US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Michael Wade]

VERY AGGRESSIVE FORCEFUL SPEECH. Washington post right back to sucking b mans dick.

 

[thx1138]

Holy Shit his brain is fucking fried

Why do you think he dummied up for a couple of days: they had to pump him full of Vasopressin just to get him mobile and vertical and capable of listening to his earpiece and repeating what was being said to him for 23 minutes.

 

[gaystoner]

Jake Tapper is calling him out!

"Biden says the bucks stops with him but his speech was full of pointing fingers"

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

This is where they put Biden to sleep...

 

[Aqua Panda]

This may legitimately be the effective end of his Presidency. He's murdering any chances the Democrats have of holding in 2022 and he's only making the Jimmy Carter comparisons even worse.

Christ, we are looking a negativity so bad we're looking at political lame duck territory for a first term President.

Jesus H. Christ Joe.

 

[Michael Wade]

Bots out in full force.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Jake Tapper is calling him out!

"Biden says the bucks stops with him but his speech was full of pointing fingers"

biden is fucked.

 

[Meat Target]

Biden looked confused by the 'graveyard of empires" line.

Quiet part out loud.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Who do I have to pay at every Biden presser to scream, as he walks away, "WHAT ICE CREAM ARE YOU EATING TODAY?!?!"

 

[Hüftpriester]

Wow, he couldn't get out of there fast enough. No questions taken, total coward.

 

[CrippleThreat]

President Biden sitting down at Camp David giving a Fireside Chat, and saying "Bring home the troops" x10, "America doesn't need to fight other people's wars" x10 would have served as a better speech. Hell, an choreographed "My fellow Americans" would have sufficed.

 

[draggs]

Lol Joe takes no questions, call that lid bois

 

[LolNoRecoveryEmail]

Homie 360'd and walked away.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

November 2022 cannot come soon enough.

But then again, they'll just rig it.

 

[Michael Wade]

 

[Dona Morte]

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[gaystoner]

 

[Michael Wade]

the face of everybody simping for biden.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Great speech. He was able to do what the based and redpilled scourge of the neocons Donald Trump couldn't do in four years. Cope harder Trumpfags.

 

[Hackallier]

Great speech. He was able to do what the based and redpilled scourge of the neocons Donald Trump couldn't do in four years. Cry harder Trumpfags.