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"Why would anyone put 'look it up' when there WAS A MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK ABOUT AN ACTUAL PERSON that I sorta remember the plot to???"
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Bob sucks too much DNC and corporate cock to be a contrarian.
A legit contrarian would have an aneurysm supporting the mainstream consoomer shit Bob is into.
Is his mask too high?
Or is Chris's goblin gullet really that bad?
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Don't bet on that. He is at high risk of being crushed to death by plastic crap.
Chink Capeshit:
An example of "floofy magic animals" for consoomers:
MCU's official fanfiction:
Cuck Wendingo joins the praise on Boston Dynamics's parkour robots:
To Bobby, Peter Coffin and his like are worse threats than MAGA ghouls, and they should get STOMPED.
Bobby should have learned that such blatant, public display of affection is very much frowned upon:
Bobby feels betrayed by someone whose consistency he respected
("Smart Thread")
Smart Thread writer doesn't welcome Bobby's supercilious appraisal.
Instead of the "worker's paradise", Bobby would rather support a monarch who promises to uplift the oppressed and support Art and Science. Can't say I'm not sympathetic with the idea.
Covid. Turns out Bobby is a superspreader of the "real virus":
Bobby and co. denies the lived experience of an anti-war conservative.
Bobby takes umbrage at the term "NPC".
As I've always insisted, it was the fault of Bobby's parents that he stays dumb:
My father used to tell me, "just because you're an idiot you don't assume other people are idiots like you". This has become my motto: I respect other people's intelligence and strive to persuade others to respect mine.
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Blubber getting his fat ass chapped over the NPC meme giveth me a Nick Sandmann/anime girl shit-eating smirk.
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The anti-war Right is the Old Right: Ron Paul, Pat Buchanan, Robert Taft, Arthur Vandenberg (WW2 exception), etc. The Republican Revolution largely voted against intervention in Yugoslavia. Trump himself tapped into this vein with his pronouncements against Iraq and Afghanistan. George W. Bush campaigned against nation building and interventionist foreign policy in 2000!
Robert is confusing the policies of the mainstream of the two parties (which largely agree on a global interventionist foreign policy) with the larger political cleavages that make up bases of support within both. We can totally quibble as to how much support the always anti-war factions have within their parties (since 9/11 typically none) but to deny they exist is just ahistorical.
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TBH if Bobby's being legit with what Papa Chipman told him about "I sent you to school to be smrter than me", that just proves they're both dumb, because Bobby and Papa and Grandpa Chipman were all too stupid to realize that education doesn't make you smrt.
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That hand looks super healthy...I am 100% sure that is the color a thumb with good blood flow should be and those knuckles look great...I do not mean the broken ones...Also can a doctor explain to me why they had to wrap his entire arm like that?
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well when I broke my wrist a few years ago, my arm was fully wrapped up almost to the elbow. I think it's to minimize strain and make sure you remember not to fucking do anything stupid while wearing said cast. Especially if he had to get surgery and maybe a pin inserted into his finger.
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Another one to add to the infamous Moviebob or Nazi? quiz.
Moviebob: "I still have stitches where the last person whose consistency I respected put the knife when I counted on them to be better."
Makes me wonder how many of his former colleagues' backs Moviebob has used as personal knife blocks.
Not a surprise. If given the choice between which George to support in 1776, Moviebob would gladly side with the one living in England over the one who would become the first U.S. president.
Nothing to add here. Positron says it all.
That's OK. A Moviebob capable of adequate critical thinking skills is also non-existent.
If Moviebob weren't such an NPC character on a global scale, his stats would be as follows:
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil (naturally)
- Level: Max
- HP: 1
- Wisdom: No
- Intelligence: LOL!
- Charisma: Minus infinity
- Other: Allergic to sunlight; easily angered; selfish and opportunistic
Moviebob's father told Bob to become smarter than his father.
Even though I have neither met Bob nor his father, it's quite obvious over the past five years that Bob has failed catastrophically in his attempts to be smarter pratically everybody else on Earth.
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There are long muscles that extend from the wrist to the little finger, and the doctor might saw fit to immobilize these as well.
