Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Uncle Gordon]

This brings up a weird point: Could you shit talk troll someone in a text document and then submit it in a court filing in a public case just to have it in the public record forever, unable to be taken down? Has this level of autism been attempted?

Courts will not allow pleadings from people who are not a named party to the case.

Cheers Russ, you incompetent whiny maggot! This motion is gold!

I'll be over here anxiously waiting for Skordas response...

 

[Weeb Slinger]

3000 pages... feel proud Rusto, not many cows make it this far!

For Russell, every page is page six. That's a perfect unintentional metaphor for his own inability to learn anything from his mistakes and grow as a person. He always circles back around. I wonder if, on some subconscious level, he understands that he is the equivalent to a character in one of those sit-coms that reset at the end of every episode. If he actually achieved even a modicum of success, I doubt that he would know what to do with it.

 

[Shaka Brah]

This brings up a weird point: Could you shit talk troll someone in a text document and then submit it in a court filing in a public case just to have it in the public record forever, unable to be taken down? Has this level of autism been attempted?

People have read out some pretty insane stuff into the court record before. IIRC in the Maddox case they had the entire composition of the cucksmas carol song written in the filing.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Suppose I’m spending thousands of my dollars to defend myself from the legal filings of a madman. In that case, I’m hiring the lawyer that will gleefully engage in a namby-pamby pillow fight, not the one that will assure me they’ll quickly do away with the gimp-faced gnat that’s buzzing around my ear.

Also, considering how nice and reasonable Skordas was to him in their first meeting, as I recall, (probably because he, justifiably, thought Greer was retarded) it seems unfair for Russ to complain about Skordas finally just not putting up with his shit anymore.

Myabe if you hadn’t absolutely infuriated the man and harrassed him and his family, he wouldn’t want to personally ruin you.

 

[Fapcop]

He's definitely tard banging the keys, hands and sausage fingers trembling. A filament of drool stretches away from his maw, dangling and swinging precariously while he struggles to center himself. His labored breathing, sex offender style, fills the space around him with eerie and ambient Lovecraftian sound.

He is so fucking pissed--he is straight manic posting. Not thinking a solitary thing through other than getting even with Skordas and da evil Kee Wee Orchards. I bet seeing him type all this out was a thing of sublime lolcowian beauty. A beauty denied to the eyes of us farmers, but a beauty that Mr. Skordas and Mr. Moon may one day witness in the wild...

Makes my heart swell with immense...reosect.

I still can’t believe the absolute tard filed a claim where he not just points out that he’s a vexatious litigant who has previously filed a “fake suit”, but also gleefully admits to pleading guilty to a stalking case when he was really innocent.

He’s serious trying to argue that he’s being harassed by Skordas because he’s defending a case that Greer filed.

Does little bits of Greer’s brain evaporate every day because of the open maw he has for a mouth?

The next step for Greer isn’t trooning out, it’s becoming a sovereign citizen filing claims under “maritime law” or some shit like that.

Or claiming that since he wrote his name in small characters instead of in ALL CAPS, the court has to rule in his favor since he’s not a subject to federal law.

Fuck I hope Greer goes in that direction! He’s exactly the kind of dumbass who would fall for that kind of nonsense.

Myabe if you hadn’t absolutely infuriated the man and harrassed him and his family, he wouldn’t want to personally ruin you.

Important to point out that Skordas route to “personally ruining” Russ is simply doing his job.

Literally all Schindlers Lips has to do to avoid “being harassed” by Skorda is... Not to file vexatious bullshit lawsuits!

Greer’s mindset here really shows what a dumb, self centered narcissist he is: “People keep hiring the same attorney to defend from my lolsuits?! That’s gotta be persecution, and not defendants noticing that he’s won every case against me!”

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Courts will not allow pleadings from people who are not a named party to the case.

Amicus briefs, motions to intervene exist

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Holy crap. 3K pages from this tard. That's something to celebrate.

He's using Byuu's "suicide" as an example of how terrible KF is and why his injunction to shut us down should be granted. Never once did he even slightly allude to offing himself.

Yeah but he cleverly implied that the orchards are responsible for three suicides. None of which are actually our fault but it's never stopped people from insisting that we were somehow responsible.

 

[TETRABAX]

I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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[Fapcop]

Holy crap. 3K pages from this tard. That's something to celebrate.


Yeah but he cleverly implied that the orchards are responsible for three suicides. None of which are actually our fault but it's never stopped people from insisting that we were somehow responsible.

Cleverly? There is nothing clever about any of this.

Especially not the “People close to Greer believe...” that literally sounds like something from a shitty high school newspaper.

Greer seems to think that the court is interested in what total randos (most likely invented by Greer) has to say, which shows a frankly shocking level of fail for someone who actually worked as a paralegal.

Greer must be retarded.

And I don’t mean that in the “ha-ha, what a tard!”-sense, but in the sense that Greer must have some sort of intellectual impairment.

You could literally haul someone off the street, have them read a dozen legal claims and filings, and they’d do a better job at this than Greer.

For one thing, I’m pretty sure that they’d notice that “some people say” isn’t an actual argument.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Thank you, Russell. I have not had this much fun in ages.

Must've felt special when you saw he put your avatar on every page.

 

[StinkySnack]

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Good job copying what Rekieta said in his stream, but no you are both wrong.

