Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The rage of trannies knows no bounds, so Bobby uncharacteristically reined in TeamImpossible!
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Man, if Bob ends up blocking TeamImp so then they go off the deep end and run around calling Bob nazi all the time I will lose my shiny metal ass in laughter.
Bobby is also dumb in imagining political power is somehow like a dead, immutable "tool" that can change hands and be wielded by just about anyone. No. Political power results from a network of people and their relationships with each other. Change the people, change the relationship, and you change the very nature and function of the "tool" itself, leaving you flabbergasted by how you can't do something that the former leader could.
Bingo - making the metaphor literal when, as you said, it eventually breaks down.
 
Is Bob shitting his diaper about a Democrat catching repercussions for molesting people?
Bob will probably just say, "Yah it's bad but the GQP are just as bad, but also are secretly Nazis, so they're all worse", I literally don't believe Bob could just condemn it without some massive fucking cope.
 
Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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Replace "Germanic peoples" with Bob's idea of what an American citizen ìs and Slavs with MAGAs. What you get is a nearly one to one copy of Nazi rhetoric that argued for taking the Sudetenland and Danzig. But it's okay for Bob because he is the correct "superior" person or something.
 
Not unless a shit ton of people routinely report his Tweets.

Oddly, the best route to Blobby losing that checkmark is to simply report him to Twitter for not being an actual reporter/staffer anymore.
No, he got the check mark after he lost the Screw Attack gig but before he was hired by Geek. It's just saying he's the real Bob Chipman.

I would love to see the rage Bob lets out on a video when he finally loses his Twitter. Hell, he'll go nuts if they just take away his check mark. Then he'll be just like... everyone else!
 
I’m not sure if this is still the case, but wasn’t there a period where anyone could get the blue checkmark if they were willing to dox themselves to Twitter?
Yeah, that's when he got it. It was just a "I'm the real person" indicator so any duplicate accounts could be easily seen as fakes. Then it became a badge of exclusivity.

If I remember correctly, it took him a while to get it too.
 
Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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Bob's not on a list because he's not notable enough to be on one, and even then he's too fucking lazy to back up anything he says since he wants other people to do what he wants for him.
 
Yeah, that's when he got it. It was just a "I'm the real person" indicator so any duplicate accounts could be easily seen as fakes. Then it became a badge of exclusivity.

If I remember correctly, it took him a while to get it too.
This video was posted in the thread long ago on the history of twitter's checkmark so probably a good time for a refresher. Once upon a time you had to doxx yourself. Now you just have to pay.
And yes there is a moviebob reference in it.
 
He seems to be blissfully unaware that if America did have a full scale Civil War. He wouldn't be able to find any place to consoom because either the Stores have been closed or looted leaving him depressed
He won't survive long enough to be depressed.

TLDR: people who watch movie bob in public are probably all insufferable autistic pricks.
TBF listening to Bobby's sped-up sped speech will frustrate anyone.

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Why do people love this "sandwich sequence" so much that they had to meme the hell out of it? I checked it out on Youtube and it is monkey-chesse dumb. The only saving grace is that there are a lot of close-ups of Margot Robbie for coomers.

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I wonder about it too. Frog dissection is considered too difficult for students in Hong Kong so it hasn't been in school curriculum since at least the 1970s (they do Rat instead)
 
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Bob's not on a list because he's not notable enough to be on one, and even then he's too fucking lazy to back up anything he says since he wants other people to do what he wants for him.
I reiterate my refutation of Blubber's "Thinkers and Believers" thesis: there are Doers, and then there are Talkers.

There's no need to be intimidated by shitlibs like Bob. They're more scared of you than you are of them.
 
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Playing up the spousal abuse angle of Miss Piggy has long been considered a cliché.
Well, Miss Piggy's temper has always had a hair trigger.



Bobby advocates civil war between "worthwhile Americans" and MAGA trash that "barely counts as human"
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Bob is correct that there's already been a Civil War in American history. Again, what Bob forgets is that his side, the Democrats, not only lost the Civil War, but also did everything in its power not to accept any olive branches the other parties wanted to extend. Having said that, I honestly believe--maybe baselessly so--that if a Civil War were to break out between Red America and Blue America... well... let's just say the chances of the Blue Team winning this war and surviving long-term are both microscopic.



It doesn't matter that America is more inclusive and liberal than any political entity at any point in history, as long as Bobby is pissed, it is a failure.
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We've seen the "systems can't have morality" spiel before, and this is as disingenuous as Peter Coffin's "the system is of all human failings".
As fas as I'm concerned, if the system is perpetually pissing off this petulant parasite (and every other Moviebob on this planet), the system is doing something not just good, it's doing something correctly.



In the end, Bobby is just mad that it wasn't him or his overtroons who wield the iron fist; he is just mad that he can't exact his revenge on the kids who called him fat:
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Problem with statement is that Bob wants all the tools to himself. And, politically speaking, we're in serious trouble if this tool ever gets any power.



