TGWTG Mathew Buck / Film Brain / @FB_BMB - Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!

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How do you have a haircut when you have so little hair? https://twitter.com/FB_BMB/status/1423681320329306113
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I can't remember anything humourous about him just shitting up Doug's review just the way he said MOOVEE.
 
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Wanting to go to the cinema ever. Unless it's some indie or art house cinema, it's always shit. Nearly always get at least one asshole who talks during the movie and another that using their phone. Half the screens look awful and worse than any half-decent tv which has been set up correctly. Prices are a rip off at peak times, to the point waiting and getting it on blu ray when it comes out is cheaper.

The only things most cinemas have over watching it at home is a bigger screen and seeing movies sooner. But most are changing to a 45 release day window before it hits VoD and the such, pretty sure anyone can wait 45 days.
 
ngl, the bearded bald look makes him look a shit-ton more masculine. If he started lifting he might actually have a shot at losing his virginity sometime this decade.
My god he got old! I remember when he made the final destination 3 review when 4 was the newest movie and he looked like he could have been One of the dead teenagers in that movie.
 
I don't know how anyone can tolerate his creepy autistic smile and incredibly annoying voice for more than a second.
Even for TGWTG standards he's beyond awful. A guy like him should only communicate in text form.
 
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