US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
Any bold predictions for Biden's address here in about two hours?
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He will shit himself and do nothing.

Seriously though, I fully expect him to go out and read a brief statement (blaming Trump while downplaying how bad this is and stating that this was inevitable) and then take questions from friendly reporters to which he will read answers.

In the event he gets pushed by someone, there’s a very good possibility he loses his temper and shows himself to be the incompetent twat we all know him to be (this is the best outcome for the country as it might start the ball rolling on removing him).
 
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DNC is eating mad shit right now, lmao.
Only way this gets worse is if it's discovered they knew about Wu Flu development while it was in the labs or had a hand in it's creation.
I'd laugh more but we're eating shit alongside them as inflation continues to soar.

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AMERICA'S BACK, NIGGERS!
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
If the 1970s are coming back...that means we're gonna see an uptick in serial killers.
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Yea, but its all getting a 2021 chaos twist, so its not just gonna be normal serial killers, keeping to the shadows while keeping up their streak. I'm predicting groups of serial killers, protected by larger mobs, in all black, stomping around wrecking shit, and the media will pretend its perfectly normal.

Wait a minute....
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
I was listening to a podcast and they were saying that Afghan Military’s ground troops were trained to operate in conjunction with air support (often times ours, though they do have their own).

Joe Biden pulled our air support and also prohibited American contractors from assisting the Afghans with their own aircraft in person (apparently the Afghani’s were trying to get their planes flying and trying to troubleshoot their aircraft via zoom calls).

Essentially, they didn’t know how to fight without air support and they didn’t have any.
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YGBSM re the contractors. Sad the Afghans still don't know how to properly fix/maintain aircraft. Trying to provide that sort of support via Zoom calls is fucked up, but that's Joey for you.
 
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Ita Mori said:
DNC is eating mad shit right now, lmao.
Only way this gets worse is if it's discovered they knew about Wu Flu development while it was in the labs or had a hand in it's creation.
I'd laugh more but we're eating shit alongside them as inflation continues to soar.

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I mean, we know Fauci funded it because he's desperating trying to "well ackschually" the entire thing. We didn't fund "gain of research" directly; we simply funded the exact same lab and the money just happened to wander over their through an administrative error or something. That's almost Fauci's literal argument.
 
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