US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Man, I'm tired about hearing about this. I just wanna echo Hollywood Hulk and see the results. I'm of the belief that there wasn't election meddling in the form many think. You had a media barrage of negative news and mail in votes that were sent in well before even the debates started. At most, I think they'll find a small number of machine errors but not much else. However, lets talk about the electoral college and the census coinciding with an influx and funneling of illegal immigrants to other states.

Isn't lying about the President for five years a form of election meddling?

And also the fake ballots and dead people voting. Ah whatever.

 

[make_it_so]

Let's not forget that GOP is here to tell us the truth.
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PLEASE heffer. RUN for Governor.
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Who voted to impeach Trump? That's right your bitch ass.

The only people I hate more than the incompetent assclowns running the Biden administration are the incompetent VichyCons like Kinzinger, Cheney, and Romney.

 

[XYZpdq]

Hey! Satan is smart, that is what makes it dangerous according to the religious.

and tbf most pop culture satans cackle like an asshole at basically any given opportunity

It is Takei by far.

Takei had one bit role, in reality he was a nobody until Star Trek 2.

he was also Japanese Guy #3 going AHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE in a bunch of the early Toho dubs, you can really spot him in Rodan

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Isn't lying about the President for five years a form of election meddling?

And also the fake ballots and dead people voting. Ah whatever.

Listen, until I see something more solid I'm gonna lean toward the path of least resistance. Judging by the competency displayed in the Democratic party these past few months, I refuse to believe that they are coordinated enough to pull off a heist of this magnitude. Side note, if we see states that get more electoral votes and they are one of the states that got funneled illegals, foreign interference is a very strong argument; stronger than election meddling. Mostly because the census only happens every two terms of presidency.

and tbf most pop culture satans cackle like an asshole at basically any given opportunity

Uhh, Kamala, are you the real leader of pizzagate?

 

[Meat Target]

Isn't lying about the President for five years a form of election meddling?

Not when they do it, because the ends justify the means.

 

[make_it_so]

I just heard that Joe Biden is on "Vacation".

Vacation from what?! Jesus Christ.

Accountability.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Just an all around disappointment. I hate seeing all this happen.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

I can’t think of a single reason why North Korea, China, and Russia wouldn’t take this opportunity to fuck with Biden as much as possible. The US is an international joke, the entire WH is on “vacation” (not that you’d notice any difference), and I’m sure morale among our troops is at the lowest it’s ever been.

Imagine Lil Kim firing off another test missile, China sending an naval armada to the Taiwan strait, and Russian troops toeing the borders of their Western neighbors?

I think we’d actually see Joepedo’s soul leave his body on live TV.

 

[Dona Morte]

Leon Panetta compares this to the Bay of Pigs and recommends Biden take responsibility. I do not know anything about him.

 

[JosephStalin]

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The 150 the plane is designed to carry are fully-equipped paratroopers. These people are rather smaller. C-17 max, least unclassified, is 171,000 pounds. Those 640 people would have needed to weigh 267 pounds each to reach 171,000 pounds. Plane went to Qatar, not to the USA.

Saw the clip of the body hanging out of the plane. Feel sorry for the ground people who will need to clean out and repair the wheelwells.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

I think we’d actually see Joepedo’s soul leave his body on live TV.

Would we or would the lid last a month?

 

[Garm]

Well in other news, I just fucking found out Jimmy Carter is STILL ALIVE. He's 96.

I bet he is more lucid than Joe.

Carter was still building houses for Habitat for Humanity. He is a far better man than Biden. Probably would have done better at the Afghanistan withdrawal at his advance age as well.

 

[XYZpdq]

I can’t think of a single reason why North Korea, China, and Russia wouldn’t take this opportunity to fuck with Biden as much as possible. The US is an international joke, the entire WH is on “vacation” (not that there’s any difference), and I’m sure morale among our troops is at the lowest it’s ever been.

Imagine Lil Kim firing off another test missile, China sending an naval armada to the Taiwan strait, and Russian troops toeing the borders of their Western neighbors?

I think we’d actually see Joepedo’s soul leave his body on live TV.

oh yeah if I was China I'd def occupy a random shithole island that maybe a few birds live on or something and is maybe a hundred square feet of real estate just to put my toe over the line right now

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

This is autistic but this shit is reminding me of the motivation for the "villains" in the movie The Rock. If I was in the military at any point during Afghanistan I would be looking for any reason to hold a private one on one meeting with the retarded generals in charge of this shit or looking to see what stuff in the armory isn't secured. I have a co-worker who was in Afghanistan and he has looked pissed enough to kill an elephant with his bare hands for the last few days.

I have said for awhile that I would not blame a single soldier for going full Ed Harris from the "The Rock". Our government has fucked over soldiers for as long as I have been alive.

 

[Chris Chad]

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No mean tweets, guys.

So they're gonna win in the end as well?

 

[Meat Target]

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Leon Panetta compares this to the Bay of Pigs and recommends Biden take responsibility. I do not know anything about him.

Panetta was Obama's SecDef/CIA director, and Bill Clinton's WH Chief of Staff.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

this posted yet?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Gehenna]

this posted yet?

Spoiler: NSFW

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You know.... I am just a jaded enough bastard to lowkey hope they are found by the Taliban,

 

[X Prime]

Leave it be, he has been nursing a grudge for me reporting him for going "BET ME BRO" repeatedly and going off on wild tangents ever since I did back during the election. I was, rightfully, told to go fuck myself for it and revised my view of acceptable Farms etiquette. But he has insisted it was for not liking Trump enough or some shit.

Eh, whatever helps him sleep at night, I guess.

He does that shit a lot. He gets mad at people giving him negative thread ratings, deflects from it by claiming he's getting mad because people are supposedly going through his profile negrating his posts, then gets caught doing the exact same thing:



It's really quite funny.

 

[Exterminatus]

Panetta was Obama's SecDef/CIA director, and Bill Clinton's WH Chief of Staff.

It's kinda funny watching these Obama-era guys coming out stick to their daggers into Biden when he's at such a weak point. Snakes fighting snakes. Makes me think that some of the stories about Biden and Obama not getting along that well had a little fire under the smoke.