Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Then out of nowhere in the Season Four premiere, he’s seemingly now a main character, getting a paint splash screen identifying him as a “Pro Skater” (if Novak really was a skater at one point, I doubt he got above Am) and he even got a mini-skit where he said he couldn’t go to Europe because he was on probation. So he got replaced with Tim O’Connor.


It reminds me of James Spader and Robert Downey Jr in the 80s movie Less Than Zero. Spader was the drug dealer forcing his drug addict to do humiliating acts for crack. Novak seemed to join the VLB cast for smack.
late af but I didnt know there was a film of that Less than Zero book, cool, will watch.
Novak was actually a really good skater. He just got into smack suuuper young and fucked his career basically a second after he 'made it'.

On another note, the reason I'm on this thread is I chanced upon some vice films Epicly Later'd episode with Bam in it, from 2017. He's in Barcelona, skating trying to get sorted out, so its a shame to see him double down on fucking up.
The thing I found weird in it, and sad when I keep seeing people talk about how he ignores his son (?- I dont know anything about his son)

Anyway: is this bit where he's at his parents talking about someones baby, not present, and Bam says he doenst wanna hold it, 'I'm not good with that stuff' and his ma says ' well you better get used to it, cos, go on, tell them, the news!"
he's like 'pshhh you tell them'
and she's like no! its your news, tell them!
and this stupid back and forth just goes on, and on, and on like 6 times back and forth, like where its past getting weird/awkward.
He literally will NOT say his wife is pregnant, his parents finally eventually just say it.

So its a shame that there was apparently no big moment of change when his kid was born.
Not a surprise, adult children obv resent having kids of thier own cos it measn they arent the lil baby everyone needs to coddle, but shit man, Bams what, 40+?
That attitude would be pathetic as a mid 20s father to be.

His stupid ass drawings like...his stupid rock and roll hall of fame. its not that he's just in arrested development, its liek he's stuck in time. All the bands on it were like bands from 2004. Come the fuck on. How do you not get bored of living 2004 every year since. Maybe he hit his head. Maybe he fried his brain. There's nothing grosser than an adult like a kid.
I literally dont know how you can even stand yourself, squeezing your gut and greys into shitty fucking mall goth clothes.
Aging is only an indignity when you fight it. He could have cultivated some new interests if he didnt have to be clawing at the past with the same chance of success as a man trying to keep the tide from rolling out on the beach.

At this point he needs to get a fucking nokia brick phone, ban all media from his life, and train as an electrician or some shit.
 
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late af but I didnt know there was a film of that Less than Zero book, cool, will watch.
If you like the book, the film isn't very good. Where the book detaches itself from the morality of the main character's situation, the film plays it safe and makes the plot a "drugs are bad mkay" Trianspotting is far better drug movie. If you can bare thick Scottish accents
 
If you like the book, the film isn't very good. Where the book detaches itself from the morality of the main character's situation, the film plays it safe and makes the plot a "drugs are bad mkay" Trianspotting is far better drug movie. If you can bare thick Scottish accents
Trainspotting, brilliantly, misses out the bit from the book that gives it its name (they meet Begbie's dad at a train station, with hilarious consequences.) The book, like most of Welsh's work, has loads of really self-indulgent bits about techno and drum 'n' bass in, because Welsh wants you to know that he's really cool and likes techno. He's a weird writer, half his stuff is incredible and the other half is just swearing and wank gags.

Good movie though. Much better than Filth.
 
Trainspotting, brilliantly, misses out the bit from the book that gives it its name (they meet Begbie's dad at a train station, with hilarious consequences.) The book, like most of Welsh's work, has loads of really self-indulgent bits about techno and drum 'n' bass in, because Welsh wants you to know that he's really cool and likes techno. He's a weird writer, half his stuff is incredible and the other half is just swearing and wank gags.

