US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CarlosDanger]

My governor STILL hasn't gotten a call back. It got to the point both my federal senators have inquired as well. Silence.

That is fucked up. According to sources on the Hill, the "Biden Administration" only started talking about this problem in the last 24 hours.

 

[Merry]

That won't last forever. Right now they are worried about being assaulted, a sudden crackdown. The longer that -doesn't- materialize, the bolder they will get.

Time will tell, I'm not sure either way long term. But for now they 100% don't want real trouble

 

[Gehenna]

That is fucked up. According to sources on the Hill, the "Biden Administration" only started talking about this problem in the last 24 hours.

It's all hands on deck over here in the political analysis world as well. I was hauled out of bed and asked to come in at 8 AM. It's now 1AM, and I haven't left the office. Getting a steady stream of info which can really be summarized as "What the fuck is Washington doing?"

 

[CarlosDanger]

Taliban doesn't seem to be causing any problems for any foreigners at the moment

Honestly they're in the best position imaginable in every way and the only way to change that would be to shoot random foreigners or take hostages without good cause and tarnish their new administration as it starts

If that British retard on /pol/ can take selfies with them and they'll escort his gay little UN convoy to a safehouse, then you'll be fine too if you were respectful

They have agreed not to fuck with the airport, these people aren't at the airport. The Taliban have setup checkpoints leading up to the airport itself. They are kind of stuck and the Taliban isn't going to sit around forever, reports are executions have already begun and that the Taliban are making lists and sending letters to Christians in the middle of the night that they would be back when the Americans were gone.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I'm pretty sure Putin and Kim have both independently referred to the US as "schizophrenic" and one reason they don't like trying to work things out. The change from Trump to Biden has certainly justified the notion domestically and abroad.

I think Faisal Saeed Al-Mutar said it in an interview with Dave Rubin that it has to due with the electoral process. Every 4 to 8 years, the entire direction of US's foreign policy can and does change, which makes arranging agreements longer than 4 years difficult. Meanwhile, those dictatorships can make agreements that can last 30 years.

 

[Constellationzero]

In a very terrible irony we have come full circle

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You actually GET THIS.

My wife has been concerned all day. She keeps saying that we're pretty fucked here. These assclowns keep gutting the 2nd amendment, they punish any self-defense--Christ--got a kid in Public School? Are they bullied? Spread your cheeks Goatse style because you're NOT ALLOWED to say ANYTHING BAD.

And one thing: I told her, yanno, we have a nuclear power plant in our neighboring county. And since my childhood, they never shut up about that power plant getting ventilated by terrorist. And, yeah...they're right. We could have a 3 Mile Island or a Pripyat in my area, courtesy of dIvErSiTy.
But I told her that most people refuse to logically consider other options these folks get up to.
You can have a TWA hostage situation. You can see PanAm103: Electric Boogaloo. But that takes YEARS AND YEARS of logistics, sleeper agents, safe houses, a thrift store on the island of Malta named Mary's Place... Returns and sending messages just don't have the reach and impact like they did in the swingin' 1970's and 1980's.

So... Maybe you have some "refugees." Maybe they're diaspora-ed to 9 different cities in the US or UK. Maybe a couple, two, three... just...shoot up several shopping malls. Maybe a few more wear their all of the snackbar vests on the 8AM commuter train or the Redline in Chicongo. Maybe they truck of peace a couple two, three State Fairs--or even more county fairs.

Yep... sure a bunch get arrested. But ya can't get 'em all. And the NPC's, Joepedo, the whore, the day drunk melted candle, and cocaine mitch just smirk and shrug and say:

"Goddamn pesky White Supremacists!"
Shit... maybe we'll hear about brand new pesky IRA "shenaningans."

I guess what I'm saying is... you want 9/11? Because you're a-gettin' one.

 

[elite_club]

I think Faisal Saeed Al-Mutar said it in an interview with Dave Rubin that it has to due with the electoral process. Every 4 to 8 years, the entire direction of US's foreign policy can and does change, which makes arranging agreements longer than 4 years difficult. Meanwhile, those dictatorships can make agreements that can last 30 years.

Simpsons did it:

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

It is honestly hilarious. Just when I think this administration cannot let me down/shock anymore.... This shit happens.

Anyone who supports this geriatric retard is a moron of the highest order.

Just had to stick with the original pull out date. But nope. Just had to prove orange man wrong and virtue signal.

 

[Constellationzero]

Anyone who supports this geriatric retard is a moron of the highest order.

Anyone who supports this window licker and his braying whore needs to be set up with a Vineland or Weschler test. Then shipped off to a group home for...services.

 

[Cuckoman]

It is a disaster. From what I have read and heard on the radio, members of Congress have been trying to get any info from the State Department but they aren't getting any response. Tom Cotton said he has had over 100 Americans trapped sending messages saying they haven't heard anything since Sunday when they were told to shelter in place. I don't see how they get them out without sending the military in, no way in hell does the Taliban allow the US forces to go into these cities looking for them, sending in soldiers to get them out could really jeopardize everything going on at the airport, never mind our soldiers would have a whole city potentially coming down on them with new toys we have left.

These people have no real value to the Talebans and there is nothing they need or want from the US so any fantasies of kidnappings or hostages are delisional.
TBH, the Talebans probably want all these fuckers to just leave the country asap so they can start working on relations and deals with china and russia.

