Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Truly Rural]

May Ralph live with constant awareness of the undeniable truth that everything they are providing to their baby was stolen from another child. This is best case scenario. That the baby is born, healthy, has both parents providing for it, be haunted by crippling guilt and regret. It can only be worse than this.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Looks like Pantsu REALLY wants a litte girl if you know what I mean

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Imagine knocking up a genderblob farm animal to own an unpaid forum owner who's fighting a war with aiphids to get banana peppers in fucking Serbia because he made a joke about sacraficing you to corn for a harvest.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

The line was so thin I initially thought it was a negative looking at my phone. I didn't think even Ralph was retarded enough to bring another bastard into the world this quickly with no way to take care of it

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Ralph Family Reunion (2031)

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I can't figure out the physics of Ralph ffffucking

 

[Pukebucket]

That was fast. It feels like it was just yesterday when he dropped the video documenting his efforts to concieve the first Ralphling.

If his current fiancé stays for the duration of the pregnancy I wouldn't even be surprised if he decides to film the entire birthing process in every unwanted detail.

 

[Neil]

If it's a girl they're 100% calling her Lolita

Or Yuri, anything to remind May of the doujins she jills to.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

New movie based on Ralph's life just announced

 

[A Logging Company]

Imagine what abominable war crimes you must have committed to spend your next lifetime as May and Ralph's child.

 

[MeltyTW]

I can't figure you the physics of Ralph ffffucking

our shitposts were actually confirmed true he has to sit back and move the gunt out of the way and let the girl try and desperately keep the micro clit in for who knows what fucked up reason. i mean literally his big contribution was a pump or two post fart. thats how gunts procreate, the real question is if they have to have gaytor hold the gunt for them now that its literally no exaggeration twice as big as it was gunt tape. i mean i cant see ralph having the energy to move it and i am being dead serious when i say they might actually have a third party maybe gaytor assist them during rutting in this way:

Imagine what abominable war crimes you must have committed to spend your next lifetime as May and Ralph's child.

maybe hirtes died recently

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

will mantsu participate in the gunt gainer contest now?

I will laugh if in like two years she's fatter than even him and he's still trying to show her off like a prize pony.

 

[Desktop User2]

I wonder how a traditional jewish family like Pantsu´s feel about soiling their descendancy with nigger genes...

 

[Tom Myers]

How do you even find a white woman without an IUD? They hand them out like candy now.

Maybe it's just fucking trash.

 

[Persistent Hobo]

Gator remains a virgin.

That's what we all tell ourselves isn't it ...


...surely to God Ralph hasn't gotten him pregnant too?

 

[DumbDosh]

You've been together for less than a year.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

How do you even find a white woman without an IUD? They hand them out like candy now.

She's in her late-30s so her biological clock was going off like a nuclear bombing alarm.

EDIT: She's actually a very rough looking 27. Pantsu still had time, she's just a fucking retard

 

[Hex Cat]

Bruh I swear Ethan does this shit on weekends so we have to wait a whole week for Josh to talk about it on MATI

 

[MeltyTW]

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You've been together for less than a year.

>been through so much together
shes not wrong they tried to sire a molestable child in the old broodmare, got embroiled in more trials than most people go through in a lifetime, sustained innumerable mockeries and indignities all because ethan doesnt like people calling him a faggot online, tranny gender jokes and alogs breaking down her self esteem as her bf tries to whore her out on onlyfans and in swimming streams, multiple people pointing out their obvious pedophilia, may being forced to being videod next to other women with ralph that obviously makes her insecure, etc etc etc,


almost like their relationship is poorly thought out and unstable at its core and neither of them has actual respect for the other "ew i could do better than RALPH!"

Bruh I swear Ethan does this shit on weekends so we have to wait a whole week for Josh to talk about it on MATI

i like it, its like the old lead in teaser endings from old film serials.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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You've been together for less than a year.

The best day of your life is because you found out Ralph knocked you up.
Is that because of:

• his genes
• the obesity
• the self-obsession of the man you need to act as an equal parent
• the way things played out with his previous baby-mama
• the way he treated his prior father-in-law (yeah I know, not technically married to Faith) and dropped crude Internet "Fucked your daughter" humor to someone he actually needed to have a serious IRL relationship with (even if there was no way for it to not be adversarial)
• your complete and utter lack of prospects outside the hell you have created for yourself, despite the fact that you will attempt to flex on others and pretend any part of this is desirable.