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- Jul 20, 2017
"I'm happy, I'm so happy, I'm happy with everything," she says, psychotic perma-smile on her overlined lips. Mega Mommy Dearest vibes in this one.
New July weigh-in video from April. Of course she's still uploading her videos with a ~2 week delay because she's sensitive to criticism and this is how she deals with it.
Quotes:
She's giddy because she's reached her "lowest weight to date":
- "I am not comfortable right now sharing how many calories I'm eating. I'm not going to show people a food list. Those are things I'm keeping for myself." - We see what you're eating, even if we don't "see" what you're eating. It's a lot of pre-made meals and tons of crap, considering you're barely losing weight.
- "I was very insecure with working out with Fit Lab. It has absolutely nothing to do with him. He's amazing. It had a lot to do with my plateau. I didn't wanna start working out with Aaron and everyone on YouTube be like, 'You're only being successful because you have a trainer!'" - Her eyes are going all squirrely here. Also, who the fuck cares if a trainer helps get you back on track? Is your ego more important than being successful at losing weight?
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I did a spit take when I saw this slide because it looks like she lost 12 pounds in a week?? Yay, go April!
Oh.
No.
She lost 1.2 pounds.
Why the fuck didn't she space out the numerals?
Also funny to note that she claims she's starting to get saggy skin in certain places...after losing only 50 pounds and this beast still weighing 300? She says she's gonna need more clothes (lol) because of her loosening skin.
April is my new favorite cow, and she's becoming more and more of a cow with every video. Here she acts like she's already hit her goal when she's barely managed to lose a quarter of the weight. It's literally 25 minutes of her talking herself into thinking she's being successful and making up a laundry list of goals that are too easy for anyone to celebrate, for example: she wants to cut her mile walk time from 17 minutes to anything under 17 minutes. Way to set the bar high. She should have a goal to do one squat that is a complete rep. That's probably why she was so anxious to work with a trainer, those fucking quarter-rep squats make me laugh just thinking about them.
At least this video was a sitdown so I didn't have to see her fat trotters. She shows those flip-flopped hooves in nearly every video and fat feet squick me worse than a flopping gunt
Edit: oh noo I just checked the video to watch her goals again and her trotters are out in the progress photos reeeee
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