Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Valeyard]

If it was in a movie he liked, chances are he wants it.

Bob cites RoboCop as his favourite movie, and I guarantee that he missed the satire and sees OCP as being the good guys

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

THIS^^^, this right here is why I hate modern female characters.

Can someone explain to me why today’s female characters are a bunch of self-righteous, angsty, whiny and hyper-sensitive bitches?

Because they are created by a bunch of self-righteous, angsty, whiny and hyper-sensitive bitches.

No, seriously. Every person who squeals about Muh Representation who gets a chance to put Muh Representation in media inevitably makes a self-righteous, angsty, whiny and hyper-sensitive bitch. They get mad when people don't like said bitch because not liking that self-insert is tantamount to disliking the person who made the self-insert. And how can you not like them?

 

[Positron]

Christie's Angel:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Granted it has been a while since I lurked on MovieBob, but the recent tweets I’ve seen have him sounding like a soulless contrarian. Contrarians at least have some self awareness as to what they do, but Bob is just making it too obvious.

Even with the film references, he just seems as of late more bland with his critiquing that he just parrots from Gimmick Accounts on Twitter for some reason.

 

[UserAccess]

Chris is having a breakdown over the fact that he gets paid to sit in a chair in a climate-controlled environment. He should be thanking his lucky stars.

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At least he can still “chill” in his very hygienic home.
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When a person says “My kids eat off the floor at my house!” it implies the floor has been vacuumed sometime since they were born.

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If you direct your eyes right of center, bottom quadrant, you'll note the appearance of a broom.

I have three theories about this broom and where it's placed.

1. It's a passive aggressive maneuver. One of the parental land whales left it out in the open as a *subtle* reminder to clean this dump before the state condemns it.

2. One of those Chiplings assumes it's a toy because its use hasn't been properly modeled by either parent.

3. One of these fat turds attempted to clean with it and suffered an undiagnosed, mild stroke and gave up halfway to that couch.

It's not the cockroaches that disgust me; it's the fact that these people have seen so many that they're clearly indifferent to them.

 

[NickDigger]

TL;DW:

• He-Man is a pretty goofy but fun franchise from the past
• Revelations plus the She-Ra reboot has never made the outrage click machine on YouTube ever churn this hard and loud since Star Wars.
• Yes, Kevin "the 20 year Weinstein associate" Smith did the Teela bait-and-switch but this is good cuz He-Man is boring and overpowered
• Teela theoretically has more potential for character growth and could make a good story.
• Why are guys still complaining, there's so much FANSERVICE!!!
• Pretty sure the outrage channels big and small were gonna keep whining no matter what this show did.
• "Way to live DOWN to the stereotype guys."-Robert Chipman

Striking while the iron is frozen solid, that's Bob for you. As much I'm personally fed up with the blind outrage for this show and the dime-a-dozen YouTubers that propagate it I can't ignore when Bob is being disingenuous. There's plenty of Merit to the hate, chief among them that Teela herself is absolutely insufferable most of the time. Even with all the fanservice in the world the show wont be saved from its own awful writing. Bob all in all is outraged at other outraged people who have the gall to complain to our Netflix overlords that the 80's nostaliga-bait is pandering to more modern audiences.

Over a decade of making shitty youtube videos and Bob still thinks no one can hear the audible as fuck hard cuts in his voice over.

For a "film buff" he's done an exemplary job at not figuring out kindergarten-tier basics of video production.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Christie's Angel:
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Burning 400 calories 2 days a week? That's nothing, especially compared to what he eats. Working out is 25% exercise and 75% diet. Even if you train for 12 hours a day (nuts, I know), you'll never get anywhere if your eating habits are shitty. For example, drinking cheap beer is one easy way to sabotage your gainz.

Normally, I don't poke fun at fat people working out in the gym. But Chris is just putting on a dog-and-pony show here. He is fundamentally unserious about his new fitness program.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Burning 400 calories 2 days a week? That's nothing, especially compared to what he eats. Working out is 25% exercise and 75% diet. Even if you train for 12 hours a day (nuts, I know), you'll never get anywhere if your eating habits are shitty. For example, drinking cheap beer is one easy way to sabotage your gainz.

Normally, I don't poke fun at fat people working out in the gym. But Chris is just putting on a dog-and-pony show here. He is fundamentally unserious about his new fitness program.

A little power leveling here. I go to the gym at least four times a week and have been walking a mile to and from there as a warm-up. I hit the weights and the treadmill, which is about 45 minutes to an hour for each. My diet is far from ideal (though I imagine better than Chris') so the weight loss is incremental. Take my word when I say that Chris is not going to lose weight on an elliptical if he doesn't change his diet and/or pay a trainer to draw up a routine.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Hahaha... ah, what a pathetic faggot. Planet Fitness, too. At least he is honest about his excerise though unlike Bob "I bench 300 on 3 sets of ten" Chipman.

