I leave the thread for a few days because the wern hasn't been doing fuck all and this happens? I last checked this literally the post before his videos started. Fuck me.
Okay, but hear me out... the fact that the first thing that pops into his head is "do you like ice cream" should tell you ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW about the girls he is trying to rope in. That is usually a question I ask my 10-year-old child's friends when they're having a sleepover. I get that people of all ages like ice cream but most adults trying to date will ask if someone likes coffee or something along those lines. Not fucking ice cream.
TBH, I've seen success with my lonelier friends asking women "wanna get ice cream or pretend we're above that and get coffee?" They always pick ice cream. It's a simple thing, if I had to guess it's because it's more novel. When was the last time your adult ass went and got ice cream? Go take your partner out for ice cream. They'll be confused, but you'll have a good time.
He reminds me of a database admin I worked with back in 2008: That guy had no test environment set up, not even a test database on the live server, he tested all of his code and statement changes in live then would get defensive and weird when it caused problems.
Lucas is like that guy, only less employed, definitely a lot more stupid, and I'm pretty sure that DBA I worked with didn't sleep under bridges.
I knew a DBA like that, he actually did sleep under bridges in his car. He was weird. Even then, both of them are likely more tolerable than Lucas.
Van der Waals force. Only his scrambled egg rutting animal brain can twist it to fit his need to fuck underage girls.
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I had just made a note to research this after catching up, then you posted this. Holy shit how did he cling to this one?
So now he's relating the Van der Waal forces, to antibodies, to jules, to the super marginal gyrus, to chakras within the body.
It's just a salad of jargon terms tossed together.
We're going to need to give the leading wernologists a year and a government grant to make sense of this shit won't we?
And this is EXACTLY the guy that women unlucky enough to be in a psych hospital are terrified to be in a unit with, fucking terrifying.
A lot of the women there are there for crisis reasons meaning they may or may not be authenticated crazy. No one deserves dealing with Lucas in a place they can’t escape, I’m sorry mentally ill women of Spokane because my god
I'd be scared as a man. Not because he's hurt me on purpose, but because I'd get trampled by the "hotties" running away.
Btw: I fucking love Werners bizarro ideas about socialism=free pussy. Workers need to seize the means of the snatch, that’s being hoarded by evil vagina capitalists.
Seize the means of reproduction!
Lucas doesn't have the mental capacity to pass a basic biology class and he's talking about microbiology classes. His "microbiology classes" are likely an article(s) he's read at the library and of course as always he doesn't have the ability to comprehend. He'll just make things up to fit his "I need to fuck a young one" agenda.
I'd love to be there as he develops these ideas, able to see what he's reading, and follow the train of thought he's taking.
This is horrifying.
God, he's just constantly making stupid assumptions.
He assumes that all young men constantly call their girlfriends bitches to their faces.
He assumes theirs a big "age gap scene" in Spokane.
People date who they want to, Lucas. There isn't some big club around you for older men and younger women to get together. Not everybody you see on the street is in cahoots with each other.
What ever gave him the idea that the age gap scene existed?
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1. Whoever sent him $50 (witchtrash I think he said) is a fucking moron.
2. Why does he have runes written there?
I'm just gonna go ahead and grab one of my rune sets and do that instead of cards on this.
3. I'm unreasonably annoyed that he keeps saying "mitigate" when he means mediate.
At any rate, if you'd rather not go poking around my IG:
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Mannaz, Sowilo, Laguz, Kenaz merkstave (reversed), Jera, Wunjo merkstave.
So, what we have here starts with Lucas having a desire for mutual joy in a partnership, a connection to others and a desire for change, for the moment, he believes that he's going to achieve this (for realsies this time), because of his creativity, his positivity, and his ability to resist that which would drag him down.
Here's where we see the universe starting to fuck with Lucas, however. Laguz does tend to coincide with the ebb and flow of things in nature and can mean success at the expense of losing something else, which means Lucas may see some minor success--just enough to make him t hink he's made it for sure, before it yanks it all away from him again.
Or, more realistically, until Lucas messes it up through sheer incompetence.
Anyway...
Kenaz merkstave is a block; a creative block, a financial block, a personal block, a relationship block, probably also a cockblock since we're talking blocks, Jera is roughly the equvialent to the Wheel in a tarot deck and is similar to Laguz in that they both deal with there being a back and forth and with the merkstave Wunjo at the end I read this as something will appear to be a shining beacon right there to give Lucas what he wants in Jera, only to have it once again pulled right away by the last rune.
Wunjo upright/not reversed would mean situations changing for the better, balance, happiness, reaching one's goals, good relationships, everything Lucas has been chasing for 9 years.
Wunjo merkstave is essentially, "LOL, you
thought, Princess."
Failure, strife, fights, instability, negative changes, loss, being alone, being used, isolation, you know, what Lucas experiences on the daily.
