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When Lucas offers to "air out your beef for fifty dollars" I can't help but wonder if he means the same way he aired out Jason Perva's beef? 
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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so he admits that he's a poser - a loser nobody that tries to be something he's not by faking it and doing so without either skill, talent, or conviction.
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I had an aneurysm from listening to Lucas's growing levels of incorrect physiology, but one little gem stood out to me about the antibody & serotonin-enhanced electrical sperm rant:
"My semen has more antibodies in it that are improved somehow"
We are reaching the point where even Lucas doesn't understand Lucas.
IDK about Washington state rankings, but in my state Micro was a 2000-level class, which required at least two 1000-level classes BIO 1107 & 110
as pre-reqs. It also had a required lab component. My college actually offered two Microbiology classes (like 2010A & 2010B or something), one geared towards a more pre-med track which was more "how to identify/diagnose" and one geared towards a more field/ecological track of "how bacterial families function in mud".However, people who didn't start into a Bio degree or come out of HS with high grades in their sciences often ended up with a third 1000 "intro" class (like 1003 or something) they would take prior to 1107 or 1108.
I forget Lucas's actual class schedule but he was only taking two classes and one was some remedial health class. No way he actually made it to the level of taking a Microbiology course.
But of course this is the same Lucas Werner who was calling himself a doctor his first (failed) semester into an associates degree lol.
Even in a video where he insults cats, he can't go without REEEEEEing at those damn Gen-Z Christians swooping 10-15 chicks.
Hey Lucas, how is it working out for you "checkmating" the zoomer males. They are the ones talking to, dating, and marrying the Gen Z baes, while you wallow in your own hell of Inceldoom.
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This is going to sound as if I'm complimenting him, I'm not. He has always impressed me. I don't know if it's by choice, or because he's too fucking stupid, but he can spout of all this negative shit about people around him, ignoring the fact that all of that negative shit applies to him, and all of these grand plans to bed zoomers, while lacking the conviction to approach them. It's just mind blowing.
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I don't know who this "witchtrash" person is, but he's claiming he's going to use the $50 he's supposedly got from her to get an ID card, so that he can go in bars. So just know that your money, witchtrash, put Lucas in his predator zone.
Lucas likes to talk but will he go into the bars if he gets an ID. He's already said he doesn't have to go into a bar for there are girls standing outside the bars and he can just approach one and give her the line "I think you are pretty". Why isn't he doing that now.
ETA:
If a Gen Z girl dates a Gen X man she's got guts. And he wants to run those fucking guts.
He changed his shirt.
ETA2:
"Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, I Need A Zoomer Bae".
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Do it, Lucas, I dare you.
Go into a bar and sing about nigga needs a bae.
How long before you get some teeth knocked out and get physically thrown out of the bar headfirst? I give it 90 seconds.
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So I stopped by the Age Gap District on my way home tonight, and couldn't help but notice that all three of these bars are less than a block from the bus plaza; two of them are even located inside the same building as it. This shows just how tiny of a bubble that lazy fatass lives in. How convenient for him, that the Gapper District requires he waddle less than a block from the only place he spends time during the day! See the attached map for a visual example of just how small Lucas's world is. I've also attached photos of the fronts of each of these bars to this post, so you can all have a mental image of them.
Additionally, almost all of his recent videos not filmed under a bridge are recorded at the bus plaza, sitting at the same old benches he always sits on. You can even see the guardrail he was sitting by before being taken away to the loony bin (mentioned in the STA incident report) in the left portion of the screen at the beginning of "How to checkmate zoomers males with age gap science". Three days after being released, Lucas has immediately returned to raving about zoomers at the exact same spot he was taken to the hospital from. A repeat of this incident may come sooner rather than later.
More disturbing, however, are the videos presumably filmed inside of SCC ("Opposites Attract", "Metabolic Rate", and "$48,000 annually"). He hasn't been a student there for some time now, and, if I'm not mistakened, has been asked to leave multiple times now. Three days out of the crazy dungeon, and he's right back to trespassing on property full of young, gen Z women he's free to make uncomfortable.
I'll swing by the Age Gap District sometime during the evenings this weekend, and see how many healthy generation-gap couples I can spot; I saw a well-groomed gen x man (early 40s) and a millennial woman (late 20s) chatting it up at Volstead Act tonight, so I'm sure these bars are a perfect place for an obese old ragman to find 21 year olds to breed!