Good movie though. Much better than Filth.
less than zero movie is moralistic? as in the opposite entire point of the book? tsk.
yeah the bit in train spotting where they miss out “are yous train spotting lads?’’ … is a shame, i can see why they did it from wanting a simple one character arc approach..like most books a tv series would have been better. they should do one for skagboys (worlds worst title)
am currently considering wether to read Welshs apparent biggest shark jump ever, the slash artist.
unfair of me to say that really but the concept is fucking mental

bams face has swollen and he looks like an actual little person/ dwarf, just to keep some part of this on topic)
 
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His stupid ass drawings like...his stupid rock and roll hall of fame. its not that he's just in arrested development, its liek he's stuck in time.
I haven’t seen it mentioned in this thread yet so I’ll bring up another source of cringe:

Somewhere early into his attempts to rehabilitate himself Bam came out of rehab and decided he was an artist. A painter to be exact. He had some art shows in his local area and gave interviews that really made it seem like he was banging Novak.

But the art was terrible, the best word to describe it would be juvenile. Even the article linked above calls it outsider art.

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I haven’t seen it mentioned in this thread yet so I’ll bring up another source of cringe:

Somewhere early into his attempts to rehabilitate himself Bam came out of rehab and decided he was an artist. A painter to be exact. He had some art shows in his local area and gave interviews that really made it seem like he was banging Novak.

But the art was terrible, the best word to describe it would be juvenile. Even the article linked above calls it outsider art.

FUCK. Bam is the human incarnation of age 14. this is it.
also, re link

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odd. It works for me but I’m in the US. It wouldn’t even let me archive it but I’ll copy/paste the article below:

Bam Margera, John Hannafin to showcase their art June 1 as 'Jackass' star joins painter for show at Chester County Historical Society​



It seems the unlikeliest of pairings. West Chester artist John Hannafin and resident "Jackass" star Bam Margera have joined forces to co-host a June 1 art show at the Chester County Historical Society.

Featuring works from both artists and photography from various other friends, "The Ballad of Bam and John: A West Chester Renaissance, featuring the photography of Ryan Gee and Red Mohawk" juxtaposes two utterly different creative forces.

"That's why it's gonna be so rad," Margera said, overflowing with enthusiasm for the idea. "Because we're just polar opposites."

While Margera is widely renowned for his comedic antics in the "CKY," "Jackass" and "Viva la Bam" franchises, he recently started branching into the fine art world while in recovery from an injury.

Meanwhile, the usually quiet and reserved Hannafin is more known for his peaceful landscapes and his ongoing plein air experiment, "Art Across America," where he paints different locations under existing conditions and in a relatively brief period of time.

The pair met only recently, after Margera purchased a copy of Hannafin's "West Chester Dream," an impressionist-inspired painting of the Lincoln Coffee Exchange building on Market Street.

"I didn't know it was his; I just got it because I liked it," Margera said.

"Actually, I skateboarded a few times with him as a kid - not that either of us really remember," Hannafin said. "But my friends all say it happened."

Hannafin then attended Margera's inaugural art show on Chestnut Street in Philadelphia to thank him for picking up his print. A week later, they were painting together at Castle Bam in the hills of Pocopson Township.

And while Hannafin's inspiration is found in and around West Chester, the town where he grew up, Margera's inspiration is more eclectic.

"Naked chicks -- and my friend Novak," alias Brandon Novak, fellow skateboarder and occasional "Viva la Bam" guest star, Margera said. "I love painting Novak because he always has the most random quotes ever. So I'll just paint his face and write the quote above it."

And although his style is admittedly outsider (short of a few tips from Hannafin and other artists, Margera has no formal education in fine arts), there is a tone and an urgency to pieces he says he just dashed off at a moment's inspiration.

He also doesn't limit himself to any one type of subject matter, letting his imagination run hand in hand with his muse.
"If I want to paint a serious girl, then I will. If I want to paint Novak getting out of jail with his middle finger up, I will," he said. "Some of them are funny and other ones are serious."
Novak's willingness to get naked coupled with the notion espoused by Margera that he "tossed his morals out the window" only adds to his appeal as a subject, Margera said.
"The other night, we had him over here standing in the doorway naked and holding a guitar," Margera said, laughing. "After 30 minutes he was like, 'this is the most boring thing I have ever done.'"
Margera has roughly 50 pieces ready for the show, although he's yet to select which ones will be on display. Nearly all of them are imbued with his raw, impressionistic style.
"He's been painting like a madman," Hannafin said, adding that Margera has only ever taken a few hints from him, preferring to adapt to his own inner view.
Hannafin said he particularly enjoys how Margera approaches each piece, sometimes with no concrete idea in mind but fueled by the desire to create. Starting with random applications of paint or other substances, Margera said, he often sculpts a subject out of what starts to emerge on the canvas.
"Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't," he said.
Margera said that he was inspired to keep painting after his recuperation once people seemed to genuinely enjoy his work.
"I guess when one person says 'Wow, this is really good" and 'You're getting better,' and another person says, 'Wow,' you just keep going and try to make it better," he said. "If you do anything enough, you're gonna figure out ways to get better."
"He's constantly reminding me how to bring fun back into painting," Hannafin said. "There will be 20 people over there painting on a Friday night at two in the morning, people that never paint. And they just have fun, and that's really inspiring to me."
The show is 5 to 9 p.m. June 1 at the Chester County Historical Society, 225 N. High St., West Chester. Admission is free. For more information, visit www.johnhannafin.com.
 
