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Spoony kinda reminds me of - Bam Magera. Semi-relevant in the past, and a bitter manchild today.
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"People ask if I'm late for the birthday celebration - yes sir, the post is in the render queue."Yesterday marked the 7th anniversary of Spoony's final video game review: Big Trouble in Little China on August 9th, 2014.
Yes, sir.
They're probably supposed to be the glasses from the airport scene at the beginning of the movie.Did...did he give his robot mascot thing squinty eye sunglasses (presumably because he's supposed to be Wang Chi)?
How did he not get barbecued over this on social media?
They're probably supposed to be the glasses from the airport scene at the beginning of the movie.
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Poorly thought out garbage? Definitely.That seems more likely. Just weird that he'd have a random bad guy riding 'shotgun' with him (or whatever he was intending there), but I guess that's kind of par for the course for Channel Awesome level skits.
With a side dose of "I SAW THE THING...AND I CLAPPED!"Poorly thought out garbage? Definitely.
The little forehead rub is what gets me. Like it's the biggest imposition in the world to speak to his water-brained fans.Yes, sir.
He did get swatted. And the swat team almost died because of all the deadly icicles that surrounded Casa del AntwilerThe little forehead rub is what gets me. Like it's the biggest imposition in the world to speak to his water-brained fans.
He's lucky no one swatted him.
Thankfully the Aurora PD underestimated Spoony by only sending two patrol officers - albeit extremely deadly literal Nazis who were going to beat up Noah and murder his dog at literally any second - instead of their elite pro-Trump paramilitary unit. Even Spoony's flashlight and pocket knife would've been hard pressed to fend off such an assault, especially without April around to expertly mould the snow on the driveway into a defensible killbox.He did get swatted. And the swat team almost died because of all the deadly icicles that surrounded Casa del Antwiler
Bam was once considered the sexiest of the Jackass crew, so that checks out.Spoony kinda reminds me of - Bam Magera. Semi-relevant in the past, and a bitter manchild today.
Spoony did have a lot of fangirls throwing themselves at him at one point according to the Botchamania guy.Bam was once considered the sexiest of the Jackass crew, so that checks out.
Bam was once considered the sexiest of the Jackass crew, so that checks out.
This video was so convincing, many believed:Sploosh
That would be the saddest gang bang in all history. Doug's shit eating grin, Linky standing in the corner jerking off, Spoony being too sad to get it up, Bennet Sage and Lordkat being too fat to find their dicks, Nash getting cucked, Phelous playing with his Ninja Turtles, Matt Buck being annoying. Only Brad Jones, the French dude, and that Indian guy would be actually having sex.Lindsay took part in an orgy/gang-bang at a CA party
Apparently she was fucking some dudes, but not Spoony. He also didn't fuck Goggles. Because he's too much of a bitch.This video was so convincing, many believed:
- Spoony impregnated Lindsay, and The A-Word was a cover-up, much like how Kubrick staged the moon landing
- Lindsay took part in an orgy/gang-bang at a CA party
Wait...what?!Was it ever found out if that sextape he had with Linkara and some random prostitute was real or am I just detaching from reality?
When Channel Awesome was imploding on itself I could have sworn that Linkara had a video or stream talking about if Spoony turned on him he would regret it.Wait...what?!