Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

When parents tell their children "I sent you to school to be smarter than me", their expectation is that the kids will become more knowledgeable than their parents as adults. The teacher in the video was telling snot-eaters that already "most likely you are smarter than them" and that "you can believe whatever you want to believe". She is driving a wedge between the kids and their parents, makes them question their authority and be more amendable to liberal brainwashing (because you just never hear such teachers say "you are smarter than me and you don't have to believe what I told you"). This is the quality education that promises us a generation of super Bobs.

More info on Chris's condition:
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Still suspect he's faking an injury or broke his hand on purpose.

Why? Because a boxer's fracture is a broken knuckle or the tip of the metacarpal first of all, and you would very likely see serious bruising around that area due to the impact of a bad punch to a wall or whatever he chimped out at. Second, while his hand is showing a divot in his splint photo which is a decent tell, you can get the exact same result if you tie your bindings tight enough, especially when you're fat. Thirdly, doing diy splints is a fucking terrible idea, since you're likely going to set the bone wrong. Lastly, I've seen what type of casts you use for these injuries; it's a LOT more common to get a shorter hand cast or still have a splint.

Again, I can't confirm that he's a lying fucking faggot. I just find it very convenient that he broke his hand when his work picked up in intensity after crying endlessly about how he hates his work. Now I'm not trying to say that Chris Chipman is faking an injury or intentionally got one to get worker's comp and paid leave... but it's interesting nonetheless.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

More about that "The CIA created The Taliban" cartoon:

If you're interested, it came from this hilariously autistic page.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

An example of "floofy magic animals" for consoomers:

Context for this because it really needs it. Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, is pure consoomer

https://twitter.com/tyler_freshcorn

Nigga's page is nothing but constant shitting out of tweets of MCU with a dab of respec 4 da womyns

Spoiler: nods respectfully towards you

I'm not a fit man. I haven't been trained in any martial arts. I have zero doubts in my mind that I would be able to break this crossfit thot with minimal trouble. It'd be Moldylocks meets Tae-bo. Fun fact about lil miss "I broke my hand autistically punching a wall too!"

Because of course he does

This particular bit from Embarrassment goes as such

https://twitter.com/tyler_freshcorn/status/1427382184546082819

tweeted pic of the thing that will be a household name

Which then led to where we came in

Timeline:

• Some woke comic sped states that it's commendable that Disney didn't whore out the headless, Appa, seraphim....thing because it would've been soooooooooooo easy to do because it's sooooooooooooooo marketable and everyone's gonna love the headless, Appa, seraphim....thing
• Embarrassment states that he saw said headless, Appa, seraphim....thing plushty at big chain retailer and has instant remorse that he did not consoom
• Two days later, Embarrassment finally drags himself out of bed and makes the dangerous and arduous journey to his local big chain retailer so he can purchase said plushy and consoom
• Embarrassment posts the pic of him and said plushy like it's some kind of accomplishment.
• Need to consoom has been satiated.

I don't have a problem with escapism. I don't have a problem with people collecting doo dads and what not. I don't even have a problem with someone showing off their collection, whether that's gacha ball key chains or 1/144 scale Gundam models. This is none of those things. Embarrassment has made this his being. It is so ingrained in him it is now his id. I would say that it's pathetic but I don't even feel like that encompasses the metastasized cancer that is consooming and I don't know what the cure is or if there is one. It's enough to make me question my lolbertarian views of "You are responsible for your own life, success, and happiness" to wondering if I wouldn't be better putting on a pair of jackboots and start singing "Grün ist unser Fallschirm".

I went as much as I cared to through his feed to see if find that final piece of the puzzle, the want for socialism, but I found something probably far more horrific.

That sweet, sweet taste from the member berries as that succulent member berry juice runs down your chin

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I suspect that he is lying his ass off about breaking his pinky. Firstly because there's not any bruising whatsoever on either finger he allegedly broke. I've broken a digit myself, and it bruised nicely. Looking at other examples, I've also seen they have bruising of some sort as well due to damaged blood vessels.

Also, you don't get a full fucking cast like that; you get splints or a hand cast at most based on treatment I'm currently looking at.

