US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[thismanlies]

Thats fucking horrifying

But i cant help feeling some sort of Schadenfraude. Watch radical blue hairs realize what a real patriarcal oppressive society is like, and to know that they have most of their own people's support, too

But I’m sure wh*te MAGA y’all-qaeda does it too. That’s why we need to bomb them and replace them with refugees.

 

[Billy Beer]

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"And i slapped Kamala with the back of my hand and said "Shutcho face, ho, we free-wheeling now""

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I'm watching some British politicians discuss Bidens withdrawal from Afghanistan etc... A lot of the whining is about hurr durr women most affected, but the Brits seem to really be pissed about this. The vibe the woman I'm watching is giving is that Biden allowing the Taliban to retake Afghanistan is tantamount to america ignoring the Nazi rise. She's getting a lot of affirmations on her criticisms of US withdrawal.
The energy is shifting, pay attention

Parliament is utterly pissed, you could tell very early on before it devolved into members (mostly Labour women) saying the same prepared Left-wing hive mind talking points repeatedly.

Tugenhadt's speech I linked earlier received a round of applause, which still remains a highly uncommon occurence in Parliament.

It's felt in some ways the UK could've possibly stepped in to continue training and intel gathering (as we do successfully elsewhere in the world) as the US fucked off. We've been supporting Nigeria since 2014 and have reduced Boko Haram and IS in the region to fighting table scraps around the Chad Basin versus where their height used to be.

Several MPs have also expressed a desire for the UK to take a more leading, or at least independant role going forward. Likely creating a larger CANZUK-supporting block.

 

[God of Nothing]

Taliban already executed one woman for not covering her hair and opened fire on a crowd protesting in Jalalabad killing at least 2

Muh world is watching

Muh wahmans and girls

Muh hooman rites

No man can hold back the tide. No woman either. Hubris gets its Nemesis, not usually so soon as Democrats have this time

i thought islam was a feminist religion of peace

 

[Confused Doggo]

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"An den I did a karate chop an saved da world."

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Alternative text: "Listen to how I sound when I hit my neck! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

 

[soy_king]

An empire that spanned 2/3rds of the globe and lasted over 250 years had defeats? Shockedpikachuface

My my aren't we inflating the size of the empire, much like your ego. I'm not talking about Balaklava or Isandlwana, I'm talking about how you utterly failed to deal with extended insurgencies in the ME.

You guys deserve the shit you get, all of it. You have an illegally elected president, who can't string a sentence together, who's son is compromised by foreign nations, who is covered for by your own (supposed) media. You, in the land of the free, on the American internet, can't talk about or ask questions about Jan 6th, the 'master minds' of which are sat in jail, illegally held and stopped from receiving basic human rights. You can't talk about the lockdowns, mask mandates or jabs without being banned, cancelled or labelled as a fucking Nazi, without a shade of irony. Even though, there are videos, quotes and documents proving that the cancerous faggots in your country flip-flopping on their words. Doesn't matter, you'll be silenced anyway, comrade.

by your logic, you shouldn't complain that roaming gangs of pakis rape your girls, or how you almost needed a loicense to watch porn, or when the police actually arrest you for mean tweets. the fact that I'm on here of all places talking shit about JoePedo shows how incorrect your statement is for the present. btw, I'm on German internet, and am still probably going to be fine

How the hell can you expect to win a foreign war or bring 'Freedom and Democracy' to other countries, when your own country is compromised?

Bringing freedom and democracy to dune coons is an outdated concept that should've died with Dubya. at least our colonial goals were based on bringing basic human rights to places we invaded, not for spices or chocolate or getting to sit your ass on a golden chair.

And the worst part of all? You know this is all true.

aside from the massive hyperbole, I suppose it is "true."

 

[draggs]

My my aren't we inflating the size of the empire, much like your ego. I'm not talking about Balaklava or Isandlwana, I'm talking about how you utterly failed to deal with extended insurgencies in the ME.

by your logic, you shouldn't complain that roaming gangs of pakis rape your girls, or how you almost needed a loicense to watch porn, or when the police actually arrest you for mean tweets. the fact that I'm on here of all places talking shit about JoePedo shows how incorrect your statement is for the present. btw, I'm on German internet, and am still probably going to be fine

Bringing freedom and democracy to dune coons is an outdated concept that should've died with Dubya. at least our colonial goals were based on bringing basic human rights to places we invaded, not for spices or chocolate or getting to sit your ass on a golden chair.

aside from the massive hyperbole, I suppose it is "true."

The British sooner or later put down every rebellion they faced in the Middle East from the Sudan to Iraq save one

The Jewish one

They also kicked the shit out of the Pakistanis (well, they weren't called Pakistanis then) in the 1890s

Reject modernity, return to Empire

 

[soy_king]

The British sooner or later put down every rebellion they faced in the Middle East from the Sudan to Iraq save one

The Jewish one

They also kicked the shit out of the Pakistanis (well, they weren't called Pakistanis then) in the 1890s

they lost in Aden, hard. and they list against EOKA in Cyprus

 

[Billy Beer]

My my aren't we inflating the size of the empire, much like your ego. I'm not talking about Balaklava or Isandlwana, I'm talking about how you utterly failed to deal with extended insurgencies in the ME.

