Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Fair enough.

Apologies for not doing my due diligence. here:
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Same, better than Teela becoming the next sorceress and her black buttbuddy as the next He-Man. cant wait for the other 5 episodes to see how they fuck it up.

I don't doubt he was a big He-Man consoomer in his youth, but when all Bob can do is vaguely reference a few episodes to make a point in his videos it does reek of wikipedia research.

By the end of the first episode He-Man is forced to sacrifice himself against Skeletor to prevent his friends dying in a magical explosion
By the end of the first episode It turns a once campy and magical setting into a grim and gritty dystopia where nearly all magic has died from said explosion.
By the end of the first episode It turns Teela into a angsty butch dyke stereotype that now hates Adam, her father, and her queen for keeping secrets and abandons the kingdom

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oh I forgot, and there's also this:
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hopefully you'd not need anymore details.

This is literally that "Women suffer most in war because they have to deal with loss" stupidity all over again...

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

KF is extremely unstable at the moment so I'll just dump the latest payload. The old tweets comes later.



Only these so far:
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Disappointingly low-key so far. I was hoping for some impotent, quivering rage at the prospect of Blobert’s precious Thinkers getting the shit kicked out of them by obsolete Pashtun ghouls.

 

[Flexo]

Nick Parrott's detractor slams on MCU, and for this reason he is "the worst f***ing people apart from the MAGAsphere"

I don't think leftists in general, and SJWs in particular, are very keen on "letting people what they enjoy". What if the things they enjoy are bourgie decadence or worse?

This is actually part of why I'm so anti-communist. Because the nature of democratizing production means that yes, like they point out, you absolutely have to be concerned about where resources are going. Why invest those millions making dumb movies when you could be diverting those funds to a new hospital or farm? Sure it may seem nice on paper but I don't want to be that nosy towards other people and I don't want others butting in on my business either.

Only these so far:

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Geez, Bob, even I didn't expect you to be that tacky and heartless.

You really can't empathize with another soul can you? Not unless it's through a movie screen.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Why invest those millions making dumb movies when you could be diverting those funds to a new hospital or farm?

Comrade Chapek tells me the next Marvel film will feature a Party member who very capably assists the heroes and earns the affection of one of the female leads. They've also requested my assistance as technical advisor for the role.

There'll still be sick people in 5 years.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is actually part of why I'm so anti-communist. Because the nature of democratizing production means that yes, like they point out, you absolutely have to be concerned about where resources are going. Why invest those millions making dumb movies when you could be diverting those funds to a new hospital or farm? Sure it may seem nice on paper but I don't want to be that nosy towards other people and I don't want others butting in on my business either.


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Geez, Bob, even I didn't expect you to be that tacky and heartless.

You really can't empathize with another soul can you? Not unless it's through a movie screen.

He probably thinks the women and girls that tried so hard to keep their human rights in Afghanistan will "be fine" when the Taliban takes over, as if the bad, bad Orange Man was a much bigger threat than the Taliban.

 

[Flexo]

Comrade Chapek tells me the next Marvel film will feature a Party member who very capably assists the heroes and earns the affection of one of the female leads. They've also requested my assistance as technical advisor for the role.

There'll still be sick people in 5 years.

OK then.

We'll splurge and give you 75 cents for your budget. Spend it wisely.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Chris is having a breakdown over the fact that he gets paid to sit in a chair in a climate-controlled environment. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

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At least he can still “chill” in his very hygienic home.
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When a person says “My kids eat off the floor at my house!” it implies the floor has been vacuumed sometime since they were born.

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Jesus, fuck. Invest in a roomba you lazy bastard.

@John Andrews Stan was nice enough to back up my recent post about Bob's refusal to hire editors, so I'll put it back up.

I mentioned it in the thread before, but [claiming not to want to hire editors due to being unable to provide a fair wage is] an absolutely pathetic excuse. Plenty of others on Youtube hire editors to help them get videos out faster and in better quality than they can do on their own. Now, we can have a debate on whether the algorithm that Youtube uses is healthy or not, but the fact is that as the system's set up now, you get more traffic if you put out content regularly and often. If you want to grow your channel, you need to be pumping out videos constantly, and getting an editor will help ease the load, delegating some of the gruntwork and letting you focus on creating new stuff.

On the flipside, if you neglect your channel for a long time, the algorithm stops recommending your videos. When Bobby was working for the Escapist, he rarely bothered uploading anything to his channel. For the entirety of 2020 pre-firing, all of his videos were reuploads of old Big Picture episodes, which is another big no-no for the algorithm. In 2019, he uploaded merely sixteen videos, almost half of which were reuploads. It's no surprise to me that he's struggling to break 50k views on most of his videos, or even 25k. (It doesn't help that his taste is plebeian and his analysis is trash, of course.)

