Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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I posted this before the roll back but posting it again because fuck it:

I think after applying tinfoil to my head that the reason Daddy J hasn't done anything, not even contacted Null to take shit down, and is just quietly changing his social media handles slightly is because of a leak that occurred that might get him in hot water.

I don't recall where it was, but in one of the discord leaks Bella was talking to I think Louis Alice about how her dad watched a guy going into a basement in South America and eventually was able to figure out he was a high ranking drug cartel guy, and then I believe she said he killed him.

Classified info is strange and has years attached to it. Some its 10, some go up to 70 with the idea that you'll be dead before you can talk about it. If this was something still under a classified period there is a good/decent chance that Mike told her something he shouldn't have, which happens with agents more than you'd think, and he doesn't want to draw any attention to anything.

EDIT: I found it. These details are specific enough that if it was classified this would be a big problem that he told her, and then it got leaked to the world at large.
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Just have some dignity, baldie. Lmao he is an ashamed bald guy. Imagine that. How pathetic do you have to be to be ashamed of normal physical processes? We are male humans, Mike. We go bald. It happens. Just cope with it, instead of seething.
People who get hair implants have to perpetually take finasteride aka Propecia, which is a hair loss drug - and also a hormone blocker prescribed to male-to-female transgenders. People who take it often grow breasts.
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Often if you see a rich celebrity with hair plugs who has weirdly feminine fat distribution--Elon Musk is one example that comes to mind--it's cause they aren't responding well to finasteride. If they don't take it, their hairline will keep receding past the implant point.

For a man like Michael Janke, there is no leap too far to keep up precious appearances.
 
People who get hair implants have to perpetually take finasteride aka Propecia, which is a hair loss drug - and also a hormone blocker prescribed to male-to-female transgenders. People who take it often grow breasts.
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Often if you see a rich celebrity with hair plugs who has weirdly feminine fat distribution--Elon Musk is one example that comes to mind--it's cause they aren't responding well to finasteride. If they don't take it, their hairline will keep receding past the implant point.

For a man like Michael Janke, there is no leap too far to keep up precious appearances.
Imagine taking a tranny drug just to keep some folicules...
 
It really must hurt Mr. Janke's bottom line, not to mention his ego, that he's a fixture of cybersecurity CIA washouts who somehow has his daughter's dirty laundry plastered all over the Internet. I mean, if he can't teach his children the stuff he makes money on, who's going to trust him in the field? There's no doubt he's responsible for the attacks, especially since KF is an acceptable target, much less risky to tank the whole website than to strike a Youtube video out of nowhere, risking the Streissand effect.
 
It really must hurt Mr. Janke's bottom line, not to mention his ego, that he's a fixture of cybersecurity CIA washouts who somehow has his daughter's dirty laundry plastered all over the Internet. I mean, if he can't teach his children the stuff he makes money on, who's going to trust him in the field? There's no doubt he's responsible for the attacks, especially since KF is an acceptable target, much less risky to tank the whole website than to strike a Youtube video out of nowhere, risking the Streissand effect.
I also doubt he has any idea that the Farms deals with DDOS attacks regularly, and that Null has made the site his hill to die on so probably figured that the admin would lie down pretty quickly when they weren't the typical ones.
 
People who get hair implants have to perpetually take finasteride aka Propecia, which is a hair loss drug - and also a hormone blocker prescribed to male-to-female transgenders. People who take it often grow breasts.
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Often if you see a rich celebrity with hair plugs who has weirdly feminine fat distribution--Elon Musk is one example that comes to mind--it's cause they aren't responding well to finasteride. If they don't take it, their hairline will keep receding past the implant point.

For a man like Michael Janke, there is no leap too far to keep up precious appearances.
Finasteride is hilarious, it could well deserve its own thread on kf. Some forums on the internet are full of finasteride horror stories. Finasteride basically works by turning off enzymes which convert testosterone to DHT. The finasteride particle binds with the enzyme and clogs it so it cannot bind with anything else and remains inactive.

