Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
On Bernie Sanders before he went big:
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Obama is black Reagan?
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Yeah... not even close.

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No, this doesn't mean that we should just let climate change happen because "it will only cause capitalism's doom".
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See this is where we differ as "letting" climate change happens strikes me the same as "letting" the sun rise. It assumes a greater power of humans than you actually possess.

Though as I always want to stress, I am in much favor of picking up your fucking trash, fight soil erosion by leaving grass alone, fix your local water table, etc.
Gaear Grimsrud said:
There's precious few movies that I give a 9 out of 10.

I reserve that for movies like Back to the Future, Goodfellas, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Boogie Nights, The Lighthouse, The Exorcist, Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Chinatown, ect.
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Dang. Now I'm legit curious what you rank 10/10.
 
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Something that I've been thinking for a while is about a way Bob could potentially get paid for doing what he does best, Bob tweets a shitton of dumb things per day, the CCP likes to employ people who's only job is to shill for China on Twitter, these people get paid (very little but they get paid), Bob already loves China, it almost matches his love for the MCU, so he could try getting a job as a proud and paid CCP Twitter shill.
Either that or he could move to mainland China and get a job as a white monkey, they get paid more than the twitter shills, but admitedly, they like to employ handsome men so Bob would be shit out of luck.

Granted that this scenario is very unlikely since in order to do any of those things Bob would need to put effort and he's allergic to that.
 
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>tfw no Asian gf said:
he could try getting a job as a proud and paid CCP Twitter shill.
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I think that would be rather like an OnlyFans thot attempting to land a rich husband on the strength of nothing but the sheer volume of porn she can shower him with. Why would the CCP invest money in something they can already get way cheaper right now - assuming they even want it?
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
I don't think I'd give anything a 10. To me, a 10 is a perfect movie, and those don't exist. Even the best of them are not perfect.
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You take that back.

www.imdb.com

There's Nothing Out There (1991) - IMDb

There's Nothing Out There: Directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. With Craig Peck, Wendy Bednarz, Mark Collver, Bonnie Bowers. When a horror film buff tries to warn his friends spending spring break in a house in the woods of impending danger, they scoff at him, that is, until a huge mutant frog starts to...
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Bolo said:
Gonna repost this one because Robert has been doing this shit for a while now:

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Robert keeps making fanfic version of history and politics that have no ground in reality whatsoever, and more so, he spins his own fiction creating these characters that never existed, as if we are watching a shittier version of political dramas from the middle 2000's, in a weird display of political fetitization that Robert makes out of Obama.

You know the cringe shit people used to say about Trump and the 4D chess shit? Yeah, that is Robert with Obama times 10.

No one ever liked Hillary to begin with, in 2008 she strode in as if it was her god given right to be president, but I remember well 2008, and Obama wasn't running as the right-wing "black Regan" (I can't find him saying that anywhere he said that, I think it is Robert's bullshit), but Obama was always the "hope and change" guy, he was the against stablishment candidate Hillary, and played into populism against a highly disliked person even inside her own party.

Just because Robert likes to jerk off thinking Obama made "one of the slickest judo-throws in modern political history" doesn't make it so, it is hilarious that Robert calls out people for being "ahistorical" when he seems to bend reality to fit this script he has on his head he thinks it is oh so very clever for his analysis.

And that is the worst thing about Robert about being a media critic. Mind you, I think media critisim is worthless by itself, but Robert comes up with shit he thinks he is being clever by bringing it up, as if he is the one to finally figure it out, and then just makes shit up to fit his descriptions, be public reaction, story themes, whatever, and it end becomes less about the subject, and more about what Robert can distort it into. Just take a look on how he talks about the fucking MCU.

Also, on the 2008 primaries, Obama and his team weren't afraid to go low and use the race card in order to win:

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Racial tensions roil Democratic race

Comments from the Clintons and Clinton supporters are spurring a racial backlash.
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And let's be real, Hillary on top of not being liked, but also having to deal with accusations of being racist, yeah, that is far more effective than Obama going around acting as if he is black fucking Regan.

There is a reason on why the Clintons hate Obama with a passion.
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Man Bob really is making a lot of bullshit up in this political diatribe such as how he likes Bernie (really a lie just so the Breadtube guys like him since he hated Bernie but became Pro-Bernie the moment Kamala dropped out of the primary race) and his whole thing about Obama and Hillary. He doesn't understand shit about Obama and Bob still denies the fact he was a super huge Hillary supporter (Remember the time he whined how gamergate was this right wing plan to ruin Hillary's chances as president).
 
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Aw, don't cry about it Chris. In tough times like this, think about what a successful, heroic woman like J.K. Rowling would say.

1. If a woman was born with a penis, she's not a woman and never will be.
2. If she can survive getting sexual assault and having the shit kicked out of her by her ex-husband while swimming in a mountain of rejection letters, you can sack the fuck up and be a man that doesn't beg for pity every other day.

She'd be right on both counts.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
Hell, I'd have guessed Fargo what with the name and avatar.
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The Godfather, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Amadeus (the Theatrical version), Se7en, the Shining, Aliens, and Big Trouble in Little China (which is a perfect blending of horror and comedy.) Son of Frankenstein was a pretty rad old school horror movie, and Vertigo was near perfect, although some people think it's a little too silly to take seriously.
 
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