 

[Positron]

This is not the first time that Chris paid for a fitness program.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Because they are created by a bunch of self-righteous, angsty, whiny and hyper-sensitive bitches.

No, seriously. Every person who squeals about Muh Representation who gets a chance to put Muh Representation in media inevitably makes a self-righteous, angsty, whiny and hyper-sensitive bitch. They get mad when people don't like said bitch because not liking that self-insert is tantamount to disliking the person who made the self-insert. And how can you not like them?

this whole business of "muh repreeeeeeesentation" has gone way off the rails. Back in the day, it was probably played off as well-meaning because blek kids in the pits of racist-induced despair in the heart of the inner city would assume Only Whitey can do The Things, so we have to show niggos doing the things or they will just think only whitey is ALLOWED to do The Things.

But now it's so out of whack, that even people around here are crying that people "need to see themselves in media".

BULLSHIT.

Did I need to see myself (or someone that 'looks like me') in He-man? Star Trek? Transformers?

NO. No I fucking Didn't.

But idiocy like this that Bob and his senpais promulgate, is just going to lead to the death of empathy and therefore result in more racism, because kids will be TAUGHT that they CANNOT empathize with or identify with someone that does NOT look like them.

 

[jason analberg]

Why is his TV so high up? It looks so uncomfortable to watch, like you have to crane your head up all the way to the ceiling to watch it. It's almost touching the fucking ceiling.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Bobert is older than me. And yet as time goes by and I visit his thread I understand his constant sperging on twitter about children's toys and shows less and less. Over the years me and my friends succeeded, failed and rebuilt while he spent his life on twitter and stayed the same - fortunes and families were built and lost over the couple of years since I've found this blob of anger and pretentiousness. Human beings that were not on this earth now walk, smile, talk, laugh, scream for candy and make absurdly large shits. I now barely understand his anger over trivia and entertainment, his need to be heard and acknowledged by strangers, his drive to challenge or one up any and all ideas he comes across scrolling Twitter. I am ceaselessly amazed by how constant and unchanging he is, how predictable his rants and takes are, and how prolific he is when it comes to producing it.
Over the years my perception of him went from being a carnival mirror image of what I could become if I fucked up to an utterly puzzling creature, and I couldn't be happier for that change.

Also - lmao, as if any Chipman would have trouble passing FAT with flying colours.

 

[cypocryphy]

Of course Bob loves a quote about people being stupid. He is definitely a more sociopathic version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Bobert is older than me. And yet as time goes by and I visit his thread I understand his constant sperging on twitter about children's toys and shows less and less. Over the years me and my friends succeeded, failed and rebuilt while he spent his life on twitter and stayed the same - fortunes and families were built and lost over the couple of years since I've found this blob of anger and pretentiousness. Human beings that were not on this earth now walk, smile, talk, laugh, scream for candy and make absurdly large shits. I now barely understand his anger over trivia and entertainment, his need to be heard and acknowledged by strangers, his drive to challenge or one up any and all ideas he comes across scrolling Twitter. I am ceaselessly amazed by how constant and unchanging he is, how predictable his rants and takes are, and how prolific he is when it comes to producing it.
Over the years my perception of him went from being a carnival mirror image of what I could become if I fucked up to an utterly puzzling creature, and I couldn't be happier for that change.

I fell ya, Bob is also a pretty personal lolcow to me. I've followed him since his original game overthinker days. Back then when I was young and impressionable and more stupid, I genuinely thought he was a great content creator. Hell, do you want some sort of sad entertainment? Go watch the first ten or so game overthinker episodes and then watch something he's made recently, it's like seeing two different people. Watching him slowly loose his mind this past decade and change though has been one part hilarious and one part disturbing. It's been like watching the anti-verse version of me slowly make all the wrong life decisions.

 

[TowinKarz]

Of course Bob loves a quote about people being stupid. He is definitely a more sociopathic version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

"And the modern world is the worst timeline ever. I've been a loyal customer for years and I deserve more."

Burning 400 calories 2 days a week? That's nothing, especially compared to what he eats. Working out is 25% exercise and 75% diet. Even if you train for 12 hours a day (nuts, I know), you'll never get anywhere if your eating habits are shitty. For example, drinking cheap beer is one easy way to sabotage your gainz.

Normally, I don't poke fun at fat people working out in the gym. But Chris is just putting on a dog-and-pony show here. He is fundamentally unserious about his new fitness program.

It's the bliss of ignorance and self-appointed expertise...... sure, "400" sounds like a big number. $400 would be a windfall, 400 cars is a LOT of traffic, 400 pounds is almost your standard "Big Heavy Object" in any daily encounter or sight-gag joke.

So 400 calories is a LOT right? Means I did A LOT of work, right?