Much like your opening sentence, the ME wasn't worth the time.

by your logic, you shouldn't complain that roaming gangs of pakis rape your girls, or how you almost needed a loicense to watch porn, or when the police actually arrest you for mean tweets. the fact that I'm on here of all places talking shit about JoePedo shows how incorrect your statement is for the present. btw, I'm on German internet, and am still probably going to be fine

Come on buddy, reaching or what? "almost needed", so we don't need then? Each time the license has been brought up, it was overwhelmingly shot down. It would be political suicide to go through with.

Go say nigger or faggot on any other forum. Let me know your findings.

Bringing freedom and democracy to dune coons is an outdated concept that should've died with Dubya. at least our colonial goals were based on bringing basic human rights to places we invaded, not for spices or chocolate or getting to sit your ass on a golden chair.

Name a colony of yours. Not some shit hole island, a proper, fully fledged country. We had so many we had to give them away.

Basic colonial goals of delivering napalm to children?

aside from the massive hyperbole, I suppose it is "true."

I can't tell if your name is ironic or not.

Anyway. No more replying to this subject in this thread. It isn't the right place for it and we're accidently doing damage control for Joey

 

[Titos]

Thats fucking horrifying

But i cant help feeling some sort of Schadenfraude. Watch radical blue hairs realize what a real patriarcal oppressive society is like, and to know that they have most of their own people's support, too

Won't change a thing, they will see it and at best begrudgingly admit it's happening, while emphatically criticizing the smallest perceived slight against women in the west. Ted Kaczynski was 100% spot on when it comes to leftist psychology.

 

[Billy Beer]

Won't change a thing, they will see it and at best begrudgingly admit it's happening, while emphatically criticizing the smallest perceived slight against women in the west. Ted Kaczynski was 100% spot on when it comes to leftist psychology.

Easy spin.

Islam is a religion
Religion treats women bad
Women are treated bad in America
America has religion
Christian White-supremacists hate women.

Easy Peasy

 

[Enig]

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[God of Nothing]

Won't change a thing, they will see it and at best begrudgingly admit it's happening, while emphatically criticizing the smallest perceived slight against women in the west. Ted Kaczynski was 100% spot on when it comes to leftist psychology.

Goddamn, all we say is to workout, stop basting yourself in make up, have some accountability, quit lying, and stop fucking shitty men that you cry about online for validation regarding your poor choices.

killing you is more respectful than saying all that?

 

[soy_king]

Much like your opening sentence, the ME wasn't worth the time.

If it wasn't worth the time, why did you fuck with Nasser or force us to get rid of Mossadegh for you?

Come on buddy, reaching or what? "almost needed", so we don't need then? Each time the license has been brought up, it was overwhelmingly shot down. It would be political suicide to go through with.

Go say nigger or faggot on any other forum. Let me know your findings.

private censorship =/= public censorship. the government still can't arrest me for saying nigger online

Name a colony of yours. Not some shit hole island, a proper, fully fledged country. We had so many we had to give them away.

Puerto Rico and the Philippines as the closest analogy. Plus, we don't have colonies, because we made our territories part of our country and gave them representation in our government, or let them leave peacefully if they wanted to.

Basic colonial goals of delivering napalm to children?

basic colonial goals of preventing the spread of communism, which you utterly failed to do in yours

I can't tell if your name is ironic or not.

if I had a nickel for every time someone made a jab at my username as if it was some sort of own, I'd have a bagful of nickels.

Anyway. No more replying to this subject in this thread. It isn't the right place for it and we're accidently doing damage control for Joey

Idk how much interference the farms would give him, but if you want to avoid going ot again, don't assume that all yanks are entirely ignorant of your fuck ups.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

They may be a bunch of fundamentalist goatfuckers trapped in the 8th Century, but goddamn has the Taliban stepped up their meme game since 2001.

Savage.

 

[Meat Target]

They may be a bunch of fundamentalist goatfuckers trapped in the 8th Century, but goddamn has the Taliban stepped up their meme game since 2001.

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Savage.

How long until they endorse Wolf Cola as their official battle fuel?

 

[Psyduck]

But I’m sure wh*te MAGA y’all-qaeda does it too. That’s why we need to bomb them and replace them with refugees.

"YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN KABUL!? THATS WHAT THE MAGATS TRIED TO DO HERE IN 1/6!!!

Sure, it doesnt look anything like it, they didnt come anywhere close to it, the stand outs are a granny and podium guy, but..."

 

[Meat Target]

Just in case you forgot in the last hour where Pravda on the Potomac's sympathies lie:

 

[draggs]

We are now on Day 4 of the United States does not have a president except for ten minutes

How can anyone in the administration think this is not an utterly disastrous look

 

[God of Nothing]

They may be a bunch of fundamentalist goatfuckers trapped in the 8th Century, but goddamn has the Taliban stepped up their meme game since 2001.

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Savage.

They've evolved beyond the leftists already.
more memes, taliban bois