Note to self, take up reading runes as a branch of study in my usual occult esoteric nonsense, because this shit was funny, and knowing how ambiguous this shit can get I bet every extra reading we get will be funnier than the last.
If I recall correctly, one of the times he went off during that interview was because I challenged the notion that because he saw a guy out with his girlfriend and her friends didn’t mean that the guy was going to go home and fuck all of them. He just couldn’t wrap his mind around the concept that sometimes men interact with women platonically.
If he sees a guy in public with a girl, he assumes that means the guy is going to dip his wick. If a guy is out with multiple girls, he’s going to have an orgy with them 30 seconds after they leave his view. If there’s a girl out with multiple guys, it’s the prequel to a gangbang.
This is a core belief and not something he’s willing to be challenged on. He can’t fathom that the world doesn’t work like the plot to a 90’s porn films
You know, even if Lucas bedded three at a time, he'd not even manage to do anything with them. He'd blow his load early, pass out, and they'd laugh at his impotent ass. If not for the horror of it meaning he got near a woman in a sexual sense, I would love to see his melt down over gen z babes mocking him.
There are folks who'd like to transition Lucas into a GothicKingCobra/IP2 trash stream.
Lucas recently asked for someone to "commission" him a $50 gig because he wants to get an ID. He'll use the ID to prove that he's over 21, so that he can get into a bar at the epicenter of Spokane's age gap scene and get that puss puss. He got the $50. He'll not get the puss puss.
Lucas doesn't understand how to turn the attention he gets for being a creep into money. Making insult videos for people isn't the way. Lucas could monetize his humiliation, as many other lolcows have, by streaming. I'm sure some of you faggots would donate.
He's really been thinking a lot about his semen lately, hasn't he? I wonder if he's been studying it. Now, he doesn't have a laboratory to perform his experiments, but he presumably does have access to a bathroom. A public bathroom.
Medication and semen loom large in Lucas's imagination. He's refused to take his meds in the past because he was concerned that they harmed the quality and quantity of his jizz. He's complained that his medication has left him unable to "gush." His reluctance to swallow his pills like a good fat faggot is in part tied to his fear of sexual inadequacy. Now he's allegedly on meds again, and sperging about his jizz. And maybe jizzing in public bathrooms.
Cope? Does his insistence that his semen is "electrical" (I prefer "galvanic" because of the pun, and it rhymes with "dick," too) help him deal with his fears that his crazy pills are compromising his beloved "swimmers"?
I don't really enjoy picking through Lucas's assertions so that I can triumphantly falsify them. The game of "Ha, Lucas is wrong about something he said!" is tedious and gay and Lucas is almost always wrong. But Lucas believes that his electrical semen will be absorbed into his partner's bloodstream. Obviously, he's not planning on wearing a rubber, but I just can't get over this one.
The more I read "electric sperm" the more it sounds like the special attack in some weird newgrounds animation.
I'm surprised lucas hasn't got the idea in his head to further support his claims of being from a rich family by buying one of these 1 square foot land plots so he can get a legit scottish lord title and brag about it:
Become a Scottish Lord or Lady today for as little as $49.95. Title packs include dedicated land and a personalized certificate, ready in 24 hours. Become a Lord or Lady now. Personalised Certificates. A great last minute gift. Buy a plot in Scotland.
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I can see it now - Lord Lucas Werner, hereditary lord of a square foot of land with a tree on it in scotland, looking for those zoomer baes to pass down his lordship title and super dna to his heirs....currently living under a bridge
Lord Lucas would become the spokane version of emperor norton.....only more insane and malicious and searching desperately for m'lady....in this case quite literally
I bought one of those as a joke for a neckbeard I know. His reaction is what I would absolutely expect of Lucas. Years of legitimate instance that everyone call him "m'lord".
This one was a bit extra unhinged in just the title. Holy fuck.
Interesting, huh? I'm not going to say Spokane is full of pussies, but in a lot of cities, his behavior would have caused at least one good citizen to come up and separate Lucas from his balls.
The fact that this hasn't happened, and the only evidence we have of anyone attacking him, was that one slightly shadowed black eye from about 3 years back, that frankly he could have bumped into a wall and done to himself, purely miraculous.
People must see his size and assume that he can defend himself. They don't know that Lucas is a giant fat fagot, and you would get more fight out of the six year old girls that Lucas loves to think about.
He's an unhinged fat hobo. They expect him to have retard strength, a rusty shank hidden on him and nothing to live for. Which is enough to scare most people off. They don't realize he lacks all of the above.
Had the same thought, that an actual atheist wouldn’t be playing that mind game. He believes alright.
The “no effort-relationship” insight you shared is spot on, too. Werner is one of those people who makes up some elaborate fantasy love interest, though this elaborated fantasy will never be found. There is no gift of some perfect, baby-mama, flesh incarnate, waiting to be commodified by his electric sperm & Gen X
wisdom.
Gotta give it up, on this one, as use of
nigga is historically documented & globally recognizable as
the backbone of socialism.
