Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You won't escape Bobby's stupidity this easily. I'll prepare a best-of collection for the last 3 days' worth of tweets, but not right now.
Thanks, man.
 
You won't escape Bobby's stupidity this easily. I'll prepare a best-of collection for the last 3 days' worth of tweets, but not right now.


I already struggle to tolerate his normal endless retardation spam without losing braincells to his horrible e-addiction. My brain might be waxed to frictionlessness too if I have to see all of that.

On the bright side, my sudden desire to eat crayons and stare blankly at curtains would allow me to understand what little goes on in his mcnugget clogged head.
 
Chris is having a breakdown over the fact that he gets paid to sit in a chair in a climate-controlled environment. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

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At least he can still “chill” in his very hygienic home.
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When a person says “My kids eat off the floor at my house!” it implies the floor has been vacuumed sometime since they were born.

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Yeah, I got some nasty personal problems too but almost no one knows about them because I haven't convinced myself random strangers I agreed with that one time care to hear me screaming into the void.

And if any of those people who follow you are actual Real Friends then just enough detail for virtual hugs but not enough detail to actually receive constructive comments is goddamn useless. If you're overselling for asspats then man the fuck up. If you're not overselling then stop taking selfies of yourself bearing a cross, sit down with a trusted friend in person (OMG but COVID will eat our faces!) and talk it out. Do something useful and quit with this sitting at a bus stop sighing loudly in the hopes that a passerby will ask you what's wrong.


I hadn't seen that right wall before. It sadly surpasses my expectations.

(Also, once again I had a brief moment where I wondered why all this furniture and junk was in the garage.)
 
Chris is having a breakdown over the fact that he gets paid to sit in a chair in a climate-controlled environment. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

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At least he can still “chill” in his very hygienic home.
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When a person says “My kids eat off the floor at my house!” it implies the floor has been vacuumed sometime since they were born.

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>when the shelf of freakish dolls is the 8th most horrifying thing about your livingroom
 
Chris is having a breakdown over the fact that he gets paid to sit in a chair in a climate-controlled environment. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

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When a person says “My kids eat off the floor at my house!” it implies the floor has been vacuumed sometime since they were born.

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Chris wouldn't HAVE to work like a dog as much if he DIDN'T TRY TO CHEAT THE IRS AND SPEND TENS OF THOUSANDS ON RENOVATING HIS KITCHEN. He also would have more liquidity if he laid off his liquids of choice.

Sure if what I think is going on is going on, meaning he has to do crunch time for a big project, that sucks. It can and will always suck absolute balls to work what looks like double and triple shifts for 80 hours a week.

But he's been at this for years, and companies worth a shit that have you do this have that extra work as temporary and you get paid serious bonuses. I think this waste of cells just wants to rationalize to himself why he should totally quit and live off of UBI and his dead as fuck streams or whatever he does.

Especially since if his job sucked shit and WASN'T paying him for overtime pay or giving him a bonus, he'd rage about that, and rightfully so.
 
Chris is having a breakdown over the fact that he gets paid to sit in a chair in a climate-controlled environment. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

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OK so I googled it and "FAT" is the Factory Acceptance Test, which is what he's losing his mind preparing for.

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@John Andrews Stan was nice enough to back up my recent post about Bob's refusal to hire editors, so I'll put it back up.

I mentioned it in the thread before, but [claiming not to want to hire editors due to being unable to provide a fair wage is] an absolutely pathetic excuse. Plenty of others on Youtube hire editors to help them get videos out faster and in better quality than they can do on their own. Now, we can have a debate on whether the algorithm that Youtube uses is healthy or not, but the fact is that as the system's set up now, you get more traffic if you put out content regularly and often. If you want to grow your channel, you need to be pumping out videos constantly, and getting an editor will help ease the load, delegating some of the gruntwork and letting you focus on creating new stuff.

On the flipside, if you neglect your channel for a long time, the algorithm stops recommending your videos. When Bobby was working for the Escapist, he rarely bothered uploading anything to his channel. For the entirety of 2020 pre-firing, all of his videos were reuploads of old Big Picture episodes, which is another big no-no for the algorithm. In 2019, he uploaded merely sixteen videos, almost half of which were reuploads. It's no surprise to me that he's struggling to break 50k views on most of his videos, or even 25k. (It doesn't help that his taste is plebeian and his analysis is trash, of course.)

