Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[CervixHammer]

if it's a girl they gotta name her Crystal.

 

[Feignedgoat]

I cant wait for chris chan 2.0 saga with this kid mom fucking included also life lessons from daddy ralph.
"You see son in order to keep your pet goldfish alive you simply need to put it in the oven and turn it on to keep it warm." My father taught me that and he wasnt a retard at all.

 

[TheSimpShow]

I cant wait for chris chan 2.0 saga with this kid mom fucking included also life lessons from daddy ralph.
"You see son in order to keep your pet goldfish alive you simply need to put it in the oven and turn it on to keep it warm." My father taught me that and he wasnt a retard at all.

Wait Chris-Chan cucked his own dead dad, and we all know @theralph aint long for this world. Oh boy, its an "internet fanfiction come to life"™

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Someone once told me the gunt is a fat circle. Everything he's ever cum he's gonna cum again and again and again and again and again.

That's the thing, you see, Null created the farms to grow the cows that he would feed. Ethan and Pantsu, they're gonna be in that room over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Why should I cum in history? I don't want to cum anymore.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Somebody should tell him he's too fat & weak to be an Alpha Chad & he should hit the gym & get a job if he wants to be one.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I kinda hope he wore a replica Sonichu medallion during conception.

While screaming "JOSHUA CONNOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Children are the only thing that cums. It's the whole reason for this corn-hole drama in the first place.

 

[Smolrolls]

We all knew this was coming. Child will be fatherless, or aborted.

You can't abort the retort huh. Are ya winning son?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

And there appeared a great wonder in virgina; a tranny clothed with trash, and joshua connor moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve criminal charges: And she being with child cried, travailing in poverty, and pained to be delivered.

Does this mean that today we celebrate the Assumption of the Virgin with Rage?

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Does this mean that today we celebrate the Assumption of the Virgin with Rage?

When I was a kid, my parents made me read the bible once a year. But as I've gotten older, I've started to realized I'm waiting in line for the movies. And I'm not even in the fucking theatre.

 

[jethro]

Gotta hand it to him, that’s some potent sperm!

Fucking lol at some people regularly exercising, living healthily and trying for years to impregnate their wife without luck.

And along comes Ralph and can apparently knock someone up just by looking at them.

You're assuming either of these kids are actually Ralph's.

 

[break these cuffs]

I cant wait for chris chan 2.0 saga with this kid mom fucking included also life lessons from daddy ralph.
"You see son in order to keep your pet goldfish alive you simply need to put it in the oven and turn it on to keep it warm." My father taught me that and he wasnt a retard at all.

lol, this guy thinks Gunt isn't going to abandon this child if he fails to have it aborted like the last one.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Ethan Ralph needs to disconnect his internet immediately and start looking for a job. I'm sure there are a number of fine industrial or construction positions in the Richmond area.

Not just for the money, but because I can't think of anything more damaging for the child than having a dad whose 9 to 5 is literally getting mad at controversial news and picking fights with psychos on the internet.

No matter how important Ralph thinks his voice is to the greater conversation (lol I know, but this is likely how he sees himself), he's got to face the fact that his kid needs stability more than whatever "better future" Ralph is trying to make by screaming at commies on the internet.

If a redemption arc for Ralph is possible, it starts with him learning how to work the packaging machine in a cracker factory or something. If he still misses the game, Dick can have him on the show every month to talk about wacky blue collar hijinks.

Every other path involving internet celebs or the Ralph Retort itself ends in misery.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

You're assuming either of these kids are actually Ralph's.

And why shouldn't they be? Man runs a show, has e-fame, no standards. Me? I come with Shipping & Handling.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

 

[WinnieTheJew]

Spoiler: I wasn't going to steal this from /cow/ but I have to now.

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Absolutely revolting.

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[KhorneFlakes]

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will I be vindicated?

 

[Fapcop]

I don’t know if some of you are into the occult or Kabbalah, but that date of conception has me a bit worried...

•We know Chris had sex with his mom a few days before his arrest.

•We know Ralph’s child was apparently conceived on the date of his arrest.

•We know Chris has been into some occultism.


What are the odds of Chris’s bent duck literally fucking the soul (and most of her lifeforce) out of Barb, leaving a breathing, husk of a person, unable to communicate or live long as a soulless golem?

Barb’s vengeful and malevolent soul then flies restlessly around, unable to find peace, a heaven or a hell willing to accept her. Growing angrier and more vengeful, as she witnesses the arrest of her little manchild.

Driven insane by anger from existing neither in a physical body nor in the spirit realm, the evil entity once known as Barb then sees Ethan and his horsewife whooping and hollering at Chris’s arrest.

She see’s them consummate their glee and pleasure that same night. Desperate and insane she sees an opportunity to escape her eternal incorporeal imprisonment, and exact revenge at the same time, and uses sheer evil and willpower to inhabit the newly conceived child.


Is this... Possible? Will Ethan raise the Anti-Chris?

 

[Kyuruma]

I was much more comfortable imagining that these two had an asexual relationship based on mutual contempt for KF.

 

[Rei is shit]

What are the odds of pantsu still being with ralphamale when she gives birth?

I'm thinking its a sub 50% chance.