Solid gold singing “
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ETA: It just struck me, a person who’d walk around late at night, singing weird shit, filming & uploading these antics, is (beyond delusion) a dude who thinks he’s “quirky” and attractive for his imagined quirkiness. It’s the male version of “manic pixie dream girl” delusion, maybe manic ogre nightmare boy?
There's also manic pixie dream twinks, and manic ogress nightmare dikes, and all of them you should stay away from.
Lucas has returned to one of his more infamous mating strategies: the word "nigga." Lucas is opposed to the word, of course, but also vigorously defends his right to use it without being called racist. His opposition to the word is related less to it's history, and more to the fear that flatbills use it to hoard puss puss. In the past, Lucas has claimed that the word "nigga" instantly makes Lady Z queef wet. "Nigga" is one of the most seductive tools in the flatbills arsenal, right after their credit card and car. But Lucas also claims he will mutter the word "nigga" outrageously until he gets the puss puss. Dreadful sex-summoning incantation, or taboo word that gets him attention? In Lucas's mind, is there a difference? This is a trick question inasmuch as it assumes the presence of Lucas's mind.
Filming teenage girls in public is the kind of thing that will expose Lucas to greater scrutiny.
Lucas streamed. I'm shocked.
This is not a good start. Sadly, if he intends to take advantage of streaming, and monetize his humiliation, he'll need to turn those comments on. And interact with his audience a bit.
He'll never be able to make it if he refuses to turn the comments on. And livechat. That's the direction to money. I can imagine folks sending him donations to scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!" on stream. And also "FAT FAGGOT!"
Money is evil, he doesn't want it, he only wants puss puss that has no interest in money, specifically gen z puss puss, ideally between 16 and 18 years of age.
Lots of check cashing stores maybe just cash them without asking questions. They just take the service fees off. Do bars in Spokane really card everyone? Lucas is clearly older than 21. The dude looks older than 41. No one is going to think he looks under 21. No one.
I know bars around here ID the crazy and homeless as a way to keep them out, since most have no ID, Spokane might do the same.
This video is creepy as fuck.
In the world of active offender research, this little monologue by Lucas is a perfect example of a sexual predator walking listeners through the cognitive distortions necessary for the process of internally justifying their offending behavior. In other words; this is Lucas convincing himself that impregnating underage teenagers is just a matter of “chemistry, biology, and logic” and that the edifice of modern science all but compels him to pursue romantic relationships with young adults despite his current age.
Recording individuals in the target group of their sexual fantasies is another common practice of sexual predators and that “they look 21” comment wasn’t an authentic observation, that was a verbal qualification done in the misguided belief that such a statement absolves him of any kind of fucked up implications people are going to discover upon listening to this. Lucas knows those females were probably in highschool, that is *why* he was recording them in the first place. Look at how he was positioned to record them and listen to how he talks about them being “healthy” like he was appraising livestock or something.
The only kind of people who do these kinds of activities are sexual predators.
Can we not draw attention to the impending "Lucas rapes a child saga". I'm still not over the mother fucker saga.
Among other insanity, lucas now claims his age leads to low T that is causing him to go through a 'second puberty'
That's not crazy enough to be his own idea.
Lucas Colby Werner: Why can't I convince you of anything, Gen Z? Why? I'm an age gapper! ....Why do I have to be in love with you? Why can't I let this go?
You, being an entire generation of fertile and disinterested women.
Wept under a bridge, in the dark, one Friday night.
Wait, does he realize one some level something is wrong with him? Nah.
I’ll bet y’all that Lucas is (almost) as familiar to the local psychiatric systems as he is to us.
Any time he goes to the loony bin, the attending psychiatrist doesn’t even bother with: “So, tell me what’s bothering you?”
He just goes into the room with a “Hello Lucas! So how’s it going with the flatbills hoarding women despite being socialists? Zoomer babes still ignoring you despite being for Bernie?”
I imagine they say all this while placing a coffee just how he likes it in the table, down the the very tenth of a degree, while then filling him in on their own life since last they spoke while they get ready like old friends.
That video, while I did laugh because Lucas deserves to be in that much distress, also super pissed me off.
That's one of the worst and most classic narcissistic rage type arguments to make: Screaming how everything is your (in Lucas' case imaginary) partner's fault and threatening self harm or suicide if they don't comply with what you're demanding.
Seriously, fuck him for that and the only correct response to his 'threat' it is:
Go ahead.
But, he won't, because people who threaten that never intend to follow through, they're just trying to scare their victim(s) into compliance.
The only bright side to Lucas doing it is that he's too stupid to use the tactic effectively, and it's comical when he tries.
Anyway, the compilation of his overnight temper tantrum is uploading and will be here when it's done:
I can't imagine why he's still single.
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Looks like this chapter is on pause until they open the door and let him back outside again.
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Thank you for putting all of these together my friend. I'll be putting them all on later.
Thank you everyone who archived the videos of the wern this last few days. You're the real MVPs.
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