However the funny thing is that this is a synthetic particle mechanically clogging enzyme receptors which means that the effect on DHT is IRREVERSIBLE. Now if you don't know what DHT is, DHT is the androgenic but not anabolic form of testosterone. It is responsible for mental masculinity as well. You can still get big muscles and look like a man with low DHT, but men with low DHT are depressed, suicidal, mentally weak, passive little bitches. Finasteride crosses the blood brain barrier easily so it will literally turn you into a mental tranny. In some cases it is also literal, irreversible chemical castration as well since about 2% of men will never ever get their dicks up again after using finasteride just once.

If mike jenkem is one of the finasteroid troons this can explain a lot of mental damage in the jenkem family
 
You can still get big muscles and look like a man with low DHT, but men with low DHT are depressed, suicidal, mentally weak, passive little bitches. Finasteride crosses the blood brain barrier easily so it will literally turn you into a mental tranny. In some cases it is also literal, irreversible chemical castration as well since about 2% of men will never ever get their dicks up again after using finasteride just once.

If mike jenkem is one of the finasteroid troons this can explain a lot of mental damage in the jenkem family
It might explain his reliance on clutching to a decades-old Navy SEAL copypasta image, instead of transitioning to a big swinging dick corporate CEO image - he literally doesn't have the balls anymore. It might also explain why he sought out a particularly strong/tough independent over-achiever in Mary Beth. In her thread I described him as the brains (cyber sec.) and her as the brawn (physical/personnel sec.), lol.
 
I posted this before the roll back but posting it again because fuck it:

I think after applying tinfoil to my head that the reason Daddy J hasn't done anything, not even contacted Null to take shit down, and is just quietly changing his social media handles slightly is because of a leak that occurred that might get him in hot water.

I don't recall where it was, but in one of the discord leaks Bella was talking to I think Louis Alice about how her dad watched a guy going into a basement in South America and eventually was able to figure out he was a high ranking drug cartel guy, and then I believe she said he killed him.

Classified info is strange and has years attached to it. Some its 10, some go up to 70 with the idea that you'll be dead before you can talk about it. If this was something still under a classified period there is a good/decent chance that Mike told her something he shouldn't have, which happens with agents more than you'd think, and he doesn't want to draw any attention to anything.

EDIT: I found it. These details are specific enough that if it was classified this would be a big problem that he told her, and then it got leaked to the world at large.
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Alice is Allen iirc for anyone who can't keep track of all this damn tag switching.

Yeah holy shit if true why the fuck would Bella ever say that anywhere? That's like don't even verbally say it in case someone's recording somewhere levels of do not say.
 
This has been said, but it must be repeated due to how true it is: men who castrate themselves to regrow some lost hair instead of just shaving the rest off are so fucking insecure lol.

men with low DHT are depressed, suicidal

I think they're more likely depressed and suicidal because they realize

1) they traded their ability to sustain an erection for a slight improvement of their bald spot,
2) their wife is definitely fucking another man who wasn't insecure enough to self-castrate, and
3) they've become, and I'm quoting you here, "mentally weak, passive little bitches".

However, I would argue that finasteride has a positive effect upon mankind because it encourages and enables the self-appointment of Darwin Awards. If a man is such a cuck that he would basically chop off his nuts to feel better about his hair, then I think it's not a bad idea to just let him do it. Do we really need him to be able to reproduce and make more children who will either become insecure losers obsessed with their outward appearance of masculinity, or even complete psychopaths who boil hamsters for fun? Objectively, we do not.

Finasteride is a miracle drug that removes cucks from the population. Some people are cucks. Some of those cucks choose to rub finasteride on their testicles I guess. Sometimes, finasteride renders those cucks less able to make more of themselves. I see nothing wrong with this.

