WonderWino
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Oh yeah, this will totally end well
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I see why he went to the SCC to do those videos. In the 1st video (Uh, Lame Ass , Opposites Attract) at the 0:50 mark he says "I take microbiology classes at college. I'm right there now doing a little work". The idiot thinks by doing the videos at SCC he's going to fool people into believing he is actually taking college microbiology classes.
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I lean toward they stories having at least a grain of truth to them but Lucas is too delusional and retarded to have interpreted the situation correctly. Let’s say a woman at the bus station keeps making eye contact with him. Lucas believes this is because she wants to be his sperm receptacle, but in reality it’s because she’s watching some wild eyed hobo leering at her and is on guard in case he approaches her.
Fatal Walter
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Someone should tell this dumbass that if you're on food stamps you can get a waiver at DSHS to get your ID for 5$. At least you could last time I was on them.
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And of course, classes are not in session right now. But that fact is lost on Lucas.
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If he wanted a zoomer then why he couldn’t go to some poor southeast Asian country? Or is he too stupid to consider the idea of leaving the country?
Maxxicus Callahan
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Definitely too stupid and also no country would let him in with his criminal record
Fatal Walter
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It's funny that he thinks this 200$ a day thing is viable considering I don't think he made 200$ in the entire time he was trying it last time. Even when he tried that stupid 2 videos for 75$ sale, go figure, not one person wanted more than one (or one) video from him.
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Abilify apparently can worsen manic outbursts in bipolars, and also cause hypersexual (and other compulsive acts like gambling) behavior.
Oh good. I know strong drugs like this commonly have every possible side effect under the sun listed, to protect themselves legally, but just imagine:
What if Lucas's recent insanity, and i dont think it would be too much a stretch to call it mania, was actually WORSENED by the abilify?
It would certainly explain his recent focus on semen.
Oh good. I know strong drugs like this commonly have every possible side effect under the sun listed, to protect themselves legally, but just imagine:
What if Lucas's recent insanity, and i dont think it would be too much a stretch to call it mania, was actually WORSENED by the abilify?
It would certainly explain his recent focus on semen.
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A Gen Z has to fuck and breed with Lucas to save the world.
The Freak is creeping at SCC again. He thinks there is absolutely no reason not to be in an age gap relationship of at least 20 yrs. This is why he's at a college studying science because he wants to write a dissertation on Spring - Autumn romance. Why it's the most clandestine relationship for health of baby, husband, mother, wife, dad. Health of society as a whole.
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Hey Lucas, you are never going to qualify to be called a silver fox.
The Freak is creeping at SCC again. He thinks there is absolutely no reason not to be in an age gap relationship of at least 20 yrs. This is why he's at a college studying science because he wants to write a dissertation on Spring - Autumn romance. Why it's the most clandestine relationship for health of baby, husband, mother, wife, dad. Health of society as a whole.
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Hey Lucas, you are never going to qualify to be called a silver fox.
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Screed
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His ramblings are becoming so step-ball-kick routine that even he can't tell them apart anymore. Hey Doctor Nigga, you posted the same video twice with different titles. It might be time to get some new material.
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There are folks who'd like to transition Lucas into a GothicKingCobra/IP2 trash stream.
Lucas recently asked for someone to "commission" him a $50 gig because he wants to get an ID. He'll use the ID to prove that he's over 21, so that he can get into a bar at the epicenter of Spokane's age gap scene and get that puss puss. He got the $50. He'll not get the puss puss.
Lucas doesn't understand how to turn the attention he gets for being a creep into money. Making insult videos for people isn't the way. Lucas could monetize his humiliation, as many other lolcows have, by streaming. I'm sure some of you faggots would donate.
He's really been thinking a lot about his semen lately, hasn't he? I wonder if he's been studying it. Now, he doesn't have a laboratory to perform his experiments, but he presumably does have access to a bathroom. A public bathroom.
Medication and semen loom large in Lucas's imagination. He's refused to take his meds in the past because he was concerned that they harmed the quality and quantity of his jizz. He's complained that his medication has left him unable to "gush." His reluctance to swallow his pills like a good fat faggot is in part tied to his fear of sexual inadequacy. Now he's allegedly on meds again, and sperging about his jizz. And maybe jizzing in public bathrooms.
