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I kind of doubt it happened. Unless there's photographic evidence, which I DO NOT WANT TO SEE, I'm thinking it's LARP.Of all of the info on here and the CWCki I have never seen the answer to one important question. Who pierced Chris’s taint? Someone gloved up, lifted up Chris’s balls, put iodine all over his stink hole and drew blood. There is someone out there working at a tattoo/piercing shop that is an important part of Christory and we don’t even know who they are.
Great book too!Sudden thought, just throwing it out there because I find it vaguely interesting to ponder:
In 1994, Stephen Fry had a book published titled The Hippopotamus. A novel with a major theme of how we can all fall prey to seductive delusions, one of the main characters is a teenage boy convinced that he is a somewhat New Age Pagan faith-healer, and (spoilers in case you don't want a 25-plus-year-old-novel spoiled) said faith-healing revolves around various sexual acts with his patients - he fucks a grown woman suffering from cancer and a horse that's believed to be dying, bums a man with heart trouble, and has a cousin with bad teeth give him a blow-job. The thing is, in the context of the novel, he genuinely believes that this is what he needs to do to heal them through a lot of mumbo-jumbo about his precious life essence etc.
Maybe Chris really, really wants to believe that he did the same. It tallies almost exactly with the tone of how what he did was supposedly helping Barb, mentally and physically. Of course, the character in the novel is a good-looking athletic teenage boy who does it with a MILF, as opposed to a fat gross near-40-year-old and his geriatric Mum, and once more I feel the need to emphasise that Chris doesn't really believe that he can do any of this stuff - but that he really, truly wants to believe that he can.