https://www.ebay.com/itm/3843225148...r3WnT6SG9k%3D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc Link to an eBay auction that someone held for the Purple Lamborghini.


It was pretty much sitting outside for two straight years in Pennsylvania weather, the brake rotors and cylinders were completely rusted, the car sat at 25264 original miles, I don't think the auction matches up to whoever the family sold it for, cause who would buy a moderately used Lambo for 1k
 
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Wow I didn't know anything about a new Jackass. That shit is going to be embarassing, literally the entire show and previous movies were made possible by a bunch of young adults being drunk as fuck and taking drugs. Knoxville is Hollywood. Steveo is a normal guy now. Unless they're importing a bunch of random 20 year old eastern euopeans this is going to be fantastically embarassing.


Anyway lmao at bam bam trying to sue over a contract he agreed to, that most likely he suggested. I guarantee Knoxville wanted nothing to do with him after he was smoking meth and drawing his invented language in his walls, he totally smelled the cash and said "look I'm clean and sober I'll prove it". Even if it was suggested TO him, fucking so? "I've been taking Adderall for 15 years" what do you think prescription means dumbass? Did he not think that covered the Adderall because he doesn't have a prescription all those years lmao? Opioids are prescription. Xanax. Amphetamines. If prescription drugs won't in the bargain it would be useless as all hell.

Junkies gon junk. Maybe try skateboarding on the boardwalk for donations
 
Wow I didn't know anything about a new Jackass. That shit is going to be embarassing, literally the entire show and previous movies were made possible by a bunch of young adults being drunk as fuck and taking drugs. Knoxville is Hollywood. Steveo is a normal guy now. Unless they're importing a bunch of random 20 year old eastern euopeans this is going to be fantastically embarassing.


Anyway lmao at bam bam trying to sue over a contract he agreed to, that most likely he suggested. I guarantee Knoxville wanted nothing to do with him after he was smoking meth and drawing his invented language in his walls, he totally smelled the cash and said "look I'm clean and sober I'll prove it". Even if it was suggested TO him, fucking so? "I've been taking Adderall for 15 years" what do you think prescription means dumbass? Did he not think that covered the Adderall because he doesn't have a prescription all those years lmao? Opioids are prescription. Xanax. Amphetamines. If prescription drugs won't in the bargain it would be useless as all hell.

Junkies gon junk. Maybe try skateboarding on the boardwalk for donations

I can kinda sympathise w Bam probably having adhd.. a lot of people have it and a lot of people arent diagnosed til adulthood- weather or not ampthetamines are a truly, holistically helpful prescription weighing everything up long term, for anyone with adhd, is up for debate in itself.

Koxville is a weird one..he always kinda was. someone a few pages cake said he had weird hollywood glowie vibes...i woudlnt disagree.
everyone else came up from skating or whatever...he just kind of appeared, ready figurehead. keeps real quiet.

Jackass as a concept could have moved on- its success was built on a pre internet landscape. thats where they fucked up with the ever diminishing returns in the years since following the same formula.

There was plenty of other ways they could have taken things...much like my comment about bam hanging (trying) onto his youth rather than growing up and cultivating new interests. maybe they just werent smart enough?
apart form Knoxville...and MT will have it locked up, and they have just plunged farther down the gutter of anti-interllectualism as times went on (not that jackass was ever high brow, but it was at least somewhat satirical and knowing) - again, all of which- irony, naiveté- landscape which changed with the net and really should have been moved with and really should have been had there been a couple more braincells being used.