Cope? Does his insistence that his semen is "electrical" (I prefer "galvanic" because of the pun, and it rhymes with "dick," too) help him deal with his fears that his crazy pills are compromising his beloved "swimmers"?
I don't really enjoy picking through Lucas's assertions so that I can triumphantly falsify them. The game of "Ha, Lucas is wrong about something he said!" is tedious and gay and Lucas is almost always wrong. But Lucas believes that his electrical semen will be absorbed into his partner's bloodstream. Obviously, he's not planning on wearing a rubber, but I just can't get over this one.
WonderWino
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I'm surprised lucas hasn't got the idea in his head to further support his claims of being from a rich family by buying one of these 1 square foot land plots so he can get a legit scottish lord title and brag about it:
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I can see it now - Lord Lucas Werner, hereditary lord of a square foot of land with a tree on it in scotland, looking for those zoomer baes to pass down his lordship title and super dna to his heirs....currently living under a bridge
Lord Lucas would become the spokane version of emperor norton.....only more insane and malicious and searching desperately for m'lady....in this case quite literally
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I can see it now - Lord Lucas Werner, hereditary lord of a square foot of land with a tree on it in scotland, looking for those zoomer baes to pass down his lordship title and super dna to his heirs....currently living under a bridge
Lord Lucas would become the spokane version of emperor norton.....only more insane and malicious and searching desperately for m'lady....in this case quite literally
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Jesus, he really cranked up the pseudoscience lunacy since his last time out in the rubber room. I seriously wonder if electro shock therapy would zap that nonsense out of his brain.
The freak is filming random young women -"see how healthy they are, those two. That's what I need in mommy material"
WonderWino
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Yikes. He better be careful doing that, thats a real good way to cause an incident and get his ass thrown in jail. Young women have a pretty low tolerance for that kind of behavior, especially from creeps like lucas
edit: also did you notice how he claims he was tested for autism in that video? he can't keep his lies straight. last time he said he was told by a doctor he should get tested for it and refused cause it would just cause more problems for him
Also he claimed BPD is a good thing and some kind of gift that makes you a good philosopher. GTFO of here with that lucas, I know people with that shit and have seen it many times first hand, its a curse. Nobody in their right mind would ever claim BPD is a good thing or something you would ever want to have
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Why does Lucas have to return with a vid spree at the same time the Jenke thread exploded? So much info to catch up on the farms lately.
His pseudo science ramblings have been epic though. I like scientist Lucas.
As far as his electric sperm is concerned, I hope he never finds out about Willhem Reich and orgone energy. I feel he would become an acolyte within minutes.
His pseudo science ramblings have been epic though. I like scientist Lucas.
As far as his electric sperm is concerned, I hope he never finds out about Willhem Reich and orgone energy. I feel he would become an acolyte within minutes.
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All this talk about Lucas’s plan to re-enter the bar scene in pursuit of the ever elusive teenage pussy got me wondering what that would even look like.
I’d give good money to be a fly on the wall when this dirty, unkempt, unwashed psychotic hobo tries to run game on college girls.
I’d give good money to be a fly on the wall when this dirty, unkempt, unwashed psychotic hobo tries to run game on college girls.
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That's the thing though, it's just a plan.
Lucas himself is always a fly on the wall, he never progressed past that point. For all of this talk about what he needs to do to get the girls, and how easy it is to get the girls, and how he knows exactly what to say, and it's foolproof, to get the girls, he still has never once in his entire life ever approached a woman.
The closest he's ever gotten is leaving a disgusting perverse note, and then running away.
Lucas is pathologically afraid of young women. He's obsessed with them, but he can't look them in the eye, he can't even be near them without feeling an incredible amount of anxiety. So he talks about his good game, he talks as if he has the solutions to all the problems, he loves planning this stuff, he always gives himself an exit, it's always someone else's problem, he's getting cock blocked, there's something wrong with the girls, they're wearing their masks incorrectly, he's seen them with other guys so they carry diseases, it's this back and forth game about proximity, which titillates him, and pulling away, which makes him feel shameful and bad, but he justifies by acting as if pulling away is out of his control.