Nick misunderstood what Russell wrote, and thought Russell was calling David "him" on purpose and claiming that "him" was his proper pronoun. In reality, Russ was attempting to use they/them but idiotically and mistakenly put "him" at the end of the sentence. Hence why in the previous sentence Russ writes "ended their own life".

 

[Andrew Neiman]

A signature projects a lot about the person, in Greer's case he projects some sort of puppet version of himself.

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Love it.

I laughed so hard at this I had a choking fit from my water.

Sounds like the makings of a $150 million lawsuit.

Good job copying what Rekieta said in his stream, but no you are both wrong.

Nick misunderstood what Russell wrote, and thought Russell was calling David "him" on purpose and claiming that "him" was his proper pronoun. In reality, Russ was attempting to use they/them but idiotically and mistakenly put "him" at the end of the sentence. Hence why in the previous sentence Russ writes "ended their own life".

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but surely no one actually thinks Russell did that deliberately. No one familiar with Russell could imagine he was capable of such subtlety. If it had been intentional, it would have ended up something like, "David preferred to be called 'they,' so I will be referring to HIM by HIS proper pronouns (joke on the fact that 'they' isn't a legitimate pronoun choice)."

Especially not the “People close to Greer believe...” that literally sounds like something from a shitty high school newspaper.

I love his repeated references to "people close to Greer" for a few reasons. Firstly, because I'm sure we all imagine a scenario like this: "So then the fake lawyer admitted I was innocent but I got convicted anyway. -"Uh huh. Yeah, great." "And then they said they hated disabled people! It was very unfair. Don't you agree?" -"Uhh... yeah, I guess. Okay, I have to go now." And then Greer turns that into "People close to Greer agreed the lawyer was discriminatory and unfair."

Secondly, because it's so obviously vague and unverifiable. People close to Greer say he's innocent. Okay, fine -- people close to Neiman say Greer is guilty. I guess we're at an impasse.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I feel like Skordas and the judge will entertain this bullshit happily

It's billable hours for Skordas, and as others have said, he has an axe to grind against Russ.

 

[Bepis]

The next step for Greer isn’t trooning out, it’s becoming a sovereign citizen filing claims under “maritime law” or some shit like that.

I would love to see both. Roseanne Greer v the Kiwi Farms and Josh Moon because every instance of male pronouns and the name Russell were not expunged from the thread after her transition to a strong beautiful independent woman, thus she is being harassed.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

those close to Greer have concluded that Moon is mentally ill (and that his users are miserable)

Pack it in boys, its over

 

[StinkySnack]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but surely no one actually thinks Russell did that deliberately. No one familiar with Russell could imagine he was capable of such subtlety. If it had been intentional, it would have ended up something like, "David preferred to be called 'they,' so I will be referring to HIM by HIS proper pronouns (joke on the fact that 'they' isn't a legitimate pronoun choice)."

Nick sure seemed to think it was deliberate in his stream last night. He gave him props and called him based for it. Honestly, Nick said a lot of bizarre and incorrect things last night. Musta been the whiskey going to his head.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Sounds about right. Russ is such a loser I am anxious to see if he will ever start a troon arc… “sleep with me or you’re transphobic!” Seems in line with that he’s said and done.

Nah, Russ doesn’t see trans folk as “winners.” Remember that Russ gets all his ideas about success and popularity from 80’s rom coms, which a lot of kiwis assume were all his parents let him watch and he internalized life lessons from them. He wants to be the Studly Popular Jock with the Hot Cheerleader girlfriend, but at the same time he’s also the Valiant Quirky Underdog who Wins The Girl at the end of the final act.

Going from male to female and becoming popular and envied for it was not a common plot of mediocre late 20th century movie cliches, so it is not part of Russ’ reality. Also Russ is a raging misogynist and views women as inferior. He’d die before becoming one.


That always killed me, btw: Russ’ clear need to be the Plucky Underdog, but his aversion to being seen as anything less than a 9/10 and totally cool kind of ruins the “weird unpopular kid who becomes the hero” vibe of said movies.

Russ’ opinion of himself is more like a fan fic Mary Sue: very attractive, talented, funny, amazing person who for some inexplicable reason is not popular, because mean gatekeeping Rich Girls stop everyone from seeing how fantastic the Mary Sue is, and not through any personal flaw of her own. Going through life possessing every possible talent and attractive quality, and it’s just normies’ inability/jealous refusal that stops them seeing how superior (and humble!) the character is.

also, can I just say:

>moves to Vegas to escape the stigma of his stalker conviction

>informs the local courts of his stalker conviction

never fucking change, star buddy.

 

[StinkySnack]

>moves to Vegas to escape the stigma of his stalker conviction

>informs the local courts of his stalker conviction

Not quite. This suit is filed in Utah.

 

[RodgerDodger]

You do have to give credit to Russ for his honesty. I mean how often do you see a Plaintiff just outright tell the court that they are a vexatious litigant with a history of serial stalking, bad faith and fraud before the court, in their own filings?

Is his plan that Skordas can’t ask for as much in legal costs if Russ does all the work for him ahead of time?

 

[zettalow]

Greer has got to be my favorite repeat litigant. The Scotts just come across like deranged schizophrenics, but Greer is consistently entertaining in his comically incompetent attempts to bumble his way through the legal system because he can't get over stalking a has-been pop star.