Looking at you Knoxville.
Yeah, the more i think about it the more interesting some mad conspiracy shit about him would be.

who knows why the fuck they propositioned Bam for this anyway, unless he's on the original founding copyright/whatever shit for jackass, or they assumed there was some good will left for him.

I cant possibly see what he could contribute even if he hadnt fucked his wellness contract.
back in the day he was eye candy. he was never one of the self-abusers who would do the insane stuff. his parents were more the draw.

God, could you imagine the sight of a 40 odd year old man abusing his 70 odd year old parents in jackass 2021?

He's kinda gone past the point of no return if you ask me. 40 is really the limit where, if you're gonna sort yourself out, you've done it..after that the physical, effects, mental baggage, and burned up fried neural reward pathways...are all just fucked.
He'll die soonish, thats fairly certain. he's got like 9 minutes to sort his shit out, and he's not gonna do it.
The DR Phil car crash adolescent whining proved that beyond a doubt.
 
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I haven’t seen it mentioned in this thread but did anyone catch a show five years ago on VH1 called Family Therapy with Dr. Jenn? It was a reality show that put 4 fucked up families in one house for a season to fix their shit and season one stars Bam and April, reality star New York and her mother, 2 sisters who both starred in Teen Mom on MTV, Lindsay Lohan’s parents, and hip hop mogul Damon Dash with his brothers. All in one house.

Its available to stream on their website linked above and also on the VH1 app but it’s a pain to watch if you are only interested in watching Bam and April since all the stories are woven together throughout the season.

The strangest thing is I remember vividly when this was announced and they heavily plugged Bam and April as stars of the show because this was the first time Bam power leveled publicly about what a piece of shit he was. Now if you go to YouTube and search the name of the show with Bam and April’s names you get nothing, you get a trailer for the season and you get compilation clips of all the other celebrities involved except Bam and April. Maybe Bam threatened a lawsuit and VH1 backed down but it’s a shame there isn’t any clips or a supercut of all their footage because it makes it clear that Bam has been up to this shit for over five years, and that’s just from watching the season trailer:
There’s a lot of gold in this show but I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch the whole show because I don’t give a fuck about 80% of the featured celebrities.

Sorry for the double post but I found their introduction to the show, speaks wonders to where Bam was at 35.
 
Since we're mostly just nostalgia with Bam's old content here's Bam's music video for "Coming Home." I love that it's interspersed with Bam in an ambulance.


These last 5 years has been especially harsh on Bam. He was in far better shape when filming this. He's aged like 20 years.
 
FUCK. Bam is the human incarnation of age 14. this is it.
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451: Unavailable due to legal reasons​

- annoying. this shit never used to happen a few years ago, now every local-ish american news site, where all the true car crash spectaculars are, is always unavailable like this. (too skint for vpn, i know im a daftcunt)​

Give me clocks but Proton VPN has a US server on the free version.
 
Give me clocks but Proton VPN has a US server on the free version.
ooooh...i got warned off free vpn's though? idk i will take some random kiwi telling me its absolutely fine instead of doing my research though, sir, if you can provide that?

fuck, my long bastard post from yesterday got deleted in the timeslip.

i basically said that maybe bam's parents are as cool as ppl think cos his attraction has been as a family package deal all these years, it woudlnt have been hard to pull the plug, but maybe they were just naive.

but also 'problem bam' seems like the family's new cottage industry. which includes 'not talking to each other' on dr phil.
they should have told him t get his act into gear and grow up as soon as the idea for Viva La Bam was tabled. some damagingly self indulgent bullshit there.
I've only seen tiny bits, as I (dob '89) was over that shit by the time it came out.
by far and away, so should have Bam and his peers been, let alone his parents patience with getting their house fucked up.
 
Since we're mostly just nostalgia with Bam's old content here's Bam's music video for "Coming Home." I love that it's interspersed with Bam in an ambulance.