On a different note, does anybody know if there's been an effort to categorize the different sagas of Wernological history in a manner similar to the one Christorians use? Such a timeline might be worth developing, for academic purposes. Some examples could include the Goldaor saga, the Attraction Signs saga, and the Toaster Oven saga.
Additionally, almost all of his recent videos not filmed under a bridge are recorded at the bus plaza, sitting at the same old benches he always sits on. You can even see the guardrail he was sitting by before being taken away to the loony bin (mentioned in the STA incident report) in the left portion of the screen at the beginning of "How to checkmate zoomers males with age gap science". Three days after being released, Lucas has immediately returned to raving about zoomers at the exact same spot he was taken to the hospital from. A repeat of this incident may come sooner rather than later.
More disturbing, however, are the videos presumably filmed inside of SCC ("Opposites Attract", "Metabolic Rate", and "$48,000 annually"). He hasn't been a student there for some time now, and, if I'm not mistakened, has been asked to leave multiple times now. Three days out of the crazy dungeon, and he's right back to trespassing on property full of young, gen Z women he's free to make uncomfortable.
I'll swing by the Age Gap District sometime during the evenings this weekend, and see how many healthy generation-gap couples I can spot; I saw a well-groomed gen x man (early 40s) and a millennial woman (late 20s) chatting it up at Volstead Act tonight, so I'm sure these bars are a perfect place for an obese old ragman to find 21 year olds to breed!
On a different note, does anybody know if there's been an effort to categorize the different sagas of Wernological history in a manner similar to the one Christorians use? Such a timeline might be worth developing, for academic purposes. Some examples could include the Goldaor saga, the Attraction Signs saga, and the Toaster Oven saga.
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Stop sending him money you retards. All you'll accomplish is making him less funny and even more greedy.
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I really think Lucas thinks 3 girls getting into an Uber is one guy picking up 3 chicks. Is he aware of Uber and the like?
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Another hour fucking long compilation of the shit he posted overnight is rendering. Whee!
I'd guess he doesn't. On the last Golden USB he straight up said he thought a husband going to dinner with his wife and some of her friends was "greedy" and basically the same thing as fucking all of them in his eyes because he 'can't approach' women or some shit if another man is there.
If that wasn't an alarming predatory statement of, "Yeah I hate it when men are around women because they can easily chase my ass off when I start talking about my sperm."...
I'd guess he doesn't. On the last Golden USB he straight up said he thought a husband going to dinner with his wife and some of her friends was "greedy" and basically the same thing as fucking all of them in his eyes because he 'can't approach' women or some shit if another man is there.
If that wasn't an alarming predatory statement of, "Yeah I hate it when men are around women because they can easily chase my ass off when I start talking about my sperm."...
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If I recall correctly, one of the times he went off during that interview was because I challenged the notion that because he saw a guy out with his girlfriend and her friends didnāt mean that the guy was going to go home and fuck all of them. He just couldnāt wrap his mind around the concept that sometimes men interact with women platonically.
If he sees a guy in public with a girl, he assumes that means the guy is going to dip his wick. If a guy is out with multiple girls, heās going to have an orgy with them 30 seconds after they leave his view. If thereās a girl out with multiple guys, itās the prequel to a gangbang.
This is a core belief and not something heās willing to be challenged on. He canāt fathom that the world doesnāt work like the plot to a 90ās porn films
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Compilation of the overnight stuff, still uploading at the time of posting here but, unlike Lucas, I have a fucking job that I have to go to.
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Just because he has a micropenis he feels like an authority on microbiology
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Yeah, in his last failed attempt at returning to community college, he posted a pic of some students in a common area. One guy and maybe three girls at a table in a common area. They all appeared to be studying independently and not even interacting with eachother. But Lucas was all "mooo mooo! Greedy! Three chicks at a time! Being greedy with the women! Reee!" The autistic cow was sure that they were all fucking. He really won't consider any other possibility.
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See any DSP stream for proof that idiots will pay exorbitant amounts of money to lolcows for ????. Burning money for the slightest bit of online attention and "humor" is the state of the Internet in Current Year.
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True I guess itās just my disbelief and my hope that he is lying to hype his half-baked business plans. I mean what people do with their hard earned dollars is up to them but $50 could pay a phone bill or buy groceries for the week, itās a pretty outrageous sum to burn on Lucas. I hope it doesnāt go to his head again like the last time. It seems this whole money making scheme of his started after he garnered a modicum of sympathy from being stranded after the LA Catfishing Saga.