The fact is that a lot of freelance editors are fine with what they're getting paid to edit Youtube videos. It's not a lot, but it's usually something they're working on in their spare time. They like getting to work with content creators they enjoy and being able to say "I helped make that." And given the current financial situation, having a bit of extra income is always appreciated. Nobody's holding a gun to their head and forcing them to accept a particular sum for their work; if they don't like it, they can always decline.

To put it another way, if Bob really cared about his "industry," he'd be doing what he could to increase the supply of jobs. Instead, he refuses, not out of some sense of morality, but because of his greed and sloth. Too greedy to part with a single of his Patreon bux, too lazy to actually do the work to hire some help.

Also he'd have to actually explain what he's talking about, something he's always been bad at.

Let's say he outsourced a video about Transformers, mainly talking about the difference between Optimus Prime and Megatron. But there are many versions of the characters, so which ones does Bob want to appear? The Gen 1 type until he talks about the movie, then them. Except he was talking about the 80s flick, not Michael Bay. But the editor doesn't know that, so the wrong images are used. People notice and Bob rages at the incompetent editor, instead of accepting he fucked up. And that would happen a lot.

The other bad scenario is the editor is ten times better than Bob (Not hard) and fixes all the errors, highlighting Bob's failures when he edits again. And he while he can handle being a lazy idiot, he can't handle people knowing he's one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He probably thinks the women and girls that tried so hard to keep their human rights in Afghanistan will "be fine" when the Taliban takes over, as if the bad, bad Orange Man was a much bigger threat than the Taliban.

To be fair, there are only so many hours in the day. After spending several of them lashing out at the “misogyny” and “sexism” directed at women living comfortably in the west, there’s not much time to think about how girls and women are treated like farm animals in the developing world. He has his priorities, you know!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Jesus, fuck. Invest in a roomba you lazy bastard.

Also he'd have to actually explain what he's talking about, something he's always been bad at.

Let's say he outsourced a video about Transformers, mainly talking about the difference between Optimus Prime and Megatron. But there are many versions of the characters, so which ones does Bob want to appear? The Gen 1 type until he talks about the movie, then them. Except he was talking about the 80s flick, not Michael Bay. But the editor doesn't know that, so the wrong images are used. People notice and Bob rages at the incompetent editor, instead of accepting he fucked up. And that would happen a lot.

The other bad scenario is the editor is ten times better than Bob (Not hard) and fixes all the errors, highlighting Bob's failures when he edits again. And he while he can handle being a lazy idiot, he can't handle people knowing he's one.

If Chris doesn't have a roomba, it's probably because his children would be constantly messing with it. I wonder if he even has a standard vacuum cleaner.

 

[Positron]

Disappointingly low-key so far. I was hoping for some impotent, quivering rage at the prospect of Blobert’s precious Thinkers getting the shit kicked out of them by obsolete Pashtun ghouls.

You don't insult Islam, or your SJW cred is done for. And the American military is so low in the Thinkers' measure of things they have to advertise Emma with Two Moms.

Recherche du temps perdu. I'll only do it ONCE.

Bobby is mad that people don't buy Keynesian economics / the Marxist concept of Capitalism crisis.

Plenty of people with a life of work experience will not agree that the more they earn, the more they return to the economy. If they sense they job prospect is shakey -- as when automation threatens to make them redundant -- people will save as much as they can. Bobby only thinks his way because he is brought up on a life of consoom and hasn't known one day of financial hardship.

Jeff Bezos is not a GOD-AWFUL human being like Henry Ford; Bezos hates Jews and gentiles equally:


Voter replacement. Bobby might be right that the spics and other coloreds that the Dem imports might turn against them, simply because they cannot stand the Dem's advocacy for sexual pathologies:




Speaking of conducts that are frowned upon, Bobby simps for a prostitute who part-times as a nurse:

If the whore wears the nursing uniform on OnlyFans, as is suggested by the pictures, then instant fire. No mercy.
If her employment contract stipulates no outside employment without permission, then instant fire. No mercy.

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Candice Owens urges parents to pull their kids out of a corrupt education system that do harm to kids. Bobby thinks the niggers and spics that would be left behind in schools would raise the average test scores.



Ask your brother Chris.

People are willing to sacrifice their own time to combat illiberal measures. Bobby mad.


Bimbo Politics slipped Bobby a DM, which rendered him even more incoherent.


And he couldn't stop simping for this troon:





If "a person is smart and people are dumb", then how come most modern scientific researches consist of a team of people, rather than isolated persons working on their own?

Retweeting an actor that no one cared about for 3 decades:

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The press is unfair to Suicide Squad, and Fat Angel attributes this to racism:


Poor, poor Hollywood. Someone please bail out James Gunn!!!!


Chinky MCU. Bobby thinks of a conspiracy in which Disney deliberately low-balls prediction figures so they could tell the world later that they've a "success story":


Disney totally has no intention to kiss up to China; no, they are gunning for the Chinese Diaspora market!