These last 5 years has been especially harsh on Bam. He was in far better shape when filming this. He's aged like 20 years.
i rarely have a hard time finishing a music video, even by someone like bam, just because i can find some entertainment in there somewhere. but holy fucking shit that was the longest 5 minutes of my fucking life dudes, that one was even worse than the other weird repressed homosexual one that also involved him frolicking among similar looking rocks
 
Since the forum got rolled back I’ll go ahead and repost this for those who didn’t catch it:

Unpacking the Bizarre Sobriety Contract in Bam Margera's 'Jackass' Suit

About a year after he was fired from the production of Jackass Forever, Bam Margera is suing the studios behind the movie and his former collaborators for wrongful termination, breach of contract, and emotional distress, among other claims. His lawsuit, filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court, hinges almost entirely on a single document: a “wellness agreement” that Margera says he was given to sign and that required him to stay sober if he wanted to keep his job.
Margera has been open about his struggles with drug and alcohol addiction, struggles that have seen him take at least four trips to rehab. In 2019, the co-creator and longtime co-star of the Jackass franchise found himself back in a treatment facility. His lawsuit claims that on the day after he checked in, Jackass’s Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, and Spike Jonze approached Margera with what was, essentially, a sobriety contract. They allegedly told him that if he didn’t sign it then and there, he would “face instant termination from the Jackass franchise,” the suit states. (Disclosure: Jonze previously worked as VICE's creative director and as the co-president of VICELAND.)
While Margera’s suit doesn’t include a copy of the wellness agreement (which he says he signed), his legal team claims it required him to take three breathalyzer tests a day, two urine tests a week, and regular hair follicle tests. Additionally, the suit states that the document mandated that he take “several pills” every morning while “a doctor hired by Paramount” watched him do so via FaceTime. If he missed a drug or alcohol test, failed one, or refused to take the medication Paramount’s doctor allegedly prescribed him (which, aside from “pain medication,” is unspecified in the lawsuit), he would be cut from the Jackass franchise, the suit claims.
According to the lawsuit, Paramount hired Margera to work on Jackass Forever in March of 2020, and he spent the next several months developing ideas and shooting scenes for it. But in August of 2020, Paramount fired Margera on the grounds that he had violated his wellness agreement, the suit states.
Margera claims he was fired not because he relapsed, but because he had tested positive for Adderall—a drug he says he’s taken for years, by prescription, to treat his ADHD. His attorneys argue that Paramount broke the law by cutting Margera from Jackass for taking a prescribed medication—and that, for a number of reasons, the wellness agreement Margera signed was “legally unenforceable” to begin with.
The whole situation is messy, and for anyone who isn’t familiar with the laws cited in Margera’s suit, it’s hard to know who might actually be in the wrong here. To get a better grasp on the dispute, VICE asked two California-based employment attorneys to walk us through the suit. VICE also contacted representatives for every party named as a defendant in the suit—Paramount Pictures; MTV; Spike Jonze; and Knoxville, Tremaine, and their production companies, Dickhouse and Gorilla Flicks—but they have yet to respond to a request for comment. We’ll update this post if they do.



Is Margera’s “Wellness Agreement” Legal?​




Matt Kaufman, who has been representing employees in California since 1993, told VICE he hasn’t seen anything “even remotely close” to the sort of wellness agreement Margera describes. George Azadian, the founder and president of Azadian Law Group, said the same—though he noted it’s somewhat common, and certainly legal, for employers to require employees to stay sober—both on and off the job.
“I've done thousands of employment-setting contracts and never come across this sort of wellness agreement,” Azadian said. “But it's not unheard of that there would be a contractual provision saying, ‘You're going to remain clean.’”
For the most part, Kaufman and Azadian said, the terms of Margera’s wellness agreement identified in the lawsuit are kosher, from a legal perspective. Employers can require employees to take drug tests, especially if they have a “reasonable suspicion” that employee might be using illegal drugs, Azadian said.
“I don't really see any problem with it,” Kaufman said of the alleged drug testing requirement. “He knew going in that this was the deal. If you agree to it, you’re kind of stuck with it.”
Nonetheless, there was one claim in the suit—that this alleged wellness agreement required Margera to take a “prescription cocktail mandated by Paramount’s doctor” while calling that doctor via FaceTime—that gave Azadian and Kaufman pause.
“That was a really shocking allegation,” Azadian said. “It’s not up to the employer to [have a doctor] decide what drugs a person should be taking. They can't tell you, ‘We're going to require you to take your medication in front of somebody every day.’ If what they allege is true—that Paramount made him take certain drugs—that's a big no-no.”



