Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

So basically...

EDIT: Fuck, ninja'd by @Popper Whiting and @Bad Take Crucifier *sigh*
Yo, May, all joke aside I have a GENUINE honest question. A real question. Why exactly were you not on birth control while fucking Ralph, who as you know first hand has ZERO interest to be responsible parent and the only reason he stopped throwing the FIRST mother of his child under the bus is not because he loves you now but because court ordered him to stop. What exactly do you say to yourself to convince yourself that you and your child will be treated any better?

I'm not even alogging, I'm sincerely baffled and amazed and I don't get it and wish somebody explained the logic of it.
So she can fuck it, obviously.
 
Very low; though those tests are designed to pick up very low levels of hCG and are recommended if you’re wanting to test very early. Despite that, the line is very faint and doing more than one implies she wasn’t sure. They’re absolute retards if they’ve announced publicly on the basis of those tests and not waited for a scan at 12+ weeks. I think the world would be a better place without any more abandoned pig-babies, but there’s a reason why people don’t announce early and I sincerely hope they don’t come to regret it.

Edit: I like that he finally had to cough up for a cheap ring so he couldn’t be accused of saving the white race with two bastard babies. No doubt we will see a courthouse ‘wedding’ (complete with a heavily pregnant bride) that both sides seem thrilled about.
True and it could be to her presenting symptoms. Fingers cross for that HCG quant you know they are gonna do here in a month or so. With his luck, the child will indeed be fine and the second bringer of doom shall arise in a few months. Too bad there is no chance this child will be born in the same month as Xander.
 
Pregnancy tests come in 2 packs. The bottom test is more recent than the top one, though not by much. Judging from how faint the lines are, I'd guess that she's ~5 weeks pregnant.

No normal/sane people (of course, they're not) would announce a pregnancy this early and that publicly. Most miscarriages and other complications happen in the first trimester. Fucking retards.
 
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