I posted this before the roll back but posting it again because fuck it:

I think after applying tinfoil to my head that the reason Daddy J hasn't done anything, not even contacted Null to take shit down, and is just quietly changing his social media handles slightly is because of a leak that occurred that might get him in hot water.

I don't recall where it was, but in one of the discord leaks Bella was talking to I think Louis Alice about how her dad watched a guy going into a basement in South America and eventually was able to figure out he was a high ranking drug cartel guy, and then I believe she said he killed him.

Classified info is strange and has years attached to it. Some its 10, some go up to 70 with the idea that you'll be dead before you can talk about it. If this was something still under a classified period there is a good/decent chance that Mike told her something he shouldn't have, which happens with agents more than you'd think, and he doesn't want to draw any attention to anything.

EDIT: I found it. These details are specific enough that if it was classified this would be a big problem that he told her, and then it got leaked to the world at large.
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I can't comment specifically on any existing or nonexistent investigation by the Federal Government of the United States into certain individuals mentioned here resulting from conversations I potentially did or did not have with a Federal Agent who I am somewhat friendly with. I may or may not be currently forbidden from revealing information by an agreed upon legal gag order, and anyway if the Federal Government were indeed involved (which I cannot legally confirm), I would not have access to much of their inside goings-on since I myself am not a Federal Agent of the Bureau which may or may not be investigating this topic I cannot confirm anything about.

However, there are some things I can speak freely about, concerning a theoretical set of individuals who are not related to anyone in this thread. The disclosure of such information, if relevant and true, is a potential threat to national security. There are some serious potential ramifications for this, as well as compounding factors.

1) Operations in South America, if they have been carried out with US military assets (I will not comment on this), would be classified beyond your godly belief due to their sensitivity. This is not only for the usual reasons like public perception and international relations, but also because reprisals against operators are fairly common when dealing with major drug cartels, who have the resources to hire assassins, bribe relevant individuals, and so on. A US operator recounting the tales of his work to his child as a sanitized adventure is not good, but may be let go for various reasons; however, disclosing specific highly classified information to a child which is then regurgitated with equally specific numbers and such things to a large group is a huge breach of security.

2) Who the individual in question was discussing sensitive information with could be of major concern. For example, if there was someone from, say, Niger, or Algeria, in the chat during the disclosure of sensitive information relating to national security, this may have a serious impact on the scope of any potential investigation. Doubly so if the individual was feeding such information directly to the foreign national in the context of the original chat.

3) Rooming with said foreign national while committing the above acts. If anything were uncovered about the foreign national in question that implied he or she were feeding information back home, or that he or she had connections to any group that might have interests in obtaining US secrets, things would get very ugly.

4) Alleged contact with a known cybercriminal while vomiting classified secrets is on its own a dangerous issue.

These are all comments about a theoretical set of individuals, to whom my legal order to shut the hell up and not talk about potential investigations by any Federal Bureau does not apply.

In unrelated news, the unrelated person, Isabella Loretta Janke, has toenail fungus. It's gross.
 
How many times are you all going to beat this "glow in the dark" meme to death? We get it, you have no capacity for self thought and get all your opinions from youtube schizos and random internet memes. This guy isn't even an intelligence agent, he's a self-help grifter and venture capitalist ffs. Post something novel for once.
Kill yourself.
 
I posted this before the roll back but posting it again because fuck it:

I think after applying tinfoil to my head that the reason Daddy J hasn't done anything, not even contacted Null to take shit down, and is just quietly changing his social media handles slightly is because of a leak that occurred that might get him in hot water.

I don't recall where it was, but in one of the discord leaks Bella was talking to I think Louis Alice about how her dad watched a guy going into a basement in South America and eventually was able to figure out he was a high ranking drug cartel guy, and then I believe she said he killed him.

Classified info is strange and has years attached to it. Some its 10, some go up to 70 with the idea that you'll be dead before you can talk about it. If this was something still under a classified period there is a good/decent chance that Mike told her something he shouldn't have, which happens with agents more than you'd think, and he doesn't want to draw any attention to anything.

