TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Did...did he give his robot mascot thing squinty eye sunglasses (presumably because he's supposed to be Wang Chi)?

How did he not get barbecued over this on social media?
They're probably supposed to be the glasses from the airport scene at the beginning of the movie.
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He did get swatted. And the swat team almost died because of all the deadly icicles that surrounded Casa del Antwiler
Thankfully the Aurora PD underestimated Spoony by only sending two patrol officers - albeit extremely deadly literal Nazis who were going to beat up Noah and murder his dog at literally any second - instead of their elite pro-Trump paramilitary unit. Even Spoony's flashlight and pocket knife would've been hard pressed to fend off such an assault, especially without April around to expertly mould the snow on the driveway into a defensible killbox.
 
Bam was once considered the sexiest of the Jackass crew, so that checks out.
Spoony did have a lot of fangirls throwing themselves at him at one point according to the Botchamania guy.

Come to think of it I also remember a con panel where he talked about an ugly chick creeping on him (or flirting with him awkwardly, based on how you interpret it) at a past con. In hindsight I wonder if it was Rachel because if it's a separate person it's odd to me that they seemingly never made themselves known online.
 
Lindsay took part in an orgy/gang-bang at a CA party
That would be the saddest gang bang in all history. Doug's shit eating grin, Linky standing in the corner jerking off, Spoony being too sad to get it up, Bennet Sage and Lordkat being too fat to find their dicks, Nash getting cucked, Phelous playing with his Ninja Turtles, Matt Buck being annoying. Only Brad Jones, the French dude, and that Indian guy would be actually having sex.

On another note;

Spooning with Spoony was the first Spoony video I ever saw. I didn't find it funny. It wasn't until TGWTG.com kept shoving him into my face that I watched him. It was novel for it's time. I don't think he'll ever recover. It's fun watching an Internet hero become a sniveling worthless piece of shit.
 
This video was so convincing, many believed:
  1. Spoony impregnated Lindsay, and The A-Word was a cover-up, much like how Kubrick staged the moon landing
  2. Lindsay took part in an orgy/gang-bang at a CA party
Apparently she was fucking some dudes, but not Spoony. He also didn't fuck Goggles. Because he's too much of a bitch.
 
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