Now I can't confirm and say that he's trying to skive off his OH SO HARD WORK that he cried about a day ago by faking a broken finger. But it's pretty suspect, given he now can avoid doing heavy work and conveniently avoid the worst of FAT while still getting paid.

Agree. I had a boxer’s fracture years ago, which took my knuckle clean off - it was a magnificent shade of purple. But the cast was only about halfway up my lower arm. Methinks this is being milked.

 

[Foltest]

Agree. I had a boxer’s fracture years ago, which took my knuckle clean off - it was a magnificent shade of purple. But the cast was only about halfway up my lower arm. Methinks this is being milked.

Chris milking for asspat?! He would never do that!

 

[Adamska]

Agree. I had a boxer’s fracture years ago, which took my knuckle clean off - it was a magnificent shade of purple. But the cast was only about halfway up my lower arm. Methinks this is being milked.

In my case, I somehow only broke my pinky toe after falling down the last quarter of a staircase. The entire toe and a good chunk of the foot were bruised as fuck.

I see not a bit of injury. I also know if you consult the right NP or doctor shop hard enough you can probably get a fake cast like that.

Chris milking for asspat?! He would never do that!

Ohohoho, no.

He's not milking this solely for asspats online, though he does like doing that too.

He's doing it to skive off of work while still getting paid since he can't properly do much engineering with a busted hand. All because WORK HARD *sobs into a Samuel Adams as his special needs child goes without her life sustaining medicine*

I guess Chris didn't learn from his assraping by the IRS you don't try to cheat organizations. He's as dishonest as his brother is mentally retarded.

 

[Red Hood]

Don't bet on that. He is at high risk of being crushed to death by plastic crap.

Chink Capeshit:
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An example of "floofy magic animals" for consoomers:
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MCU's official fanfiction:
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Cuck Wendingo joins the praise on Boston Dynamics's parkour robots:
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To Bobby, Peter Coffin and his like are worse threats than MAGA ghouls, and they should get STOMPED.
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Bobby should have learned that such blatant, public display of affection is very much frowned upon:
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Bobby feels betrayed by someone whose consistency he respected
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("Smart Thread")

Smart Thread writer doesn't welcome Bobby's supercilious appraisal.
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Instead of the "worker's paradise", Bobby would rather support a monarch who promises to uplift the oppressed and support Art and Science. Can't say I'm not sympathetic with the idea.
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Covid. Turns out Bobby is a superspreader of the "real virus":
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Bobby and co. denies the lived experience of an anti-war conservative.
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Bobby takes umbrage at the term "NPC".
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As I've always insisted, it was the fault of Bobby's parents that he stays dumb:
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My father used to tell me, "just because you're an idiot you don't assume other people are idiots like you". This has become my motto: I respect other people's intelligence and strive to persuade others to respect mine.

If someone says "Y'all" I automatically subtract 30 IQ points.

 

[Koby_Fish]

When parents tell their children "I sent you to school to be smarter than me", their expectation is that the kids will become more knowledgeable than their parents as adults. The teacher in the video was telling snot-eaters that already "most likely you are smarter than them" and that "you can believe whatever you want to believe". She is driving a wedge between the kids and their parents, makes them question their authority and be more amendable to liberal brainwashing (because you just never hear such teachers say "you are smarter than me and you don't have to believe what I told you"). This is the quality education that promises us a generation of super Bobs.

More info on Chris's condition:
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And therein lies the stupidity: confusing knowledge for what is essentially processing power.
While stupidity could play into knowledge retention (or lack thereof), a person could be dumber than a sack of hammers and still retain knowledge. Think of it like, the information on a computer's drive is "knowledge". The processor capabilities (speed, capacity of processing) are the "intelligence".

So basically, knowing facts =/= intelligence, and teachers everywhere should be flogged for perpetuating this myth.

 

[Jacques Strap]

totally, without selfawareness he would have killed himself a long time ago

slightly off topic but I have always enjoyed your posts in this thread. They're uncomplicated and straight to the point. Bob is fat, unlovable and stupid. and you are always there to remind him of that in spiky prose

 

[Brother Wind]

Robert just likes to say shit doesn't he? "China thinks in dynasties" lmao no they fucking don't or does he really think a textbook autocrat like Xi plans on surendering power to a successor? The Taliban is still around because the US response to Afghanistan was shit, you shouldn't invade a country unless you're plan is to rule and you can't do the work for someone else then expect them to know what to do especially when the 'help' you're giving them is just an excuse to waste taxpayer dollars.

