Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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First off, uhm actshually it's a "Sub level suite" so get that right next time. Secondly, that's not Bob that's his baby brother Chris. Chris is a mechanical engineer with a real degree, a real job, and has become a bonified cow himself. What he did to his hand we'll never actually know, assuming he actually hurt himself which I personally doubt due to lack of bruising in his makeshift splint pic. Why he did it is fun to speculate on. He's been complaining for quite a few months about things being really hard right now and no one seeming to care. On top of his job he is/was (I don't even know anymore) something like 8 podcasts that no one listened to. He would try to guilt people into giving him money by saying things like "I've put out 13 different pieces of work this week. Surely that's worth something! I worked hard on this" all the while never once considering that it doesn't matter if you put out a million of something if no one wants it. Then there's his money woes. He himself has stated that he's in over six figures in debt just with remodeling his house, his grandma's house that totes wasn't gifted to him for realsies. I think he has at least two mortgages out on this one property which he doesn't seem to take that good of care of. He recently tried to sell off tickets he had to some old foogie rock show with Green Day, Weezer, and some other band only 90's kids will remember but I don't think he has any biters. The extent of his financial issues is not fully known though. He likes to hint at shit in what I believe is an attempt to garner sympathy bucks in his patreon. I believe that because he does this ALL THE TIME. There was something like a two week period where he did nothing but yell and try to guilt people into donating to him. Can't wait till the next issue that pops up for him. Sara's probably gonna get the coof again while falling down their broken front porch steps. Give to his patreon if you have a heart otherwise KEEP ON SCROLLING if you wanna piss on his hardship.

The real question is is he finally gonna hit that 150 patreonies because of this so he can finally release that vid of him skanking in an inflatable T-rex costume to his podcast theme song? Past history suggests no.
How the fuck do you have money issues when you’re a mech eng?? My gf’s best friend is a mech eng and she makes like low six figures per year. I guess consooming is what’s eating up the rest of his income- the income that isn’t going towards feeding the other cows in his house
 
How the fuck do you have money issues when you’re a mech eng?? My gf’s best friend is a mech eng and she makes like low six figures per year. I guess consooming is what’s eating up the rest of his income- the income that isn’t going towards feeding the other cows in his house
Have you seen how much beer Chris drinks? And not cheap beer, either. His physique would suggest that he eats out quite a bit as well.
 
Have you seen how much beer Chris drinks? And not cheap beer, either. His physique would suggest that he eats out quite a bit as well.
No. Like I said, I’m only familiar with the e.coli-and-cola chef, Blobert. I didn’t even know Blobert’s brother was this much of a lolcow. I guess I have some reading to do on the older pages of this thread. All I knew was that Blob’s brother let’s Blob live in his basement, honestly.
 
How the fuck do you have money issues when you’re a mech eng?? My gf’s best friend is a mech eng and she makes like low six figures per year. I guess consooming is what’s eating up the rest of his income- the income that isn’t going towards feeding the other cows in his house
He's also a fan of, and avid consoomer of, craft beers which is undoubtedly a money sink. Chris has also never stated how many six figures of debt he's in with just his house. Judging by the work that's been done and things like I'm pretty sure he said there was asbestos in the house I'm guessing 250-500 thousand. There's also the alleged health issues. He claims that his wife Sara needs special meds. Meds that are so special he can only get them from a certain pharmacist. We know this because he wigged out when his insurance company changed and his pharmacist was suddenly out of network. This meant that he could never ever ever use that one again or the sun would explode. There's also that he didn't want to use another pharmacist because there once was a problem with the medication and something got messed up. The details are strictly confidential other than what he would bitch to MassHealth about on twitter. On top of that one of his kids is special needs. What that means we don't know. Chris has stated that the kid needs some kind of therapy or meds or something. What that means we don't know. Either way those would all be money sinks, assuming any of it is true.

This is all under the assumption that he's still working too, or in the same capacity.
 
