US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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gaystoner said:
sad fact is i always watch CNN whenever 'shit is going down' to get a decent perspective of what the NPC absorbs.

This weekend must have been shocking. Seriously you could easily go from flipping CNN to Tucker and getting the same vibes. NPCs on Twitter are doing incredibly mental gymnastics to keep the programming going but every show host/guest on CNN has gotten the memo. Every Correspondent. It's honestly baffling. I'd be surprised if they flip back to 'Biden is amazing' because of how bad this looks for America and its people. I think Trump is right in saying this is the worst defeat the U.S. has suffered in history and its totally in how Biden handled the withdrawal. People falling from Airplanes. And CNN was reporting it.
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I'll need to find it, but my mates sent me an MSNBC clip of the newscasters talking to an Afgan vet who runs an organisation/initiative to bring troops home from Afganistan, right around the time where Joe made his speech. Clearly whoever brought this vet on thought he would bat for Joe, because the newcaster said something like "I thought Biden's speech was good, he owned the mistakes and said the buck stopped at him", to which this vet replies "I hope he can own our troops deaths as well" and then launched into a long, several minute rant about how he and his organisation had sent plan after plan on how to evacuate people for months before this all popped off and how to avoid the "eleventh hour crisis", only for them to get exactly what they wanted least, an eleventh hour crisis where they look incredibly incompetent.

Just, utterly ripped into him hard, and it was clearly not what MSNBC wanted to have. No only can the news not spin it well, but they can't stop their guests from tearing into him. It's honestly amazing.



"I hope he gets to own their deaths as well", what an opening line.

Edit: Lol, guess I should catch up to the thread faster, already posted and highlighted. Still, a great tearing into.
 
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my fucking sides are obliterated
 
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I'll need to find it, but my mates sent me an MSNBC clip of the newscasters talking to an Afgan vet who runs an organisation/initiative to bring troops home from Afganistan, right around the time where Joe made his speech. Clearly whoever brought this vet on thought he would bat for Joe, because the newcaster said something like "I thought Biden's speech was good, he owned the mistakes and said the buck stopped at him", to which this vet replies "I hope he can own our troops deaths as well" and then launched into a long, several minute rant about how he and his organisation had sent plan after plan on how to evacuate people for months before this all popped off and how to avoid the "eleventh hour crisis", only for them to get exactly what they wanted least, an eleventh hour crisis where they look incredibly incompetent.

Just, utterly ripped into him hard, and it was clearly not what MSNBC wanted to have. No only can the news not spin it well, but they can't stop their guests from tearing into him. It's honestly amazing.

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"I hope he gets to own their deaths as well", what an opening line.
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Which does beg the question why the Depts. of State and Defense were holding their dicks the entire time. They should have realized from day 1 that Biden was a senile old man and taken the initiative to quietly and competently complete the withdrawal ahead of time--among other projects. From their perspective, they were given an extra three months. If anyone else were given a three month extension to do their assignment, that project gets fine-tuned.

I think either Milley or Austin will be ordered to fall on his sword to salvage the Biden regime. Not that it'll be enough.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Which does beg the question why the Depts. of State and Defense were holding their dicks the entire time. They should have realized from day 1 that Biden was a senile old man and taken the initiative to quietly and competently complete the withdrawal ahead of time--among other projects. From their perspective, they were given an extra three months. If anyone else were given a three month extension to do their assignment, that project gets fine-tuned.

I think either Milley or Austin will be ordered to fall on his sword to salvage the Biden regime. Not that it'll be enough.
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Incompetence combined with arrogance most likely. We can break that treaty, what are those rag heads going to do? Just last month they had Biden on the podium swearing to hell and back that the city would not fall, and that there would not be a helicopter evacuation of the embassy. Unless this is some tin foil hat master plan to hide something else that I can't even begin to comprehend, just pure arrogance and incompetence let to them looking like a complete bunch of dicks.

One month ago Joe's either lying through his teeth about the state of Afghanistan (he's a politician, it's as easy as breathing) or the intel that his administration had was really that shit.
 
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RIP WH press millennial, he was a good boy, i can't believe he mugged himself, shot himself in the back of the head twice, chopped himself up and put himself in the bin. He must have had some demons.
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Unless this is some tin foil hat master plan to hide something else that I can't even begin to comprehend
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My guess, IF it is a tinfoil master plan; 'they' needed Afghan to fall to terrorists/taliban, show scenes of women and gays getting battered (when this is shown, you know it's agenda pushing because they're trying to tug at the heart strings of the lefty faggots. Otherwise they would show images of 9/11).

Now when China goes in and steamrolls the country and genocides millions it's ok, because they're terrorists, women beaters and gay-killers. That means China has a free run to do whatever is necessary to extract the resources Afghanistan has.

America has secretly hired the Chinese to do their dirty work (sound familiar? It should, coof coof) because America and the west are restricted to what force and methods they can use.
 
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AmHole said:
Forgive me if it's already been asked but what happened to the Press Conference Biden was supposed to have yesterday? He uncalled the lid and it was supposed to be around 9pm and yet nothing happened. Did he call the lid again?
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Yesterday was so bad he had to call a lid twice.
Double-lid is the new normal.
 
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