The fact is that a lot of freelance editors are fine with what they're getting paid to edit Youtube videos. It's not a lot, but it's usually something they're working on in their spare time. They like getting to work with content creators they enjoy and being able to say "I helped make that." And given the current financial situation, having a bit of extra income is always appreciated. Nobody's holding a gun to their head and forcing them to accept a particular sum for their work; if they don't like it, they can always decline.

To put it another way, if Bob really cared about his "industry," he'd be doing what he could to increase the supply of jobs. Instead, he refuses, not out of some sense of morality, but because of his greed and sloth. Too greedy to part with a single of his Patreon bux, too lazy to actually do the work to hire some help.
 

TL;DW:
  • He-Man is a pretty goofy but fun franchise from the past
  • Revelations plus the She-Ra reboot has never made the outrage click machine on YouTube ever churn this hard and loud since Star Wars.
  • Yes, Kevin "the 20 year Weinstein associate" Smith did the Teela bait-and-switch but this is good cuz He-Man is boring and overpowered
  • Teela theoretically has more potential for character growth and could make a good story.
  • Why are guys still complaining, there's so much FANSERVICE!!!
  • Pretty sure the outrage channels big and small were gonna keep whining no matter what this show did.
  • "Way to live DOWN to the stereotype guys."-Robert Chipman

Striking while the iron is frozen solid, that's Bob for you. As much I'm personally fed up with the blind outrage for this show and the dime-a-dozen YouTubers that propagate it I can't ignore when Bob is being disingenuous. There's plenty of Merit to the hate, chief among them that Teela herself is absolutely insufferable most of the time. Even with all the fanservice in the world the show wont be saved from its own awful writing. Bob all in all is outraged at other outraged people who have the gall to complain to our Netflix overlords that the 80's nostaliga-bait is poorly pandering to more modern audiences.
 
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I'm of the "WWBM (Won't Watch Because Moviebob)" mentality.
I too don't really feel like listening to a mentally challenged Bahstahnian babble at 120% speed with cut pauses either. Especially since the only reason he did that was to crib notes off of a far more successful guy and to hide his raging mental retardation.
 

TL;DW:
  • He-Man is a pretty goofy but fun franchise from the past
  • Revelations plus the She-Ra reboot has never made the outrage click machine on YouTube ever churn this hard and loud since Star Wars.
  • Yes, Kevin "the 20 year Weinstein associate" Smith did the Teela bait-and-switch but this is good cuz He-Man is boring and overpowered
  • Teela theoretically has more potential for character growth and could make a good story.
  • Why are guys still complaining, there's so much FANSERVICE!!!
  • Pretty sure the outrage channels big and small were gonna keep whining no matter what this show did.
  • "Way to live DOWN to the stereotype guys."-Robert Chipman

Striking while the iron is frozen solid, that's Bob for you. As much I'm personally fed up with the blind outrage for this show and the dime-a-dozen YouTubers that propagate it I can't ignore when Bob is being disingenuous. There's plenty of Merit to the hate, chief among them that Teela herself is absolutely insufferable most of the time. Even with all the fanservice in the world the show wont be saved from its own awful writing. Bob all in all is outraged at other outraged people who have the gall to complain to our Netflix overlords that the 80's nostaliga-bait is pandering to more modern audiences.
someone needs to archive so that I can torture myself with it without giving blob any youtube clicks or having him contaminate my youtube recommended list.
 
When I need to relax and laugh at the absurdity of the world, Bob’s thread does the trick. But I take frequent, lengthy breaks from Bob because I find him less revolting when ingested in a quick shot rather than sipping from his putrid waters every day. I simply cannot fathom how demoralizing it must be to be him. Chris is suicidal but fuck, all he has to do is look at his brother to get a burst of “There but for the grace of Sky Daddy go I” gratitude.
 
Oh my God, it's just like the meme.
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That meme speaks the truth though.