As a final, and non-hostile, humiliation of the US. I would like to see the Talebans offer them transportation and protection to whatever is the closest borders. Imagine that, if the Talebans need to step in and offer evacuation, protection, food, water, safe transportation ... of these people to the Pakistani, Iran, Indian, Chineese, xyz-istan border because the Biden admin is just too incompetent.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

These people have no real value to the Talebans and there is nothing they need or want from the US so any fantasies of kidnappings or hostages are delisional.
TBH, the Talebans probably want all these fuckers to just leave the country asap so they can start working on relations and deals with china and russia.

As a final, and non-hostile, humiliation of the US. I would like to see the Talebans offer them transportation and protection to whatever is the closest borders. Imagine that, if the Talebans need to step in and offer evacuation, protection, food, water, safe transportation ... of these people to the Pakistani, Iran, Indian, Chineese, xyz-istan border because the Biden admin is just too incompetent.

 

[make_it_so]

That is fucked up. According to sources on the Hill, the "Biden Administration" only started talking about this problem in the last 24 hours.

If Trump can be impeached for a phone call to the Ukraine, this senile fuck and his entire clown car administration can and should be impeached for this.

 

[Cuckoman]

Time will tell, I'm not sure either way long term. But for now they 100% don't want real trouble

I don't think they see any value in keeping these people. Why and what do they want from the US that threathening these people would bring? I am certain that they just see all these abandoned americans in AFG as a roadblock that distracts from and hampers their talks with their new BFF China. The sooner these people can be put on busses and driven to the border the better. Get all the fucking westerners out of the country so they can focus on the business and mining deals with china.

 

[Gehenna]

I don't think they see any value in keeping these people. Why and what do they want from the US that threathening these people would bring? I am certain that they just see all these abandoned americans in AFG as a roadblock that distracts from and hampers their talks with their new BFF China. The sooner these people can be put on busses and driven to the border the better. Get all the fucking westerners out of the country so they can focus on the business and mining deals with china.

Terror, the enactment of their dogma, the simple revelry.

Also, if you think the Taliban LIKE China you are just... naive. The Taliban doesn't like anyone who isn't the Taliban. They at best view China as an exploitable foreign power. The Taliban's long, sordid history says they will absolutely kill people just because they can, as any real look at their history would tell you.

 

[soy_king]

Terror, the enactment of their dogma, the simple revelry.

Also, if you think the Taliban LIKE China you are just... naive. The Taliban doesn't like anyone who isn't the Taliban. They at best view China as an exploitable foreign power. The Taliban's long,s ordid history says they will absolutely kill people just because they can, as any real look at their history would tell you.

I think that they realize they're in it for the long haul, and will at least either observe some diplomatic pleasantries or suck up to one of the great powers for protection. They acted like a complete pariah before, and were nearly destroyed because of it. They'll go the way of the Ayatollahs if they're smart, or the way of Idi Amin if they're dumb as fuck and learned nothing.

 

[Confused Doggo]

Gotta say, seeing the body doing the lower half of Geddan would be really funny... if it weren't a real fucking corpse. Hell, I nearly laughed until I processed it was real. Really hope its not one of ours.

And they're trying to sell people on this being a good evacuation? Incredible...

It's all hands on deck over here in the political analysis world as well. I was hauled out of bed and asked to come in at 8 AM. It's now 1AM, and I haven't left the office. Getting a steady stream of info which can really be summarized as "What the fuck is Washington doing?"

Your job sounds absolutely exhausting... but very entertaining.

looked pissed enough to kill an elephant with his bare hands

Saving this phrase for future use, don't mind me.

 

[Gehenna]

I think that they realize they're in it for the long haul, and will at least either observe some diplomatic pleasantries or suck up to one of the great powers for protection. They acted like a complete pariah before, and were nearly destroyed because of it. They'll go the way of the Ayatollahs if they're smart, or the way of Idi Amin if they're dumb as fuck and learned nothing.

There is a core problem here, They just don't care. There is a reason that the place is the Graveyard of Empires, the people in it have been repeatedly assaulted by larger empires and been "nearly destroyed', only to end up victorious by making the invader bleed for every single inch. And the kicker is that they -love- it. Their government rises, their government falls, it doesn't matter so long as they are fighting.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

That is fucked up. According to sources on the Hill, the "Biden Administration" only started talking about this problem in the last 24 hours.

It's all hands on deck over here in the political analysis world as well. I was hauled out of bed and asked to come in at 8 AM. It's now 1AM, and I haven't left the office. Getting a steady stream of info which can really be summarized as "What the fuck is Washington doing?"

This just keeps getting worse and worse, the nation just lost its longest war in a humiliating fashion and thousands of its citizens are trapped in a foreign hostile land and what do the guys at the government do? They run for the fucking hills, how are they even going to justify their abscense during all of this?

 

[soy_king]

There is a core problem here, They just don't care. There is a reason that the place is the Graveyard of Empires, the people in it have been repeatedly assaulted by larger empires and been "nearly destroyed', only to end up victorious by making the invader bleed for every single inch. And the kicker is that they -love- it. Their government rises, their government falls, it doesn't matter so long as they are fighting.

Thats not exactly true. it's a graveyard, but it's not unconquerable, and has been conquered countless times, provided the invaders are sufficiently brutal. Had we, the Pakis, and the Saudis not interfered, I absolutely guarantee the Soviets would have cleaned their clocks, like Putin did with the Chechens.

 

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