EDIT: I found it. These details are specific enough that if it was classified this would be a big problem that he told her, and then it got leaked to the world at large.
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That's assuming that this was something conducted on behalf of the US government, rather than a hit for some other criminal organization or US-funded political group.
 
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Sorry if this has been posted before, but has anybody gotten ahold of "The Predators Mindset?" This is what appears to be a training video Mike made a while back, circa 2000.

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"Navy Seal Training into boardroom. Skills and Techniques to achieve success in your professional and personal life."

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Predators-Mindset-Michael-Anthony-Janke/dp/0967513952

This sound like it would be pretty funny. Unfortunately, I can only find it on VHS on Amazon. If anyone comes across a copy online, let me know. I'd love to watch it.
 
I was looking for info re Mikey boy and maybe his video, just for shits and giggles.
I found this instead. It’s a long read, but holy fuck is it interesting.


Link to the article so you can read for yourself, if you choose. If not, here’s a bit of a break down that’s still long AF

Bob Ackerman is the other guy we’ve seen in a few photos with MJ. Bob is the co-founder of DataTribe, and founder of AllegisCyber Capital.
It all sounds very much the same a MJ’s cyber security businesses and venture capital jazz. “Bob has been recognised as a Fortune 100 cybersecurity executive, and also as on of cybersecurity’s money men”
He has an interesting back history, including being a pioneer in the original integration of web and telephone technology, and creator of the original iPhone.
He comes across as being a lot smarter than MJ, with MJ seemingly parroting Bobs words when he goes out spruiking his wares. I guess MJ has more charisma and appeal.
Direct quote from the article “A good friend of mine, Mike Hayden, who’s run the NSA and the CIA, described cyberspace as, “The largest unregulated, uncontrolled domain in the history of mankind”. He then goes on to talk about security being reactionary, rather than defensive. As in, instead of fixing a breach, make it so it cannot be breached in the first place.
With a number of portfolios, there are many fingers in many pies at multiple levels of cybersecurity development, this is from the venture capital side of his business. If they see a gap in the market, with no existing business to buy in to, they start one.
Moving on to people he brings on to his team, he talks about Dave DeWalt. Dave was the CEO of FireEye, CEO of McAfee and CEO of Documentum. He describes Dave as “the apex predator in cybersecurity”, and with 15+ years in the industry, between Bob and Dave, they basically have access to, and know, every major customer in the world. Other people they look for are those that have worked in the industry their entire career, which is usually one of two places – early cybersecurity companies, or US National Labs, principally the National Security Agency. So, literally cherry-picking the best of the best, and deepest involved.
For the sake of brevity, I’ll cut the next bit right down to: he chooses people in a similar way to Police/FBI using serial killers to catch other serial killers, because they know how they think. Founders of other companies in the same field were started by ex-NSA, and that some of the most advanced capability in data science and cybersecurity in the world has come from government labs, so they’re deliberately looking to add that expertise to their team.
The bit that really caught my eye is when Bob starts talking about a company in his portfolio called Dragos, of which Mike is a board member and founder. Dragos is an industrial control systems security company. Direct quote “They’re the guys that make sure the electrical grid doesn’t get turned off by hackers, that petrol chemical facilities don’t blow up, the water systems function. All of the things that we call critical infrastructure. The CEO and founding team of Dragos came out of the National Security Agency”. So, if ex-glowie is responsible for the security, they're also responsible/capable of controlling the general populations access at the flick of a switch.

