Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

I hope this new kid is able to be taken care of by someone with actual skills like his last kid, who is thankfully with his grandparents.

But knowing how rotten this world is, Ralph is gonna abuse the hell out of this kid, and with a pedophile no less.
This doesn't look good at all.
 
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AnOminous said:
How will this poor child live?
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With another family, like his first crotchspawn.

Hey everyone, remember those days when Ethan Ralph was making fun of Tonka Saw for being a trailer park trash, feather Indian in a wheelchair and Ethan Ralph was married to a sane, well educated, non-pedophilic Muslim woman named Nora and was owner and host of a successful podcast?

:smug: Gee, Ralph sure showed that Tonka Saw guy.

If he ever gets to touch this new kid with his fat, greasy fingers before it's taken away from him, I'm sure the second it cries, he'll just throw a bag of ice on it. He'll be a great father this time. He absolutely won't feed it trash burgers or sell it for Chinese lemons.
 
Paranoia Machine said:
My god. The Gunt is fucked if he and Pantsu ever split. Two kids, no real job, no marketable skills, a questionable background, and no wealthy family.

This dude is doing the third world poverty any% speedrun.
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Let’s be honest here, it’s not an if it’s a when. This is a level beyond “don’t stick your duck in crazy,” which is advice that can be disregarded if the girl is hot enough and you exercise extreme caution. He’s now trapped in an 18yr minimum commitment with crazy, not hot, internet attention whore, out of wedlock, without secure income. “Wigger nationalist” has never been a more accurate description of a person lmao
 
So the only form of employment the two of them have is streaming and internet content right? Do they really expect that gravy train to last for the full ~18 year of the demon baby 2.0's childhood? This seems incredibly irresponsible and something that will quickly turn into a burden since they are both essentially unemployable. Keeping Xander in mind makes it even worse.
 
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Ethan Ralph is literally bizarro Moviebob, Roberto supports forced sterilisation for people like Ethan, Ethan shits out another kid from his new retarded partner. Bob likes older women like Nostalgia Chick, Gunt likes younger girls. Bob is tall and dark haired, Gunt is short and grey haired. I mean this list could go on forever, there's some sort of connection between these two men.
 
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so does the sex tape come after the pregnancy announcement this time?

also how old is may and what are the chances demon baby #2 doesn’t come to term/may realises her mistake early enough and aborts the retort?

Wally Gator said:
Was the bun already in the oven when Chris was arrested? One can only imagine what prenatal fuckery that could bring on
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the baby will come out half sonichu.
 
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Kid won't last a few weeks before getting kidnapped and eaten by the elite. They can't contain their curiosity as to what a cross between a horse and manatee tastes like.
 
Jesus fucking christ I swear this lardass can't even wrap it before he taps it - god knows how the fuck anything would want to bed a 5'2" beanbag but for real...

So now we're gonna have two anti-christs. Xander has competition for the throne.
 
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