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I suspect that he is lying his ass off about breaking his pinky. Firstly because there's not any bruising whatsoever on either finger he allegedly broke. I've broken a digit myself, and it bruised nicely. Looking at other examples, I've also seen they have bruising of some sort as well due to damaged blood vessels.
Also, you don't get a full fucking cast like that; you get splints or a hand cast at most based on treatment I'm currently looking at.
Now I can't confirm and say that he's trying to skive off his OH SO HARD WORK that he cried about a day ago by faking a broken finger. But it's pretty suspect, given he now can avoid doing heavy work and conveniently avoid the worst of FAT while still getting paid.
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So that he doesn't chew on the smaller splint.
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This selective adherence to some never-before mentioned Chipman family creed is fascinating.
Given that this grimacing idiot talks mad shit about his father not "understanding" the career path of his boy's begging for Patreon welfare to make his poorly conceived, poorly executed, and poorly received video series, it's odd that he's quoting his father's wisdom as some kind of guiding code. Bob's father undoubtedly also told him to eat healthily, exercise, study, earn good marks in school, stop embarrassing the family name, play a team sport to understand how to function in a group, and work somewhere that offers health insurance, but none of that was worth listening to.
Remember, guys. This dude's certain he's better, smarter, and more valuable to society than you are. All of you. And most of the country, too. Evidently, his father was also a fucking moron and his mother can be seen in her natural habitat on the cover of the movie Ghoulies.
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I've often wondered where Lardo Retardo gets his imbecility from. I've long suspected his mom, but perhaps it was his dad that was to blame?
Intelligence is inheritable, and the Eternal Virgin clearly inherited none whatsoever.
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I'm going firmly with both.
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When parents tell their children "I sent you to school to be smarter than me", their expectation is that the kids will become more knowledgeable than their parents as adults. The teacher in the video was telling snot-eaters that already "most likely you are smarter than them" and that "you can believe whatever you want to believe". She is driving a wedge between the kids and their parents, makes them question their authority and be more amendable to liberal brainwashing (because you just never hear such teachers say "you are smarter than me and you don't have to believe what I told you"). This is the quality education that promises us a generation of super Bobs.
More info on Chris's condition:
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Bobbo is claiming to be descended from a specific Mayflower passenger, John Howland. This can be fact-checked. I'm a Mayflower descendant myself and genealogical research is one of my dad's big hobbies so I might do a bit of A-Logging.
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If what Chris is saying is true:
-breaking a pinky is a nuisance, you got them playing sports like a football helmet hitting them, and even the jammed fingers from playing basketball
-he says metacarpal 5, and I guarantee what happened was fatty punched a wall in autistic anger at having to do some work he screwed up, and that's how it fractured. he is hamming this up hard to avoid work and make his hand unable to use a keyboard.
-breaking a pinky is a nuisance, you got them playing sports like a football helmet hitting them, and even the jammed fingers from playing basketball
-he says metacarpal 5, and I guarantee what happened was fatty punched a wall in autistic anger at having to do some work he screwed up, and that's how it fractured. he is hamming this up hard to avoid work and make his hand unable to use a keyboard.
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Well, we all know their deep and abiding love for nuclear families. (Item 11 for anyone who doesn't want to wade through a river of
. This is just one example. I could trivially dig up more.)Oh, goodness no. Reading Rainbow's "you don't have to take my word for it" was almost revolutionary. Well, counter-revolutionary, I guess.
I remember when I was a kid decades ago, the teacher once made a mistake in math class (100x100 = 1000 or some other brainfart) and when I pointed it out the class was horrified. (To her credit, the teacher was appreciative.) I think the reason I still remember it is because some of the kids who were so shocked by this were the same ones who never sat down and shut up when ordered to. That confused me for so damn long, that kids who refused to take orders from a person also blindly accepted facts from that same person. It just did not fit into my little-kid understanding of the world as something logical and consistent.
The Farms: Haven for autistic old farts (with varying individual degrees of autism, age, and farting) laughing at the cows and watching the world burn. Hell of a future to look forward to.
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I don't think he can fit it around his big face AND his beard which I believe is growing more his life spins out of control.
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