US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Only A Retard Sometimes said:
This is supposedly a soldiers kit that was left at the airport. just to illustrate the amount of money being left behind because that is 50,000 dollars of gear. the GPNVG's retail at 40k alone. the 416 is several thousand. the helmet is probable one of the fancy level 4 ones so thats atleast another 1k.
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I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!

I PAID FOR THAT SHIT. IT'S MINE!! DON'T LEAVE IT FOR SOME MOP HEAD TO TAKE. FUCKING FUCK!!
 
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How it started to how it ended.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Jesus, they couldn't take the 10 seconds to stomp them.

That better have been dropped by a hadji and not by anyone from the US, because that's fucking disgraceful.
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nah good chance its US but also might be german too now that i think about it. US special forces have mostly dropped the HK416 because they were clapped out old guns and that one looks newish.
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>women
>that adam's apple and bulge
That's probably some shitpost but if not the Taliban have probably found their compromise for getting rid of Bacha Bazi.
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they want so bad to be women but also make sure to take off their pants and get hard before a picture.
 
Only A Retard Sometimes said:
nah good chance its US but also might be german too now that i think about it. US special forces have mostly dropped the HK416 because they were clapped out old guns and that one looks newish.

they want so bad to be women but also make sure to take off their pants and get hard before a picture.
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I've been saying it for a long while. We should take the Japanese approach with troons. You can't be a woman until you lop your cock and balls off.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Milley and Austin should be taken out to the back of the Pentagon and "retired" with a .45 ACP round to the back of the head for pulling this shit in Minecraft.

At least 30 years ago they'd have had the decency to commit suicide in their offices.
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"You know, in some ancient civilizations, men who had failed as completely and utterly as you have would fall on their swords."
 
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>tfw no Asian gf said:
Before the farms went down I made a post asking about how bad the midterms are going to look like for the dems, the general responses that I got were that shit was looking rather grim for them and that they might try to, ahem, re-fortify the elections, well they better fortify this bitch harder than the Maginot Line because with each passing day this Afganistan situation gets worse and worse, this whole thing made the entire administration look like complete and utter retards, they tried going into hiding and when they realized that that wouldn't work they had to wrangle in Biden in stage to make one of the worst speeches I've ever heard, it was just him trying to pass the blame to someone else while also trying to get all the glory of pulling out of the war, everything about this is an optics disaster for everyone involved, fucking blue checkmarks are starting to make unconfortable questions on Twitter, and the worst thing is that this is just the beggining, the entire world saw the US get humiliated by literal inbred cavemen with outdated guns, this wilm probably enbolden all the enemies of the US across the world.
All of this happened because Biden, or more accuarately, his handlers, wanted an optics victory by getting out of the country on the anniversary of 9/11. Never thougt I would see the government of the strongest nation on earth fuck up this badly, it really feels like the late Roman Empire now.
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I'm expecting things to go back to the same old cycle of bitching about the orangeman and sucking off the big "D". Unfortunately I'm not sure if this will hurt his credibility in the long run (even though this should damage if not destroy it) as there are still enough "fact checkers" and whatnot that will do the same with Biden that they did with Obama. Which is to say white wash history to say Joe he descended from the heavens on a golden cloud in order to save all the "true Americans" and under his squnty gaze and nothing wrong ever happened.

Even knowing that the handful of Jurnos, checkmarks and glowies that are defending Joe are basically paid shills, it still astounds me how someone can try to tell you that he's been in charge since the first day in office, but now that the greasy shit has hit the proverbial industrial fan he's not responsible in any way shape or form. No crawling out of his crypt to point a gnarled finger and sluring out "TRUMPS FAULT" before stumbling back to hide isn't leadership. The boat has no captain (or bridge staff), but the passengers are just sweating nervously and saying "haha this is fine".

Although I must say I am looking forward to watching the MSM slowly morphing the message to: Escaped capital insurrectionist personaly lead Taliban forces into conquering Afghanistan before mowing down hundreds of fleeing children" in the next couple weeks. .
 
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Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
Let's say Joe is 25thed...how do they frame it? Do they actually spill the beans that Joe has been sick all this time? Do they try and garner sympathy?
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"This disaster that Trump left Biden has harmed his health both mentally and physically.
Despite his best efforts and amazing work accomplished so far, Biden has decided to step down as he acknowledges others in the room in whom he has full confidence of their tenacity, intelligence, and cunning.
This is not a shameful retreat nor a pathetic end; Joseph Biden has dedicated his life to serve his country as he best knew how. A lifetime of work and accomplishments in the halls of democracy prove his worth and speak volumes on his resolve.
The best kind of leadership is the one that acknowledges when it's best to let other admirable patriots take the wheel. This is not an ousting, this is a premature passing of the torch.
This is not Nixon 2.0 and this does not tarnish his life's work or impeccable reputation. Together, we will pick up where Joe left off and we will build back better."
 
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Video that surfaced of what appears to be the corpse of one of the wheel people caught in the wheel well at cruising speed

This is worse optics than the people falling off the planes holy shit

No source for now, found it on a telegram channel
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Need an edit of this with "Scatmans World" playing over it.
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
Sounds like prime intel for an ambush, not that I wish that.
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So we're heading for not only a Fall of Saigon reboot, but also an Iranian Hostage Crisis and Benghazi reboot? Three international incidents for the price of one?
 
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I voted for Trump. I would vote for him again. There are things I don't like about him. I don't always agree with him and that is the way it should be. When he "lost" the election, I vowed I would not become an HHH type. I would not become a rabid, ineffectually posturing retard for four years. I opted to hunker down and get supplied. Ride it out. Or as Sun Tzu said, "If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." For seven months, I have been watching the bodies float by, but the quagmire of the past several days ... At this point, I can't predict shit because Clown World cannot be predicted. Clown World just happens.
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Ita Mori said:
"This disaster that Trump left Biden has harmed his health both mentally and physically.
Despite his best efforts and amazing work accomplished so far, Biden has decided to step down as he acknowledges others in the room in whom he has full confidence of their tenacity, intelligence, and cunning.
This is not a shameful retreat nor a pathetic end; Joseph Biden has dedicated his life to serve his country as he best knew how. A lifetime of work and accomplishments in the halls of democracy prove his worth and speak volumes on his resolve.
The best kind of leadership is the one that acknowledges when it's best to let other admirable patriots take the wheel. This is not an ousting, this is a premature passing of the torch.
This is not Nixon 2.0 and this does not tarnish his life's work or impeccable reputation. Together, we will pick up where Joe left off and we will build back better."
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”…also, in honor of the legacy of our 45th President, President Kamala Harris will sign Executive Orders forgiving all outstanding Student Loans, as well as paying reparations to every single African-American. This was President Biden’s last wish before going comatose, and was communicated verbally to Kamala in an empty, locked room with no other witnesses.”
 
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