Bob talks about the second company he started in the 90’s called InfoGear, which built the original iPhones and iPads. His company then sold the fundamental patent, and technological architecture to a company called Cisco. At this time, the tech was years in front of the actual market. So they basically developed this technology, and instead of waiting until the market was ready, they sold it to someone else who was prepared to sit on it for a few years until people were ready and would want to buy the product. Steve Jobs who? As a side note, this confirms that what we have in our hands now, there’s something already far more developed that we won’t have available for at least another five years.
The very end of the article talks about the Global Cyber Innovation Summit. The summit is a two day invitation only event with the idea of bringing together the absolute top level cyber literate from around the world. It’s not about selling any product, rather discussing innovation, policy, strategy, governance etc. Approx. 200 people are invited, including 70-odd chief information security officers from major worldwide corporations, head of cyber from the FBI and head of NSA counterintelligence, as well as Fortune 100 and Fortune 50 chief information security officers from select companies.

If you're wondering who Bob Ackerman is, it's this guy that we've seen with MJ.
All that to say, Mike has some pretty big/deep connections, and it appears any cybersecurity is tied to/funded/run by glowies, and I don't believe there's any such thing as an ex-glowie.
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I posted this before the roll back but posting it again because fuck it:

I think after applying tinfoil to my head that the reason Daddy J hasn't done anything, not even contacted Null to take shit down, and is just quietly changing his social media handles slightly is because of a leak that occurred that might get him in hot water.

I don't recall where it was, but in one of the discord leaks Bella was talking to I think Louis Alice about how her dad watched a guy going into a basement in South America and eventually was able to figure out he was a high ranking drug cartel guy, and then I believe she said he killed him.

Classified info is strange and has years attached to it. Some its 10, some go up to 70 with the idea that you'll be dead before you can talk about it. If this was something still under a classified period there is a good/decent chance that Mike told her something he shouldn't have, which happens with agents more than you'd think, and he doesn't want to draw any attention to anything.

EDIT: I found it. These details are specific enough that if it was classified this would be a big problem that he told her, and then it got leaked to the world at large.
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Even if she was making this up, making this shit up is not a good idea.
Bella don diddly fucked up.
 
However, I would argue that finasteride has a positive effect upon mankind because it encourages and enables the self-appointment of Darwin Awards.
I share the sentiment, but the commonly overlooked side effect of widespread synthetic hormone use is that people using them will piss them away and, sooner or later, contaminate the water supply. You're probably drinking trace amounts of finasteride and other pharmaceutical garbage every day.
 
I share the sentiment, but the commonly overlooked side effect of widespread synthetic hormone use is that people using them will piss them away and, sooner or later, contaminate the water supply. You're probably drinking trace amounts of finasteride and other pharmaceutical garbage every day.
If you're worried about the concentrations in drinking being high enough to have a clinical effect, you could always invest in getting what you need to distill your own water at home.
 
I posted this before the roll back but posting it again because fuck it:

I think after applying tinfoil to my head that the reason Daddy J hasn't done anything, not even contacted Null to take shit down, and is just quietly changing his social media handles slightly is because of a leak that occurred that might get him in hot water.

I don't recall where it was, but in one of the discord leaks Bella was talking to I think Louis Alice about how her dad watched a guy going into a basement in South America and eventually was able to figure out he was a high ranking drug cartel guy, and then I believe she said he killed him.

Classified info is strange and has years attached to it. Some its 10, some go up to 70 with the idea that you'll be dead before you can talk about it. If this was something still under a classified period there is a good/decent chance that Mike told her something he shouldn't have, which happens with agents more than you'd think, and he doesn't want to draw any attention to anything.

EDIT: I found it. These details are specific enough that if it was classified this would be a big problem that he told her, and then it got leaked to the world at large.
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His days of getting his hands dirty directly are probably long over and if they weren’t, he would be incredibly stupid to share that with his sped daughter. Bella said all sorts of wild shit about her dad, like how he did peyote and showed her Native American porn. It’s safe to say she’s lying.

I think he’s laying low because he’s smart enough to understand the Streisand Effect and how short the internet’s collective attention span is (which is why I don’t think he DDOSed us). If I was in his position, I wouldn’t interact with the broader internet at all, because it would draw more attention to me.

Sun Tzu, who he has no doubt read, recommended taking the path of least resistance and his intelligence training likely the same.
 
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