He recently tried to sell off tickets he had to some old foogie rock show with Green Day, Weezer, and some other band only 90's kids will remember but I don't think he has any biters
The tickets were sold. And you forgot his Smart-Fridge.

The UK is so cruel because they can't take in 20,000 non-English speakers in one go.
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According to Wikipedia, Bobby's most-trusted source, Patel's grandparents have settled in the UK since the 1960s, while Idi Amin didn't become president of Uganda until 1971.

Glenn Greenwald speaks the damning truth about the Western Left.
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Peter Coffin calls out a member of The Squad for being her born-retarded self.
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And Coffin's apprehension for increasingly penetrative cybersurvillence makes him a superstitious caveman, a Believer, in short.
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From yesterday's "Smart Thread". Bobby is onto something in drawing the parallel between Marxism and Christian soteriology...
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...but then he'd just have to go full retard.
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**OrsonWellesClapping.gif** That's our Bobby!


Death Cult and imaginary friend:
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Telling white people to hate themselves is just like teaching them to recycle.
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American Taliban:
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Who is Hambly?

Concerning the deaths of a family of hikers in California:
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*am*r*ate
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"I defended MovieBob and people insult me!", so a bad thing happened to a bad person?

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Reeree reeliams.
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Rest assured no one will see Eternals considering it will be banned in China.

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The tickets were sold. And you forgot his Smart-Fridge.
lol I totally forgot about that amongst the detritus of Chris's life
"present-day Chinese fantasy blockbusters"
Does anyone else remember Bob tweeting about why Marvel or Star Wars never do good in China and it was because they get something like six big CGI mess fests a year? I can't remember if it was 2018 or 2019 but I remember it was something about an underwater city, an evil king, and a blue baby who grew a bunch of arms and defeated the king's guards by taking it's blue wiener out and pissing on them. It was borderline unwatchable, not because of what was happening but because it was so retarded. He lauded that as great and engaging cinema iirc and that's why Star Wars, now that I think about it, tanks over there, because they're already saturated with and not impressed by our CGI mess fests. It has nothing to do with how the last Star War movies were nonsensical messes that were obvious even if you didn't speak the language. Underwater blue babies growing arms and defeating their enemies with baby's own piss is what he means by "present-day Chinese fantasy blockbusters". Do not trust this man to make a sandwich he has such bad judgement.
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If this was Bob's busted pinky instead of Chris's, what odds do you give that he'd spin some web of bullshit that he broke it putting some bigot in the hospital?
Very high. It was lost in the great server crash of 2019 but he claimed that there was great catharsis to hearing the crack of someone's head as it hit the bar after kicking their stool our from under them. Let's also not forget the time he claimed that at some pride rally a cop harassed some screaming danger hair but was too scared to go after our autistic ally warrior.
 
Until English invents a better second person plural I'm using "y'all."
Yeah, but doing it to simplify is different that the urbanite hipster fags who do it to be condescending and sound worldly while simultaneously shitting on rural & southern culture.

I do it too, but I'm so lazy I don't even add an apostrophe.
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Dr. Blobertus either forgets or isn't aware that Cyanobacteria play an extremely important role in adding oxygen to the Earth's atmosphere. Many scientists will argue cyanobac are more important than trees in this regard.
 
I'm sure Blobert is going to try and pass off the Eternals as some quasi religious concept, but as someone who was enough of a retard to buy comics for years, I have literally only seen them referenced one time in a comic. They're literally only of interest because Jack Kirby worked on them and they're basically the off brand New Gods, but with the major difference being that the New Gods are acclaimed and people actually like them.
 
The irony of all this being that there isn't any shame in ditch digging if it puts food on the table and let's you support your family. We need ditch diggers and janitors just as much as we need doctors and scientists. We just happen to live in an age where those old ways of doing things are starting to fall by the wayside thanks to the parasites in the government and financial sectors. It's why we have these so-called "elites" working at Starbucks while the dudes digging ditches are making more. No one wants to dig ditches, ergo the tradesmen are the ones earning now.
And the funny thing is those 'elites' still consider themselves superior for having mill degrees and the opinions of the right side of history. Meanwhile, they're struggling to keep a roof over their heads while the ditch digger has his own house. But that's just because he's a white man who's privileged.