Could Paramount Fire Margera for Taking Prescription Adderall?​




Assuming Margera was, in fact, fired from Jackass Forever for taking Adderall lawfully prescribed to treat his ADHD, the actor may have a case, Kaufman and Azadian said. Under California law and the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), employers can’t fire someone for taking a prescription medication. They’re required to provide “reasonable accommodation” to employees with a diagnosed condition, which—in the case of someone with ADHD—would mean letting that employee take Adderall, if it was prescribed to them.
But if an employee abuses a prescription drug, Kaufman and Azadian said, it’s a different story.
It’s possible that Margera tested positive for Adderall only because he took the drug as prescribed. But Margera has been open about his struggles with Adderall addiction in the past; earlier this year, he told TMZ that his Adderall use landed him in rehab at least once. If he was taking more than his prescription called for, Kaufman and Azadian said, he’d no longer be protected under the ADA.
“If he can show it's a legit prescription, he might have a winner,” Kaufman said. “But if he is getting really high, that complicates this case. Let's say his prescription is one pill a day and he takes 10. That is not a disability accommodation. That's just getting high.”
Margera’s suit doesn’t provide evidence to show that he took an amount of Adderall consistent with his prescription. And while his attorneys insist he remained sober during the production of Jackass Forever, his co-stars have cast doubt on that claim.
“Everyone bent over backwards to get you in the movie, and all you had to do was not get loaded,” Steve-O wrote on Instagram in May. “You've continued to get loaded. It's that simple."
If, contrary to what his lawyers claim, Margera was misusing drugs or alcohol during production of Jackass Forever, “the lawsuit is trashed,” Kaufman said.



What Would It Take for Margera to Win This Case?​




According to Kaufman and Azadian, almost all of the alleged legal violations in Margera’s suit are rooted in a baseline assumption: that he was technically Paramount’s employee, and thereby protected by employment provisions in the ADA and other labor laws. In order to win his case, that’s the first thing he would have to prove. But due to the intricacies of hiring practices in the entertainment industry, he might have trouble doing that, Kaufman and Azadian said.
According to Margera’s lawsuit, he didn’t sign a contract with Paramount directly. Instead, the studio hired Margera for Jackass Forever through a deal with Margera’s company, Bam Margera, Inc., which agreed to provide Margera’s services to the film for an undisclosed fee. (It’s commonfor actors to strike film and TV deals through such an entity, known as a loan-out company.) That makes proving that he was Paramount’s employee “difficult,” Azadian said.
“If it's a contract between two companies to provide services, that's not an employment relationship,” Azadian said. “But the discussion regarding whether an actor is an employee, or an independent contractor, or a business-to-business—there could be 30 pages written on that issue.”
Azadian noted that, despite Margera’s contractual arrangement with Paramount, there’s a chance his attorneys could successfully argue that he was the studio’s de-facto employee. Even if they can’t manage to do that, Azadian said, that doesn’t mean the entirety of Margera’s case falls apart.
“You're going to take what our doctors tell you to take—I don't think that is going to be enforceable,” Azadian said. “Requiring him to take any form of medication, I think, would be the one that [Paramount] is on the weakest footing for and have the most potential exposure for.”



What Happens Next?​




As of now, it appears that none of the defendants named in Margera’s lawsuit have responded to it. They have about a month to do so. Azadian said that at some point over the next 30 days, they’ll either file an answer to Margera’s complaint—in which, more than likely, they’ll deny the claims it contains—or a motion to dismiss, asking a judge to throw out the case entirely.
While there’s a chance a judge could agree to dismiss, the odds are slim, Azadian said. Instead, the case will probably move into the discovery phase, allowing both sides to gather information about the allegations Margera’s team made, acquire relevant documentation, and subpoena those involved in the dispute for testimony, according to Azadian.
If the suit does go to trial, Azadian said, Margera and those he’s suing probably wouldn’t wind up in court until 2023; due in large part to delays caused by COVID-19, the LA County courts are backed up. More likely, though, the whole thing would be over long before that day comes.
“Throughout the entirety of the process, there is a good chance that the matter resolves confidentially through a settlement,” Azadian said. “Well over 95 percent of cases in California settle. Attorneys always have it in their mind to reach a resolution that’s in the best interests of their client compared to several years of litigation that will be costly, and may have an uncertain outcome.”

TLDR they don’t have any fucking idea how it will end because nobody has actually seen the wellness agreement at the center of all this so we’ll just guess.
 
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