Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr. Bubba]

 

[wetcarpet]

the instagram that was specualated to be wifey has changed back her profile pic and bioView attachment 2451305

Semper Fi, fellow farmer.
If only we knew who Wipey truly is...came up dry during a search recently.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Even the filters gave up on her chins, left three of 'em.

'Not by the hair of my chinny chin chins.'

 

[Strong Tomato]

Wipey is so sweet yall

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Wipey is so sweet yall

Wifey, you're not supposed to give away your intentions this soon. Wait until you score some of that sweet YT coin first.

For those who don't know, green (emerald) roses signify riches and abundance.

 

[FatalTater]

Did this eejit actually get #Amberlynn a $90 flower thingy?
Is she stupid or is she trying to project the image of someone who isn't just with Amber for her money?

 

[I am vomit]

Did this eejit actually get #Amberlynn a $90 flower thingy?
Is she stupid or is she trying to project the image of someone who isn't just with Amber for her money?

Or did Amber buy it for herself and pretend it was from wipey lmao

 

[Strong Tomato]

At least she was smart enough to get Amber flowers she doesn't have to take care of. May as well have gotten her fake flowers. Fuck almost $100 for FOUR roses, lol.

 

[King Fructose]

She should've saved $80 and just given her a big bag of chocolates. I think that would be more appreciated.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Well, she's got Amber's fawning over useless, tacky tat nailed. I'm smiling a bit at 'Infinity' roses only lasting a year but odds are they'll last longer than this 'relationship'.

Wipey's definitely playing the long game for some imagined gain. She may have been facetiming during the live last night but it seems she was watching it., judging by Amber's giddy, love struck persona. There may have been about an hour's worth of stream but there was a lifetime's worth of proof that Amber has no qualms about throwing people under the bus, lying, admitting to lying while simultaneously rationalizing non-stop lies & freely admitting to entering into partnerships & accepting proposals when she has zero feelings for the person proposing, never mind love.

I said in the last few days that I didn't understand what it was about Forrest Gump that made it Amber's favorite movie; that the had no cultural context to appreciate the complex weaving of history into Gump's personal story lie or the ability to learn about the events that underscored the plot.

I get it now - she's the feather but rather than serving as a tidy thread with which to link the beginning to the end, her mind is feather light - at the mercy of the winds of fad & fancy with no solid basis in reality.

 

[Bookish]

Did this eejit actually get #Amberlynn a $90 flower thingy?
Is she stupid or is she trying to project the image of someone who isn't just with Amber for her money?

Common grifter tactic. I remember on the old Unsolved Mysteries sweetheart swindlers episodes, the guys almost always would initially spend money on their target, giving the impression they're doing great financially and are generous. Later, they run into 'liquidity' problems and ask to borrow money, but rest assured, their boat is just about to come in because they sold X or are expecting Y cash flow. After that, it's open season their target's wallets. Those women seemed a lot smarter than Amberlynn, so it will probably work. Amber knows what this is, so she'll probably welcome it like she did with Becky. It's a simple business arrangement that benefits them both. Wifey gets a place to stay and doesn't have to work for anyone but Amber, and ALR gets a new butt butler.

To be honest, I'd be surprised if this turns into that with this particular person. Wifey might just be after fast money and string Amber along without actually uprooting herself. Could be wrong, there may be more people willing to live that lifestyle than I realize.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Common grifter tactic. I remember on the old Unsolved Mysteries sweetheart swindlers episodes, the guys almost always would initially spend money on their target, giving the impression they're doing great financially and are generous. Later, they run into 'liquidity' problems and ask to borrow money, but rest assured, their boat is just about to come in because they sold X or are expecting Y cash flow. After that, it's open season their target's wallets. Those women seemed a lot smarter than Amberlynn, so it will probably work. Amber knows what this is, so she'll probably welcome it like she did with Becky. It's a simple business arrangement that benefits them both. Wifey gets a place to stay and doesn't have to work for anyone but Amber, and ALR gets a new butt butler.

To be honest, I'd be surprised if this turns into that with this particular person. Wifey might just be after fast money and string Amber along without actually uprooting herself. Could be wrong, there may be more people willing to live that lifestyle than I realize.

I read this post in Robert Stack's voice.

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Wipey is so sweet yall

Someone's officially on the payroll! You always spend that first paycheck on nonsense.

 

[Janai]

At least she was smart enough to get Amber flowers she doesn't have to take care of. May as well have gotten her fake flowers. Fuck almost $100 for FOUR roses, lol.

I think she bought the ones with seven, which is $134



also its been three days since amber changed her bio, so how tf did the flowers get here so fast



she either 1. ordered in advance 2. paid $30 for one day shipping







ALSO I think wifey went to granada hills high school in California because of the channels farfromjaded is subscribed to. especially this one in particular



if wifey is 25, she probably graduated in 2013, 2014.
Granada hills is right beside LA and in one of the tweets from the Twitter account speculated to be wifey she talks about the differences in men. it this one right here

this tweet was posted in 2010, so I have reason to believe she graduated from a completely different high school

but Granada hills is a charter k-12 school, so she probably went there for a little bit, then moved to NY



idk what to do with this information u guissseee, but its just something to build off of

 

[gampboonerisms]

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Wipey is so sweet yall

You know who shills this, right? I want Callie to be catfishing this whale so bad. But I know it's not possible for her to do anything besides wallow over a dirty floor wearing bad lingerie.
Side note: these things scream glass tube with silk flower inside it at the truck stop.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I looked at those on Amazon when browsing (for much less $) and the reviews were shitty. It's a bad gift Wipey. You should have sent chocolates.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I think she bought the ones with seven, which is $134

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also its been three days since amber changed her bio, so how tf did the flowers get here so fast
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she either 1. ordered in advance 2. paid $30 for one day shipping







ALSO I think wifey went to granada hills high school in California because of the channels farfromjaded is subscribed to. especially this one in particular
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if wifey is 25, she probably graduated in 2013, 2014.
Granada hills is right beside LA and in one of the tweets from the Twitter account speculated to be wifey she talks about the differences in men. it this one right here
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this tweet was posted in 2010, so I have reason to believe she graduated from a completely different high school

but Granada hills is a charter k-12 school, so she probably went there for a little bit, then moved to NY



idk what to do with this information u guissseee, but its just something to build off of

It is not this woman

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Did this eejit actually get #Amberlynn a $90 flower thingy?
Is she stupid or is she trying to project the image of someone who isn't just with Amber for her money?

Gotta spend money to make money.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

At least she was smart enough to get Amber flowers she doesn't have to take care of. May as well have gotten her fake flowers. Fuck almost $100 for FOUR roses, lol.
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Gotta spend money to make money.

The long con

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Wifey, you're not supposed to give away your intentions this soon. Wait until you score some of that sweet YT coin first.

For those who don't know, green (emerald) roses signify riches and abundance.

And yet Amber has stated mooooltiple times that her favorite flowers are red roses. (how cliche)

 

[Strong Tomato]

And yet Amber has stated mooooltiple times that her favorite flowers are red roses. (how cliche)

And then Wifey went and got her green roses? Guess she knows as little about Amber as Amber knows about her.