If Disney's market research were so sharp, why would they have to control expectations through press manipulation?


(10 minute video in which he is reputedly -- of course I haven't watch it -- salty about Sonic.)



A big adult infant talks about toys and cartoons.


He-Man and Kevin Smith




Dob Chipman:


Inclusive:


Chu-Chu thinks everyone is a loser like him, and the union of losers will engender "class consciousness":


Bobby cautions people not to interview him about incels:



"Aren't you glad you aren't Lindsay Ellis and I'm not Bob Chipman?"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

OK. Top hat time fam. This pisses me off royal. First off, to this Chaudhary faggot,

Spoiler: See this guy?

Fuck this guy.

Nice fucking advice retard. "RUN". Run? Run to fucking where? The airport is all but lost. We, the Americans, do not have control of it. Are they supposed to take a bus? Hide in the already Taliban controlled mountains? Take a train to Delhi so they can shit in your street too ? And the world watches in silence? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT AFGANISTAN BESIDES AMERICA?! The only reason we should care about it is that a child that was born a year after the war conflict started is now old enough to be drafted in the next war conflict. 20 years we've been sending our boys to die for goat fuckers who DO NOT WANT US THERE. What an insufferably empty fucking statement.

And now my eye turns to Bobbyboi.

I will agree with him insofar that the government was always probably gonna collapse and that's where that agreement stops.

Fuck you bob.

This specific outcome was not "always going to be the ending". Trump had a deal worked out, then the f curve happened, and then Biden decided to change the deal, with actual warlords, because fuck Drumpf. THEN he changed the date from the retardedly symbolic September 11th date to mid August because who needs to keep promises when you're the President? Couple that tomfoolery with the way this administration is handling itself, like apologizing to China because we is racist and sheeit when we confronted them about the Uygers or Joe's many old man moments, that shows we have no balls and you got a bunch of pissed off people who know that at the very worst there will be no greater pushback than what they've spent the last 20 years dealing with. Let's not forget that we've known the state was falling since LAST WEEK and Biden did NOTHING. He even admitted in his press conference today that they didn't do anything. Why? Because the government officials, that Joe also said weren't trustworthy or reliable I don't remember his exact wording, told him not to start the evacuation early and Joe complied with them. Americans and Afghan nationals who helped us are going to die because Joe will not follow anything set by the Trump administration, even an exit strategy.

Speaking of Vietnam 2.0, anybody else here remember when Biden said “There’s going to be no circumstance where you are going to see people being lifted off the roof of an embassy of the United States from Afghanistan.”? Oh no! Did I accidently link a Breitbart article with that same exact quote and a picture of a fucking chinook lifting people off the roof of the embassy? I hate it when that happens.

But back to Bob so I don't make this an A&H sperging.

What infuriates me the most about Bob's response is that his tone. That dejected, defeatist, and yet fucking smug tone. I believe fully that in Bob's mind he places the blame of all of this on Bush and Trump. You can almost hear the sorrow in his quivering jowels "I'm sorry Mr President Biden that you had to inherit such a curse as this". I will admit that Bush did start this with no definable plan other than "Beat Terrorism!". Then he flew a goddamned banner in year goddamned one. What the media or Bob and his ilk will never address is that Biden was there every step of the way and actively voting for war conflict. I shit you not, Biden said in his presser today that we were there in Afghanistan for far too long. WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER SAY A GODDAMNED THING UNTIL YOU WERE CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN? Will Bob ever actually have to confront this conundrum, having to square all these disparate facts? Hell no. He's too busy focusing on January 6th, vaccines, and consooming to ever ponder the world at large.

And the dipshit framed it in movie terms too...I'm sorry I'm just so tired of it all...

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't understand this man's thing with global conquest.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't understand this man's thing with global conquest.
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The answer is a resounding yes because they don't have a very, very vocal portion of their populace screeching about retarded shit like racism, patriarchy, trans rights, and colonialism. All that is shit that you screech about too Bob and yet for some reason cannot take China's cock out of your mouth.

 

[Wormy]

I don't think leftists in general, and SJWs in particular, are very keen on "letting people enjoy what they enjoy". What if the things they enjoy are bourgie decadence or worse?

Eat shit, I'm leftist and I'm fine with you enjoying what you enjoy long as you don't make me watch. I don't care if it's as bougie as wiping your ass with 100 dollar bills minted with the ink of extracted orphan tears.

To be fair, there are only so many hours in the day. After spending several of them lashing out at the “misogyny” and “sexism” directed at women living comfortably in the west, there’s not much time to think about how girls and women are treated like farm animals in the developing world. He has his priorities, you know!

Unlike Blobert, I work a full time job and I still find time to think about both. What's his excuse?