TL;DW:
  • He-Man is a pretty goofy but fun franchise from the past
  • Revelations plus the She-Ra reboot has never made the outrage click machine on YouTube ever churn this hard and loud since Star Wars.
  • Yes, Kevin "the 20 year Weinstein associate" Smith did the Teela bait-and-switch but this is good cuz He-Man is boring and overpowered
  • Teela theoretically has more potential for character growth and could make a good story.
  • Why are guys still complaining, there's so much FANSERVICE!!!
  • Pretty sure the outrage channels big and small were gonna keep whining no matter what this show did.
  • "Way to live DOWN to the stereotype guys."-Robert Chipman

Striking while the iron is frozen solid, that's Bob for you. As much I'm personally fed up with the blind outrage for this show and the dime-a-dozen YouTubers that propagate it I can't ignore when Bob is being disingenuous. There's plenty of Merit to the hate, chief among them that Teela herself is absolutely insufferable most of the time. Even with all the fanservice in the world the show wont be saved from its own awful writing. Bob all in all is outraged at other outraged people who have the gall to complain to our Netflix overlords that the 80's nostaliga-bait is pandering to more modern audiences.
Honestly, after that shit finale, I hope Skeletor destroys everything.
 
  • Yes, Kevin "the 20 year Weinstein associate" Smith did the Teela bait-and-switch but this is good cuz He-Man is boring and overpowered
He never watched any of the previous media, did he?

  • Teela theoretically has more potential for character growth and could make a good story.
Blank pieces of paper have tons of potential. Yet some of them end up with a MovieBob script on them.

  • Why are guys still complaining, there's so much FANSERVICE!!!
Oh my God there are days when I hope he discovers a Rule 34 repository and somehow dies in a fatal overwanking incident.
 
Striking while the iron is frozen solid, that's Bob for you. As much I'm personally fed up with the blind outrage for this show and the dime-a-dozen YouTubers that propagate it I can't ignore when Bob is being disingenuous. There's plenty of Merit to the hate, chief among them that Teela herself is absolutely insufferable most of the time. Even with all the fanservice in the world the show wont be saved from its own awful writing. Bob all in all is outraged at other outraged people who have the gall to complain to our Netflix overlords that the 80's nostaliga-bait is pandering to more modern audiences.
I never saw the original, so how bad is the reboot?
 
I'm of the "WWBM (Won't Watch Because Moviebob)" mentality.
Fair enough.
someone needs to archive so that I can torture myself with it without giving blob any youtube clicks or having him contaminate my youtube recommended list.
Apologies for not doing my due diligence. here:


Honestly, after that shit finale, I hope Skeletor destroys everything.
Same, better than Teela becoming the next sorceress and her black buttbuddy as the next He-Man. cant wait for the other 5 episodes to see how they fuck it up.
He never watched any of the previous media, did he?
I don't doubt he was a big He-Man consoomer in his youth, but when all Bob can do is vaguely reference a few episodes to make a point in his videos it does reek of wikipedia research.
I never saw the original, so how bad is the reboot?
By the end of the first episode He-Man is forced to sacrifice himself against Skeletor to prevent his friends dying in a magical explosion
By the end of the first episode It turns a once campy and magical setting into a grim and gritty dystopia where nearly all magic has died from said explosion.
By the end of the first episode It turns Teela into a angsty butch dyke stereotype that now hates Adam, her father, and her queen for keeping secrets and abandons the kingdom to go mope and merc around with her black buttbuddy

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oh I forgot, and there's also this:
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hopefully you'd not need anymore details.
 
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KF is extremely unstable at the moment so I'll just dump the latest payload. The old tweets come later.

So, has Blobbert commented yet on the ongoing clusterfuck in Afghanistan, or is he like all Twitter BlueCheckmark Biden simps (and the Biden admin itself, apparently) just pretending it doesn't exist?

Only these so far:
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Sir Robert the White feels the need to call the cops because someone sullied his damsel's innocence.
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Bobby is 40 yet by every mental metric he is still a baby.

Free money:
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(Article from The Hill.)


Bobby explains why he doesn't hire anyone:
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"I don't want to perpetuate a predatory system", I see Bobby's still trying to cozy up Breadtubers. Tard springs eternal.

Nick Parrott's detractor slams on MCU, and for this reason he is "the worst f***ing people apart from the MAGAsphere"
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I don't think leftists in general, and SJWs in particular, are very keen on "letting people enjoy what they enjoy". What if the things they enjoy are bourgie decadence or worse?

Feedback from his review of He-Man.
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