The U.S. Government Lied For Two Decades About Afghanistan

Using the same deceitful tactics they pioneered in Vietnam, U.S. political and military officials repeatedly misled the country about the prospects for success in Afghanistan.

greenwald.substack.com

I know Bob hates Greenwald but this is a pretty succinct breakdown on why Afghanistan failed and it has nothing to do with not 'thinking in dynasties'.


Isn't Superman married? And those supersecret clubhouses aren't that secret it's just common sense that Batman and Superman have spaces where they keep their toyetic gear.

"Genius stroke of the Mcu," I guarantee most Marvel watchers didn't give a shit if Iron Man had a secret identity or not, its an utterly forgettable peice of trivia that's never relevant in the movies.

I mean the secret lairs are 100% to be what kids think are. But not solely in a cynical way. Kane, and ummm the jewish fellows who made Superman, knew it was kiddy shit. However something that consoomers have lost and or perverted is its okay for adults to think kiddy shit is cool. And this covers the whole spectrum from normal people stuff to well spectrum level stuff.

Like sports and cars and especially obsession over them isn't exactly mature pursuits. Sure adults need cars, but tuning them and tricking them out? Thats just a level of indulgence. The kind of thing an adult probably enjoyed as a kid. Which, carries on that serious adults who wanted to feed themselves and their family, drawing stupid men in tights living out power fantasies. Batman and Superman have persisted and stuck around because they were probably drawn by smiling men. Men who were like, "Cool rocket cars and secret hideouts were fun when I was a kid, and I still think they are cool. I betcha these kids will love them too."

Now this is where consoomers I think get confused. Adults often still like kiddy shit. And it still means a lot to them. I never had a hardass grumpy man of a father. Or even a grandfather. But, my friends all told me about how they got into hunting or building or sports because of their dads and that was because of their dads dads. Or hell even military stuff. I can speak a bit more to the consoomers however in that my dad grew up with pop culture junk. And he allows himself some childish flights of fantasy. In particular he always really likes martial arts movies, so he always "bullied" me and my siblings by poking us with one inch punches or yowling like Bruce Lee and karate chopping us. Something I have on good authority both me and my brother do at our homes now. But the confusion is, that normal people know when to shift it off. Even if you like normie shit. Its fun to talk about something else. Anything else. Even if its mundane as hell.

Consoomers think they have a win when cape shit is seen as normal. Or cartoons. Or whatever the fuck. And yeah. This isn't a secret. I lied, I had a grandpa. Old hard ass Military man. Woke up at the crack of dawn, watched the news, worked his farm, maintained his life. And even he had a soft spot for old looney tunes and popeye. Because no one gives that shit up. But, in the weird chance that some consoomer is reading it. People don't want it to be the new normal. Its fun when its a diversion. Life is better when I can be proud of my spread sheets at work, and then go home and read some Dragon Ball. And not, when my life is inundated with escapism. Because thats no longer escapism. Thats just life. Life is more fun when you grow up.

 

[cypocryphy]

If someone says "Y'all" I automatically subtract 30 IQ points.

Especially if they're not southern. Though I don't know if New England uses "you'se" and "you'ser" like NJ/Philly does. That's sorta like the northeastern answer to "y'all".

But yeah...bald pasty "soy" guys trying to be sassy is fucking gay.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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This selective adherence to some never-before mentioned Chipman family creed is fascinating.

Given that this grimacing idiot talks mad shit about his father not "understanding" the career path of his boy's begging for Patreon welfare to make his poorly conceived, poorly executed, and poorly received video series, it's odd that he's quoting his father's wisdom as some kind of guiding code. Bob's father undoubtedly also told him to eat healthily, exercise, study, earn good marks in school, stop embarrassing the family name, play a team sport to understand how to function in a group, and work somewhere that offers health insurance, but none of that was worth listening to.

Remember, guys. This dude's certain he's better, smarter, and more valuable to society than you are. All of you. And most of the country, too. Evidently, his father was also a fucking moron and his mother can be seen in her natural habitat on the cover of the movie Ghoulies.