Bob tells himself similar things to explain why he's not a billionaire yet.
 
And Coffin's apprehension for increasingly penetrative cybersurvillence makes him a superstitious caveman, a Believer, in short.
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Haha, oh man.

So it looks like our favorite abuser of the term "Nazi," teamimpossible4, finally got suspended. Last time his tweets were posted in this thread was back on Tuesday, so it was around then that he got the banhammer. Dunno if it's permanent or not, but hilarious either way.

And now look, there's another person in Bob's replies who's using the same "shut up nazi troll" line to anyone who dares disagree with Der Blobbenfuhrer. sonsofsamcrow has been around since October 2020, but his posting history is pretty funny. First he fires off a single tweet to Youtube to unsuspend his account for violating hate speech policies (gee, I wonder what he could have said), then he goes silent until November 23rd, where he then proceeds to tweet 217 times over the next three days (yes I counted them, have pity on my soul), going silent again on the 26th. It's a lot of tweeting at Bob and Bob's circle, making liberal use of "nazi" over and over again. Either his main account had been hit with a temporary suspension at this point or he just forgot what account he was signed into. Can't see it anymore, obviously, but I'd like to know if there was a gap in ol' teamimpossible4's posting history on that time period.

Fast forward to yesterday, and the account has fired up once more to do the exact same shit, coinciding with his suspension on his main account. And you just know that if he got reported for hate speech (or better, ban evasion) and got suspended again, he'd be right back at it on another account. Twitter really is an addiction for these people.

Finally, something I found amusing while scrolling through his timeline:
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I’m only broadly familiar with Blob through his most retarded exploits but I’m not as familiar with anything about his brother (other than the fact that Blob apparently lives in his basement and calls it his “basement apartment”). What does this fat retard do for a living that would cause him to punch a wall on the job then patch himself up with an electricians bandaid?
Bob ackshually lives in a basement half of a split-level home in the suburb called Revere, owned (last anyone checked) by an aunt who does not live on the property (Bob once tweeted a few years ago when people accused him of living "in [his] brother's basement/mom's basement" that he would have noticed if he lived with family) and uses it as rental income and rents the top half to complete strangers to Bob. Bob's been there since about 2014 and I bet the people upstairs are still complete asshole strangers to Bob (as he has a separate entrance he never has to interact with them). Dollars will get you donuts the aunt gives Bob a break on rent.

Chris on the other hand bought his grandparents' house in the suburb of Lynn, from the estate after their deaths. As far as I can tell, that house doesn't even HAVE a basement.

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Did TeamImpossible get a new sock/troll account, or are there just that many more other spergs of Bobby angel white knighters that drop that phrase whenever they defend the Blobbenfuhrer?

EDIT: haha, ninja'd by @King Dead
 
Until English invents a better second person plural I'm using "y'all."
It's a perfectly natural thing to use. But then again, I grew up in North Carolina so perhaps that's just the mayoghoul in me speaking.

The problem with the phrase is that Bob and his ilk will continue to use it to talk down to people. That's something I've noticed a lot is when troons or other devoted followers of The Message want to speak to people they hate, they drop a "y'all" in there and it sounds incredibly unnatural. Southern dialect to them just means retard speech.
 
These people think knowing how to do shit with computers makes you smarter, not realizing that while the people from the previous generation didn't grow up with these things and as a result have a harder time with them, THESE morons don't know anything about how much work living in past generations was and how much you needed to know. You're not stupid if you can't handle the present. You're stupid if you think you're smarter than the next person.
I remember my parents used to tell people I was "good with computers" as if I knew how to program or set up a network. I mean if their friends wanted to install custom Doom WADs or something, sure, I'm "good with computers".
 
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