Mmmm hummm.... until you flip over to the back of the label and realize your 400 calorie effort just walked off maybe 1/3 of a bowl of ice cream..... which is fine, if you weren't having three of those a day.....

 

[Mr Snek]

It's the bliss of ignorance and self-appointed expertise...... sure, "400" sounds like a big number. $400 would be a windfall, 400 cars is a LOT of traffic, 400 pounds is almost your standard "Big Heavy Object" in any daily encounter or sight-gag joke.

So 400 calories is a LOT right? Means I did A LOT of work, right?

Mmmm hummm.... until you flip over to the back of the label and realize your 400 calorie effort just walked off maybe 1/3 of a bowl of ice cream..... which is fine, if you weren't having three of those a day.....

Yeah 400 isn't much, 400 calories should be something you lose daily from exercise. Honestly thought, at Bob and Chris's size they'll lose huge amounts of weight just by going for regular walks and cutting down on the junkfood. All it takes is a little self control, which is likely more than the Chipman bros can manage.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I fell ya, Bob is also a pretty personal lolcow to me. I've followed him since his original game overthinker days. Back then when I was young and impressionable and more stupid, I genuinely thought he was a great content creator. Hell, do you want some sort of sad entertainment? Go watch the first ten or so game overthinker episodes and then watch something he's made recently, it's like seeing two different people. Watching him slowly loose his mind this past decade and change though has been one part hilarious and one part disturbing. It's been like watching the anti-verse version of me slowly make all the wrong life decisions.

That hit me right in the feels. Bob in the earliest of GO days was the kind of guy we all knew. Sure, he was fat but what about it? He liked some vidya a bit more than the rest of us but it was a harmless hobby. He's out doing some skits, trying comedy, doing community theater in the weekends but a guy's got to have a hobby and it's more creative than sitting in front of the tube all day.

It was far easier to relate to him because he was a quirky guy in his mid 20's that didn't win the genetic lottery and didn't take himself too seriously. I could imagine an early 20's Bob getting too Bobb-y at a bar and his drinking buddies taking him down a peg. Because we all know someone that could be a potential Bob.

I followed Bob at the escapist, found him at the same time as Yahtzee and listened to his movie recs but since he had a labor contract for doing what he did in his spare time suddenly he became a bigshot and then you realize that the guy who was a live and let live nerd was just faking it until he could rub in your face he was killing it in the media industry.

Then you get angry when you realize he was always an asshole (first you get angry at him, then at yourself for not seeing it sooner) but you can't confront him since he's a bigshot now and won't give you the time of day.

Finally it seems that his 15 minutes are up and he's clinging to that fame for dear life. At first you get a sense of shadenfreude, smug satisfaction than in the past decade you did your daily grind and have the house, the wife and the kids to show for it while he's still dancing for pennies.
He has wasted his life and has nothing to show for it. No clean break can save him and he's stuck in the hell he has created for himself.

The final stages set in when you feel shame and dread: it could have been you; no one stopped bob from sabotaging his life and now you only watch him from afar as a cautionary tale of living in your own bubble and the dangers of almost fame.

 

[Flexo]

Then you get angry when you realize he was always an asshole (first you get angry at him, then at yourself for not seeing it sooner) but you can't confront him since he's a bigshot now and won't give you the time of day.

Like I've said before, I knew him before even then, when all he had was a shitty blogpost site to his name. He had some potential every time you saw he wouldn't take himself too seriously...

Then he'd drop a line like complaining about a movie having a budget (there should be NO constraints on the artist) or how religious people were always on the verge of sacrificing other humans and you'd realize that something was off about the guy...

And these are the days he'd go onto right-wing film sites and actually engage in disagreements.

 

[Tronathon242]

"And the modern world is the worst timeline ever. I've been a loyal customer for years and I deserve more."


It's the bliss of ignorance and self-appointed expertise...... sure, "400" sounds like a big number. $400 would be a windfall, 400 cars is a LOT of traffic, 400 pounds is almost your standard "Big Heavy Object" in any daily encounter or sight-gag joke.

So 400 calories is a LOT right? Means I did A LOT of work, right?

Mmmm hummm.... until you flip over to the back of the label and realize your 400 calorie effort just walked off maybe 1/3 of a bowl of ice cream..... which is fine, if you weren't having three of those a day.....

To powerlevel just a bit, 300 calories on an elliptical is what I do just to warm up in addition to the rest of my four day a week gym routine.

400 calories would be a lot if he went on a subsistence diet. Problem is, he'll just come back home and waste all of his progess with a few beers. Lord knows he won't kick that habit. Of course he won't be very serious about this. You have to see going to the gym as an absolute necessity that you feel shitty about not going through with. He won't have that change of mindset because consoomption is the driving force of Chipman men these days.