Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Becky is ready to go on the offensive to defend her nazi husband! We got a 4 way cow crossover here as Becky invokes the names of both Alison Rapp and Jessica Price, while SecretGamerGrrl makes an appearace to let us know that he wishes he could help, but as always, has an excuse to not accomplish anything.

Reposting a post that was lost yesterday:

Imagine the smell.

Becky retcons her childhood nickname:

Previous version of the lore:

Daniel's grandfather tried to join the SS.

 

[Water-T]

LOLOLOL.

Jessica Price got shown the door for constantly starting conflicts with fans over the stupidest shit

Alison Rapp got shit canned because she was posting lewds online involving Nintendo products, supporting CP and lower consent ages, and whoring on the side.

Daniel got the pink slip because he started slapfights with fans constantly, and he made posts comparing Africans to animals that shit everywhere.

Real great examples you got there, Becky. Let us know how well this campaign works out for you. Make sure to screech extra loud, because that'll help people take you more seriously.

Stay mad without an extra paycheck, Becky.

 

[Norvic]

Does she really think Kotaku is going to print an article where the headline is "racist developer just misunderstood says faux wife"? If so, she really hasn't been paying attention any time in the last decade.

 

[Lord Xenu]

Does she really think Kotaku is going to print an article where the headline is "racist developer just misunderstood says faux wife"? If so, she really hasn't been paying attention any time in the last decade.

It'd be a strange pivot for Kotaku, but not out of line with their primary objective of farming rage clicks. Double standards and circling the wagons around their own team is nothing out of the ordinary for this crowd.

Unlikely, but could result in funny somewhere down the line.

 

[Very Honest Content]

"Only fictional, digital children matter," you say? Why yes, they do, Yonah. For you at least.

 

[Oliver Onions]

LOLOLOL.

Jessica Price got shown the door for constantly starting conflicts with fans over the stupidest shit

Alison Rapp got shit canned because she was posting lewds online involving Nintendo products, supporting CP and lower consent ages, and whoring on the side.

Daniel got the pink slip because he started slapfights with fans constantly, and he made posts comparing Africans to animals that shit everywhere.

Real great examples you got there, Becky. Let us know how well this campaign works out for you. Make sure to screech extra loud, because that'll help people take you more seriously.

Stay mad without an extra paycheck, Becky.

Maybe she should include that dev Zoe Quinn drove to suicide with false rape accusations or whatever.

Wait, I forgot, Quinn is one of the chosen so it's kosher because she drove a man to suicide for the right reasons.

 

[Petronella]

Rules For Thee But Not For Me. The motto of the woke.

Any other time Bex would bay for the blood of a huwite dude who made comments about blacks being dirty or dismissed women as "talking out of their vagina." But since it's her husband, now all of a sudden we're concerned with "people can learn and grow from their mistakes" and "oh, it was the past."

 

[proteus4994]

Ironically, Allison Rapp learned to do what Becky could not, erase your shit, move, and get the fuck off of social media. And look, nobody has mentioned Ali or Jake in three years.

It‘s almost like all you have to do is shut the fuck up.

 

[metroid_fetish]

I hope her Twitter witchcraft act successfully summons lolcows of Christmases past like Ali Rapp. This thread could use some seriously tootin' rn energy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Trying to convince people that a cishet white man is marginalised because people brought up racist and misogynist comments he made? Good fucking luck.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Trying to convince people that a cishet white man is marginalised because people brought up racist and misogynist comments he made? Good fucking luck.

Oh don't you remember though? He's QUEERPLATONIC because he's in a triad with another dude! That's totally a marginalized group and not completely made up to leech oppression points!

Nevermind that he's a cishet white male neckbeard and former incel who in ANY other circumstance would be labeled as much as toxic patriarchal basement dweller as the gamers he fights with online, if not for the SJW shield he's hidden behind the past few years. Nevermind that it's only after he got caught that he suddenly remembered how much of a sexist and racist jackwagon he used to be, and that he'd gleefully have thrown those exactly like him under the bus if they'd been a whiny GAMER caught saying the same sexist/racist shit 14 years ago if they weren't some SJW white knight like he is today.

Becky's just in damage control mode, trying to salvage the predicament because she's finally feeling the consequences of being a part of a hypocritical cult of politically correct douchecanoes. Gotta make Daniel look as good as possible so he doesn't have to settle for some mediocre dev position at an indie studio for peanuts compared to what Riot and Respawn would pay him. Because the alternative is either having to find a more affordable rental and actual live within their means, or finding yet another cuck to bring into their polycule who will be able to contribute to Becky's accustomed level of comforts.

 

[kaien]

Because the alternative is either having to find a more affordable rental and actual live within their means, or finding yet another cuck to bring into their polycule who will be able to contribute to Becky's accustomed level of comforts.

And the latter, let's be real, isn't happening. She hooked Daniel when her marketability was already on the way out, and she got lucky there, landing this fat sad-sack incel with income potential who'd heel when she yanked the leash. That was six, seven years and untold pounds ago. Nowadays a guy with the money Becky wants isn't buying what little she has to offer, even if she suddenly rediscovered an interest in rough rapey sex.

I'm interested in what kind of calculation she's making vis-a-vis Daniel in the near term. So long as he's jobless he's a net drain on her takeout-and-toys budget, which is not a situation she's going to allow to last forever. Ironically, if losing his job means Becky kicks him to the curb, it might be the best thing for him in the end.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Assuming Daniel hasn't already drained his inheritance with Disney trips, toys, and weekend trips to New York for Broadway shows, all to appease Becky, Becky will keep him around until he starts refusing to spend money fulfilling her whims. That's the only truly unforgivable sin in Becky's eyes.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Trying to convince people that a cishet white man is marginalised because people brought up racist and misogynist comments he made? Good fucking luck.

Whatever the SJW version of "Trollshielding" is - he's trying it hard.

 

[Umaibae]

lol fat

 

[AnOminous]

She is risen.

Bitch, you are not Jewish, kill yourself. Quit insulting Jews with your nonsense.

Daniel's grandfather tried to join the SS.

He's literally a fucking Nazi, because his grandfather was one. NAZI!

 

[Water-T]

Assuming Daniel hasn't already drained his inheritance with Disney trips, toys, and weekend trips to New York for Broadway shows, all to appease Becky, Becky will keep him around until he starts refusing to spend money fulfilling her whims. That's the only truly unforgivable sin in Becky's eyes.

Once Daniel gets tapped out, watch how quick Becky changes her tune on his "past mistakes", and starts bringing out the rape accusations again. Everything she's posted in the past few days has been a veiled warning for German Neckbeard to start bringing home a paycheck soon or else.

 

[AnOminous]

Once Daniel gets tapped out, watch how quick Becky changes her tune on his "past mistakes", and starts bringing out the rape accusations again. Everything she's posted in the past few days has been a veiled warning for German Neckbeard to start bringing home a paycheck soon or else.

Well, he's a Nazi, so obviously he is a rapist, too.

You'd best get to earning some money, Danny Hitler, or things will get rough for you.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Do you think Daniel's included in ownership of the house? This could be glorious.

 

[Wargarbl]

Do you think Daniel's included in ownership of the house? This could be glorious.

They are renting, so definitely not ownership. They weren't clear about how they arranged the lease, though Becky did her performative "BEING A TRIAD MAKES REAL ESTATE HARD, BECKY MOST AFFECTED" whine-spree when they were in the market.