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Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
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Is the "ballsack" necrotic?

Imagine having sex with this and feeling all those dick-hairs inside you. Nightmare inducing.

Some choice Q&As from the thread:
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Another medical patient for life:
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Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
[Reposting my hilarious, witty and handsome response from earlier that was lost.]

I am so glad to finally have it straight from the horse's mouth. Not that I don't trust you lot, but I just couldn't bring myself to believe they actually jam an inflatable rod in there and have to pump it up whenever they want a chub.

But remember, everyone: Just like an amhole, it is literally impossible to distinguish between a real penis and a frankenweenie; I know that whenever I bring a lady home she always has to sit patiently as I inflate my dick like an air mattress.
 
I'll pour one out for all of the good posts I didn't get to read before the farms went down. I hope y'all saved them.
I was reading this thread just before the crash. Lost maybe 12 or 15 posts, that's all. Most commenting on "Oh, so that's how mechanical dicks work"

Edit: @Oliver Onions - thank you for reposting that. It made me smile when I read it.
 
Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
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Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
also repost on my end: trying to get it word for word for maximum ick.

1) it's definitely a graft and the visual of pores and hair where the poorly designed/shaped "head" is nasty. Gonna have to shave dick for life or hope electrolysis doesn't make it fall off.

2) honestly the idea and execution of the pump like all medical shit is cool. the squeezing out of air at the end to deflate it is awful and the feeling of having a ballon/tube under SKIN and MEAT is.. hurk. plus, it doesn't even inflate fully on its own, she has to keep lifting it to allow air flow in. a flaccid one would be better and probably could be made to look cleaner.

gives me skin crawlies, and makes me think emoji as to why there's no ability to construct one that can get aroused naturally.
 
Looking at the FtM subreddit was a mistake.
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Is the "ballsack" necrotic?

Imagine having sex with this and feeling all those dick-hairs inside you. Nightmare inducing.

Some choice Q&As from the thread:
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Another medical patient for life:
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Yeah, pump that flesh tube for me, baby

How is having this better or easier than just accepting the fact that you have a vagina?
Since Farms went down, I get to post the funny Frankfurt sausage parallel.

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gives me skin crawlies, and makes me think emoji as to why there's no ability to construct one that can get aroused naturally.
Realistically, I don't see how this could ever possibly work.

Never say never, I know, but the entire system of how a real erection works --not to mention even real dicks can have erectile issues-- is so intrinsically linked to the male body I can't even begin to fathom how you could retrofit some thigh flesh with none of the relevant nerves or connections to act in the same way.
 
(Re-)Introducing @tehfraga
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Meet Zylxian Seiðr
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For further pronunciation guidance we can go to his tiktok account



Zylxian here claims to be part of a DID system
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But the funniest thing I've found from him is definitely this recent 'photoshoot' he did, I cannot seem to get it to archive, but here's a taste of it, there's a lot more of the same sort of thing if you go to his tumblr or instagram
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Tumblr https://ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme.tumblr.com/
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/zylxian/
TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@zylxian
 
Meet Zylxian Seiðr
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For further pronunciation guidance we can go to his tiktok account

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Zylxian here claims to be part of a DID system
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But the funniest thing I've found from him is definitely this recent 'photoshoot' he did, I cannot seem to get it to archive, but here's a taste of it, there's a lot more of the same sort of thing if you go to his tumblr or instagram
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Tumblr https://ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme.tumblr.com/
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/zylxian/
TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@zylxian
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Meet Zylxian Seiðr
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For further pronunciation guidance we can go to his tiktok account

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Zylxian here claims to be part of a DID system
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But the funniest thing I've found from him is definitely this recent 'photoshoot' he did, I cannot seem to get it to archive, but here's a taste of it, there's a lot more of the same sort of thing if you go to his tumblr or instagram
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Tumblr https://ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme.tumblr.com/
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/zylxian/
TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@zylxian
Fucking hell.

>you are alone in a room with the fat genderless faggot fuck talking to you about what phrases zoomer faggot nigger folX use and why you shouldnt use them. A middle aged wardrobe-shoulders behemoth of a man with gynecomastia and purple lipstick on suddenly walks in, wearing nothing but a dress, leather jacket and a choker. Declares his pronouns are xe/zim, his name is Zinyan or whatever, but today he's just the mothefucking Mayor, or maybe Moriarty later.

What do?
 
Fucking hell.

>you are alone in a room with the fat genderless faggot fuck talking to you about what phrases zoomer faggot nigger folX use and why you shouldnt use them. A middle aged wardrobe-shoulders behemoth of a man with gynecomastia and purple lipstick on suddenly walks in, wearing nothing but a dress, leather jacket and a choker. Declares his pronouns are xe/zim, his name is Zinyan or whatever, but today he's just the mothefucking Mayor, or maybe Moriarty later.

What do?
Bite a hole in my wrists.
 
Can't work out how to quote it but that bottom picture of our three fave gurls is just absurd.
No woman on earth ever looked like Neck or Kevin, they will never pass.
And Wedge just looks straight up weird now, he wasn't too bad before but he's metamorphosing, he looks like he was born with some sort of disorder.

Christ I'm no oil painting but these three are off the scale.
They set themselves very low standards which unfortunately they fail to live up to.
 
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