These people think knowing how to do shit with computers makes you smarter, not realizing that while the people from the previous generation didn't grow up with these things and as a result have a harder time with them, THESE morons don't know anything about how much work living in past generations was and how much you needed to know. You're not stupid if you can't handle the present. You're stupid if you think you're smarter than the next person.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

These people think knowing how to do shit with computers makes you smarter, not realizing that while the people from the previous generation didn't grow up with these things and as a result have a harder time with them, THESE morons don't know anything about how much work living in past generations was and how much you needed to know. You're not stupid if you can't handle the present. You're stupid if you think you're smarter than the next person.

When Robert's father was young, college was a place for the elites - rich kids, or really smart poor kids who hoisted themselves up by their bootstraps and earned their way into the Professional Class. That's why every ditch digger in the 50's turned to their sons and said "Allright kid, you're not going to waste your life digging ditches like I did. Yer gonna go to college and learn something that will make you rich and respected!" This was what Bob Sr. was trying to convey to Bob Jr. Basically "Get a job doing something intellectual so you won't end up a burger flipper."

Bobert took his father's exhortation to mean "Get the easiest college degree you can get, read a thesaurus, then do a Youtube schtick where you sperg over kids' movies and look down your nose at redneck stereotypes and strawmen." Bob and his ilk believe that it is only those who've gone to Diploma Mills and had their brains filled with Critical Race Theory who are qualified enough to lead the country. This is basically an attempt by urban bugmen to set up an aristocracy -only instead of swanning around and declaring yourself above other men because of Divine Right and Good Breeding, you declare yourself Superior by getting the right degrees, voting for the right political party and supporting the right activists. An unbiased party might look at today's school system churning out True Believers in Marxist dogma, and Medieval school systems where students were trained in the Catholic religion and see barely any difference. Bob will, however, declare today's schools system to be the pinnacle of education, while school systems of the past were teaching nothing but superstitious, obsolete garbage.

In other words, Bob only attaches value to the things he thinks will get him laid, rich and fed. It's only a coincidence that he ended up in a time and place where he became a Masshole Liberal - if he had been born in the 70's in the MidWest, he very well could have become a rabid Evangelist screaming about how rock bands were going to make your children sacrifice themselves to Satan.

 

[EnemyStand]

When Robert's father was young, college was a place for the elites - rich kids, or really smart poor kids who hoisted themselves up by their bootstraps and earned their way into the Professional Class. That's why every ditch digger in the 50's turned to their sons and said "Allright kid, you're not going to waste your life digging ditches like I did. Yer gonna go to college and learn something that will make you rich and respected!" This was what Bob Sr. was trying to convey to Bob Jr. Basically "Get a job doing something intellectual so you won't end up a burger flipper."

Bobert took his father's exhortation to mean "Get the easiest college degree you can get, read a thesaurus, then do a Youtube schtick where you sperg over kids' movies and look down your nose at redneck stereotypes and strawmen." Bob and his ilk believe that it is only those who've gone to Diploma Mills and had their brains filled with Critical Race Theory who are qualified enough to lead the country. This is basically an attempt by urban bugmen to set up an aristocracy -only instead of swanning around and declaring yourself above other men because of Divine Right and Good Breeding, you declare yourself Superior by getting the right degrees, voting for the right political party and supporting the right activists. An unbiased party might look at today's school system churning out True Believers in Marxist dogma, and Medieval school systems where students were trained in the Catholic religion and see barely any difference. Bob will, however, declare today's schools system to be the pinnacle of education, while school systems of the past were teaching nothing but superstitious, obsolete garbage.

In other words, Bob only attaches value to the things he thinks will get him laid, rich and fed. It's only a coincidence that he ended up in a time and place where he became a Masshole Liberal - if he had been born in the 70's in the MidWest, he very well could have become a rabid Evangelist screaming about how rock bands were going to make your children sacrifice themselves to Satan.