If only Amazon has a more "American" optic, then people would have happily submit themselves to their rule:
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Yeah... I'll gladly take one of those 5,000 fiefdoms over a globalist, Hitlerian, Moviebobocratic regime any day.



One of the perks of Capitalism is that you can learn about Communism by watching a shemale's make-up video.
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History told us that so-called revolutionaries want to re-create the social order in their own image, and that most of them are cowards who hide behind crowds.
"...most of them are cowards who hide behind crowds." So... Moviebob.



"Remember when Democrats up for election to look to Moviebob, treat him as a serious source of information, and consider his followers and financial backers as a valuable part of the U.S. citizenry? Of course not, because even Democrats have standards."



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LOL that's just because the disease is rare compared to the population. This is how you lie with statistics.
If CNN cared to investigate (lol) and if they were honest (double lol), they'd have found that some 99.99% of the unvaccinated do not have an infection too.
As Mark Twain said, "there are lies, damn lies, and statistics."

So it comes as no surprise that people don't trust CNN anymore. But it is of course the fault of nanas and pop-pops:
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Given his numerous Twitter TOS service violations, I support a "Terminate Moviebob's Twitter Account" policy.



On gravedancing and the invisible man in the sky:
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You can be a compassionate human being, or you can be a Moviebob. It is literally impossible to be both at the same time.



If Bobby keeps gravedancing with such gusto, he might even lose weight.
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Here's the important question: Did Dick Farrel die of COVID-19 (i.e. COVID was the primary cause), or did he die with COVID-19 (a co-morbidity)? Because of all this media manipulation of the COVID data, I can't tell anymore.

Oh, to you, Moviebob: 🖕



Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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Coincidentally, I don't consider Moviebob as a "person" or a "human". If anything, I think he's a sentient pile of whale shit in human form.



Reminder though, his desire to gas the normals is "out of context". I can wait until this fat crayon eating retard deletes this post because it gets run as another reason why he's fash that should be lined up by Cleetus and Jamal and shot as a traitor to the proletariat.
Moviebob also (rather falsely) claims that his infamous eugenics tweet was taken out of context. I've read the tweet in question multiple times. It stands up on its own; no additional context is necessary because Bob's done little, if anything, to refute his support of eugenics.



I usually don't wish violence upon lolcows, but as someone who lives one of the rural areas that he constantly dehumanizes and wishes death upon, I would not mind if someone backhanded this douche. I realize for that to happen he'd actually have to leave his basement apartment though so he's safe.
I live in California's deep-blue Los Angeles County (don't worry; I voted against Fuckwit in Chief Biden and Vice Prostitute Kamala), and I avoid physical confrontations as much as I possibly can. However, given Moviebob's overt misanthorpy and disdain who have literally done him no direct physical harm (and no financial harm, given his Patreon account), well... let's just say that if I ever saw him surrounded in flames, I wouldn't waste my time urinating on him.
 
The Blue States/Red States Civil War meme, like Robert, typically doesn't take into account where people actually live. There's 10 million Trump voters in California and New York alone, there's another 8 million in slightly less but still fairly blue states like Illinois, Virginia, New Jersey, Washington, etc. That's a quarter of the Trump vote right there. Another quarter are sitting in swing states like Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, North Carolina, Georgia, Michigan, etc. We're talking about half the country having to take up arms to fight within their own states.

Even Robert's beloved Massachusetts has a million Trump voters in it!

The original Civil War Cinematic Universe worked because there was a neat dividing line (secession, also slavery) and the battles could then take place on "foreign" soil.
 
I agree.

I love movies with strong, inspirational messages and life lessons.

But I detest movies with all those feel-good messages like, ‘being a weirdo is cool and quirky!’ That’s just bullshit made up for losers and autists like Bob.

Am I only who’s tired of the underdog/loser protagonist trope?
One of the sadder things I noticed after Napoleon Dynamite came out was that the extremely obvious message of "be yourself fuck what people think" was totally lost amid untold numbers of turds going "Give me your tots!" and so on.
 
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I wonder about it too. Frog dissection is considered too difficult for students in Hong Kong so it hasn't been in school curriculum since at least the 1970s (they do Rat instead)
Can confirm. I dissected a worm and a frog. I think you had to be in a higher biology or Vo-Ag to do a pig.
 
Anyone else think if one of these totally real "libertarian ice queens" actually gave Bob some pussy that he'd stop being such an insufferable cocksucker? Or is his twitter addiction terminal at this point?

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I still can't believe he picked this image on purpose. Motherfucker looks like a malfunctioning animatronic. Just imagine this thing leading a woman into his dank, toy filled, basement apartment. Never.
Okay nevermind, I'm clearly a massive retard for even thinking this could be a possibility for a second.
 
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