 

[Tronathon242]

I don't understand this man's thing with global conquest.
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The answer is a resounding yes because they don't have a very, very vocal portion of their populace screeching about retarded shit like racism, patriarchy, trans rights, and colonialism. All that is shit that you screech about too Bob and yet for some reason cannot take China's cock out of your mouth.

I'll say it again and probably a thousand times more: Bob is obsessed with what the elites want. They adore China and some of them outright state that they wish they could suppress dissidents like the CCP can. That social credit system is exactly what he wants implemented on the mayghouls. When the time comes, those Uyghur camps will also serve as a nice model to emulate on those he hates.

A world where China is dominant and its way of governance is the standard is a world he welcomes. The dissonance is indeed overwhelming here, but it must be that he thinks its okay to advocate for Lefty causes in America and implement the social credit system around them while celebrating the new glorious masters in Beijing as they brutally supress all non-Han minorities and alternative lifestyles in their domain. They are POCs after all, so they can do no wrong.

 

[Flexo]

The answer is a resounding yes because they don't have a very, very vocal portion of their populace screeching about retarded shit like racism, patriarchy, trans rights, and colonialism. All that is shit that you screech about too Bob and yet for some reason cannot take China's cock out of your mouth.

To quote an internet rando...

"The silk road? Yeah get ready to see King Leopold II look like a well-meaning hippie."

At this point I'm legitimately curious if China was bulldozing entire acreages of Africa and tossing blacks into mass graves, if Bobby would ever acknowledge that maybe they've gone off the deep end a little, or bemoan the fact that they're doing "the future" so much better than us.

Hope he can live that long.

Eat shit, I'm leftist and I'm fine with you enjoying what you enjoy long as you don't make me watch. I don't care if it's as bougie as wiping your ass with 100 dollar bills minted with the ink of extracted orphan tears.

Who knew it took being infected with rabies to finally get a leftie to be sensible.

Nah, I'm just playing with ya.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I don't understand this man's thing with global conquest.
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Because in Star Trek, they have a one world government, so he assumes that if one is put into place, it'll help bring about the superior future. You could point out that this would fuck over many countries in favor for a few and he'd tell you the people just need to leave and move to mega cities, which are also futuristic and therefore automatically good.

If it was in a movie he liked, chances are he wants it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Back after a week, and I'm glad to see Film Robert has not changed one iota.

I don't understand this man's thing with global conquest.
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Y'know the Uyghur Muslims? The ones China has been herding into camps and systemically exterminating for years now? That was just a warm-up. If the Afghans get too big for their britches, the Chinese will have no problems steamrolling them and eradicating entire towns wholesale. Something that, if the US did, we know you would gleefully join the chorus condemning.

At this point I'm legitimately curious if China was bulldozing entire acreages of Africa and tossing blacks into mass graves, if Bobby would ever acknowledge that maybe they've gone off the deep end a little, or bemoan the fact that they're doing "the future" so much better than us.

Hope he can live that long.

China hasn't reached Holodomor levels yet, but they're engaging in systemic neocolonization of Africa- putting entire nations in debt to them, plundering Africa's riches with no regard for environmental safety, and ensuring native Africans get squat in return. This is well-known, but the West has turned a blind eye because they like Chinese money (which may in fact be African money Chairman Winnie the Pooh has plundered.)

Bob will never acknowledge that his precious China can do wrong. Depending on how the Left leans, he may even support it. African Americans believe that African blacks have had it easy because they weren't enslaved in America and the West Indies, while African blacks think African Americans are lazy, entitled, and stupid. This means that if Chinese neocolonialism comes to light, groups like Black Lives Matter may begin taunting the Africans with phrases like "How do you like it?" Bob won't say anything in support, of course, but he will retweet such sentiments.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

By the end of the first episode He-Man is forced to sacrifice himself against Skeletor to prevent his friends dying in a magical explosion
By the end of the first episode It turns a once campy and magical setting into a grim and gritty dystopia where nearly all magic has died from said explosion.
By the end of the first episode It turns Teela into a angsty butch dyke stereotype that now hates Adam, her father, and her queen for keeping secrets and abandons the kingdom

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oh I forgot, and there's also this:
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hopefully you'd not need anymore details.

THIS^^^, this right here is why I hate modern female characters.

Can someone explain to me why today’s female characters are a bunch of self-righteous, angsty, whiny and hyper-sensitive bitches?

You can’t insult them, criticize them or even you can’t even voice your opinion about them. And if you do, you’re, ‘sexist’.

 

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thinking about the editor thing why the fuck this inbred would need one. his videos fucking suck because he fucking suck, his brain is broken and his takes are borderline mongoloid.
also you totally could pay a friend to teach you the basics and start on your own. i did that with a friend who teached me the basics of audacity and davinci. but for that blobbo would need to have a friend or someone who isnt repulsed by him.