The irony of all this being that there isn't any shame in ditch digging if it puts food on the table and let's you support your family. We need ditch diggers and janitors just as much as we need doctors and scientists. We just happen to live in an age where those old ways of doing things are starting to fall by the wayside thanks to the parasites in the government and financial sectors. It's why we have these so-called "elites" working at Starbucks while the dudes digging ditches are making more. No one wants to dig ditches, ergo the tradesmen are the ones earning now.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Well, we all know their deep and abiding love for nuclear families. (Item 11 for anyone who doesn't want to wade through a river of . This is just one example. I could trivially dig up more.)

Oh, goodness no. Reading Rainbow's "you don't have to take my word for it" was almost revolutionary. Well, counter-revolutionary, I guess.

I remember when I was a kid decades ago, the teacher once made a mistake in math class (100x100 = 1000 or some other brainfart) and when I pointed it out the class was horrified. (To her credit, the teacher was appreciative.) I think the reason I still remember it is because some of the kids who were so shocked by this were the same ones who never sat down and shut up when ordered to. That confused me for so damn long, that kids who refused to take orders from a person also blindly accepted facts from that same person. It just did not fit into my little-kid understanding of the world as something logical and consistent.


The Farms: Haven for autistic old farts (with varying individual degrees of autism, age, and farting) laughing at the cows and watching the world burn. Hell of a future to look forward to.

They take specific care to mention “mothers” but not “fathers” or any other type of male parental/role model figure, gee I wonder why

 

[Positron]

Being in a sling didn't stop Chris from simping his favorite, married, Angel:

 

[Nate Higgers]

I’m only broadly familiar with Blob through his most retarded exploits but I’m not as familiar with anything about his brother (other than the fact that Blob apparently lives in his basement and calls it his “basement apartment”). What does this fat retard do for a living that would cause him to punch a wall on the job then patch himself up with an electricians bandaid?

 

[mandatorylurk]

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Called it, fatty never learned how to threw a punch so when he tard raged, probably on a renovated wall in his tax cheat home, he limp wristed it and got a stinger. No way do you wrap the whole hand with that act he photographed earlier, but again, he's doing it to abstain from work.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I’m only broadly familiar with Blob through his most retarded exploits but I’m not as familiar with anything about his brother (other than the fact that Blob apparently lives in his basement and calls it his “basement apartment”). What does this fat retard do for a living that would cause him to punch a wall on the job then patch himself up with an electricians bandaid?

First off, uhm actshually it's a "Sub level suite" so get that right next time. Secondly, that's not Bob that's his baby brother Chris. Chris is a mechanical engineer with a real degree, a real job, and has become a bonified cow himself. What he did to his hand we'll never actually know, assuming he actually hurt himself which I personally doubt due to lack of bruising in his makeshift splint pic. Why he did it is fun to speculate on. He's been complaining for quite a few months about things being really hard right now and no one seeming to care. On top of his job he is/was (I don't even know anymore) something like 8 podcasts that no one listened to. He would try to guilt people into giving him money by saying things like "I've put out 13 different pieces of work this week. Surely that's worth something! I worked hard on this" all the while never once considering that it doesn't matter if you put out a million of something if no one wants it. Then there's his money woes. He himself has stated that he's in over six figures in debt just with remodeling his house, his grandma's house that totes wasn't gifted to him for realsies. I think he has at least two mortgages out on this one property which he doesn't seem to take that good of care of. He recently tried to sell off tickets he had to some old foogie rock show with Green Day, Weezer, and some other band only 90's kids will remember but I don't think he has any biters. The extent of his financial issues is not fully known though. He likes to hint at shit in what I believe is an attempt to garner sympathy bucks in his patreon. I believe that because he does this ALL THE TIME. There was something like a two week period where he did nothing but yell and try to guilt people into donating to him. Can't wait till the next issue that pops up for him. Sara's probably gonna get the coof again while falling down their broken front porch steps. Give to his patreon if you have a heart otherwise KEEP ON SCROLLING if you wanna piss on his hardship.

The real question is is he finally gonna hit that 150 patreonies because of this so he can finally release that vid of him skanking in an inflatable T-rex costume to his podcast theme song? Past history suggests no.

 

[Flexo]

Especially if they're not southern. Though I don't know if New England uses "you'se" and "you'ser" like NJ/Philly does. That's sorta like the northeastern answer to "y'all".

But yeah...bald pasty "soy" guys trying to be sassy is fucking gay.

Until English invents a better second person plural I'm using "y'all."