being a homeless bum it’s pretty impressive to do being a middle class college student.

That’s a serious dedication to lack of hygiene and willingness to infect other people by walking around shared showers with fungi feet.

Never thought we would get a new horrorcow from this but here we are.

 

[dontcallanyone]

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

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Lol, her tits look lopsided due to the push-up bra and her sitting position.
Also, of course Allen likes Slipknot.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I don’t understand how someone can become a fungus colony without being a death fat.

There are some nasty nasty feet out there, but short of someone actually being a homeless bum it’s pretty impressive to do being a middle class college student.

That’s a serious dedication to lack of hygiene and willingness to infect other people by walking around shared showers with fungi feet.

Never thought we would get a new horrorcow from this but here we are.

She is probably doing it on purpose.

 

[Male Idiot]

I have never seen a woman with such black hair on her toes before.

I thought the "hairy feeted Romanians" were just a hobbitphobic slur.

Her toes are hairy like a man's, this does lead credence to either being a mutt (latina goblinas are hairy as fuck) or that she took roids for wresslin' .

Either way, gross, like the rest of her.

 

[Stalfler]

How the fuck do you end up like this? Honest, how do you look like her (people are coooooooming over her) and live like that?

 

[Slav Power]

At least now I feel better about myself skipping showers.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

The only way I can imagine a human being allowing themselves to be this disgusting - to the point of purposely enforcing a regimen that would get them to this point - is through severe mental illness, not just standard autism or a phobia of water or some shit. Others have pointed out the similarities to Nike Bate and I have to agree, this is profoundly fucked up territory we've found ourselves delving into.

We're on a course to reach challenger deep levels of fucked up, I'd wager. Beyond the already insanely fucked up things she has been accused of doing.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

not even sandblasting can help her

It would be like trying to bathe a greater demon of Nurgle. The corruption is too deep and all you'd accomplish is dirtying the bath water and rusting the tub.

Those toe/fingernails are seriously horrifying. I run for the tweezers when when my cuticles peel a little so I can't even imagine living like that. Not to mention literally wallowing in liquid shit 24/7, then describing your crusty ass crack velcro to others.

This bologna sandwich is starting to taste funny.

 

[kaizervonmaanen]

The thing is, Bella's proven that she absolutely doesn't care what people think about her deviancy. I'm placing my bets that she really does eat this kind of stuff unironically.

Would be just as bad if she did it ironically. Why make the distinction at all?