US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Hackallier]

My predictions for the Biden address to the nation:

>Biden stumbles to the podium
>Looks visibly unwell
>"DRUMPF"
>"TWO SCOOPS"
>"COME ON MAN"
>Exits the podium
>No questions taken
>Walks in the wrong direction
>Handler seen waving Biden to the right direction
>Med effects wear out
>Biden walks back to the podium
>"You see, there was this guy called Cornpop"
>Handlers rush in and carry Biden away

 

[Salubrious]

What I believe is a CNN Reporter (the woman in the burka) says they are chanting "Death to America" but still seem friendly.

 

[Meat Target]

What I believe is a CNN Reporter (the woman in the burka) says they are chanting "Death to America" but still seem friendly.

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What are the odds her pretty little head is still attached to her shoulders in 24 hours?

 

[Quixotic Man]

What are the odds her pretty little head is still attached to her shoulders in 24 hours?

Why do that when you can make her a sex slave additional wife?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The very likely fact that these demons had a very unpleasant sleepless night last night trying to decide what to do and how to spin this just fills me with happiness.

I dunno, I bet JoeJoe CarterStar, Braying Nigger and the "Ruling" Class slept perfectly while the Office Slaves worked all night writing spin.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

who else is ridin with biden??

 

[gaystoner]

What are the odds her pretty little head is still attached to her shoulders in 24 hours?

Why do that when you can make her a sex slave additional wife?

TFW you see new waifu giving newscast

 

[Hackallier]

Biden taking L after L

 

[General Disarray]

Biden deals with aggression very poorly. If, and they're too tame but I hope, a journalist really gets pushy with their questions and he goes off script I would love to see the meltdown that results. There's a line in Antony and Cleopatra about Mark Antony: "Better playing with a lion's whelp than with an old one, dying." Now Biden is no Mark Antony, not by a long shot. But he's a powerful person who must surely feel the same failing of that power and being beset on all sides. I'm certain he never appears without his handlers in his ear ready to reign him in but how delicious it would be to see him lose his temper.

Might make people think about whose finger they voted to put on the nuclear button.

Not only that, but he says the quiet part out loud almost consistently: "I'm gonna get in trouble for this..." And no one has ever called him out for talking like a literal child! Certainly not behavior one would consider presidential, that's for certain.

Orange man bad.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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Biden taking L after L

Geeze, its almost like the world stage has concluded that Biden is weak and useless and can't force them to do shit. Man, I wonder why a Cartel with aggressive control over US oil prices would exploit a captive market like that to get rich, especially when they no longer fear any sort of consequences for doing so. Who would have thought the Saudi Princes were so cruel.

But hey, at least there's no more mean tweets.

 

[draggs]

The tweets are no longer mean
The Taliban is so keen
Time to call a lid
Before Joe makes a mess on his bib

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Geeze, its almost like the world stage has concluded that Biden is weak and useless and can't force them to do shit. Man, I wonder why a Cartel with aggressive control over US oil prices would exploit a captive market like that to get rich, especially when they no longer fear any sort of consequences for doing so. Who would have thought the Saudi Princes were so cruel.

But hey, at least there's no more mean tweets.

OPEC is fucking around with energy prices again? What the fuck was it about the 70s Biden loved so much, the music wasn't that great and we're not even getting that.

 

[CrippleThreat]

My predictions for the Biden address to the nation:

>Biden stumbles to the podium
>Looks visibly unwell
>"DRUMPF"
>"TWO SCOOPS"
>"COME ON MAN"
>Exits the podium
>No questions taken
>Walks in the wrong direction
>Handler seen waving Biden to the right direction
>Med effects wear out
>Biden walks back to the podium
>"You see, there was this guy called Cornpop"
>Handlers rush in and carry Biden away

Kinda based tbh /sneed

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

OPEC is fucking around with energy prices again? What the fuck was it about the 70s Biden loved so much, the music wasn't that great and we're not even getting that.

I dunno. Gen X jizz their pants over 70s rock despite not being that great.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Really activates the almonds.

 

[Meat Target]

OPEC is fucking around with energy prices again? What the fuck was it about the 70s Biden loved so much, the music wasn't that great and we're not even getting that.

If bell bottoms, paisley shirts, wood paneling interior, and orange/yellow/brown/pea green color schemes make a comeback, I'll gouge my own eyeballs out.

 

[TheOtherOne]

past the blame Trump threshold

They'll find a way, I'm sure of that lol

For all the posts about r/politics, Reddit has never been a good place to find politics, regardless of political affiliation. r/conservative wasn't great either, it was always supporting a minor Republican effort that never really went anywhere or people from r/politics and leftists coming in to downvote and invade the sub.

 

[SleepyNibba]

2 trillion dollars lost , thousands upon thousands of american lives lost, american military tech lost to a bunch of sand niggers, 20 years for nothing, a big slap in the face to the people lost on 9/11, How the fuck do you ruin all that in a week?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What the fuck was it about the 70s Biden loved so much, the music wasn't that great and we're not even getting that.

>Not getting Disco back
Feels Bad Man

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

They'll find a way, I'm sure of that lol

For all the posts about r/politics, Reddit has never been a good place to find politics, regardless of political affiliation. r/conservative wasn't great either, it was always supporting a minor Republican effort that never really went anywhere or people from r/politics and leftists coming in to downvote and invade the sub.

I actually despise TDSers more and more each day. It's clear their brains are defective and need lobotomies.