Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

The UK is so cruel because they can't take in 20,000 non-English speakers in one go.
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According to Wikipedia, Bobby's most-trusted source, Patel's grandparents have settled in the UK since the 1960s, while Idi Amin didn't become president of Uganda until 1971.

Moviebob claims to be a "studen of history" (claims made on 2016.05.01 and 2019.07.19). My guess: His GPA for every history class he's taken may be hovering somewhere around zero.

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Glenn Greenwald speaks the damning truth about the Western Left.
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Moviebaizuo.

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Peter Coffin calls out a member of The Squad for being her born-retarded self.
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Moviebob: "...'the system' bends over backwards to advance the least deserving..."

Seems like an odd choice of words. The system doesn't seem to be bending over backward to aid the least-deserving because there is no evidence that the system is doing anything to help Bob out.

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And Coffin's apprehension for increasingly penetrative cybersurvillence makes him a superstitious caveman, a Believer, in short.
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A better example of caveman sci-fi:

Me supposed to be now travel stars, talk with smart metal thing, choose body to insert soul. Instead me still on rock, wonder how appease "white worker". Me no forgive trogs who steal me earn future.

Actually, you can go ahead and forget that I wrote that. An average Neanderthal has more cerebral functionality than Moviebob does.

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From yesterday's "Smart Thread". Bobby is onto something in drawing the parallel between Marxism and Christian soteriology...
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No young person should trust Moviebob on anything regarding politics.

No old person should trust Moviebob on anything regarding politics.

Hell, no person capable to reading, writing, and speaking English with any level of adequacy should trust Moviebob on anything regarding politics.

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Death Cult and imaginary friend:
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Moviebob: "It's tempting to characterize people [...] as being 'on the side of the virus'..."

E...

X...

QUEEZE ME?

If memory serves, Moviebob literally IS on the side of the virus; Bob wanted to play Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc." when Senator Lindsey Graham contracted COVID-19 and he literally asked for people with even a mere head cold to cough on Governor Greg Abbott. Let's not forget how much he'd love to see red-district residents experience an outbreak resulting in infection... and worse.

(Ironically, given that 70+ guests tested positive for COVID-19 during Barack Obama's recent birthday party, Bob's been silent on the subject. Makes you wonder if he's not mentioned this particular incident in fear of being exposed--yet again--as a hypocritical asshole.)

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"A super smart scientist saving the [...] human race, despite being completely unappreciated in his time." Suffice to say that this show's lead character is not based on Moviebob.

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Telling white people to hate themselves is just like teaching them to recycle.
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If Rush Limbaugh actually is in Hell... well, let's just say that, once Moviebob leaves his mortal coil, Rush will be meeting Moviebob at the Hades' gates.

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American Taliban:
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I'll believe the GOP is the American Taliban once its members start advocating for throwing openly LGBTQetc. citizens off roofs and beheading people for political apostacy.

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Who is Hambly?

I don't know who Hambly is, either. Whoever Hambly is, though, he'd still be a better president than Fuckwit in Chief Biden.

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*am*r*ate
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"I defended MovieBob and people insult me!", so a bad thing happened to a bad person?

I don't buy The People's Bayonet tale about "defending Moviebob from undue hate" because there all verbal Internet-based hatred directed toward Moviebob is justifiable.

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Simp:
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Much like Thinkers™, Good Writers™ is another Internet clique in which Moviebob does not belong.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Moviebob claims to be a "studen of history" (claims made on 2016.05.01 and 2019.07.19). My guess: His GPA for every history class he's taken may be hovering somewhere around zero.

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Moviebaizuo.

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Moviebob: "...'the system' bends over backwards to advance the least deserving..."

Seems like an odd choice of words. The system doesn't seem to be bending over backward to aid the least-deserving because there is no evidence that the system is doing anything to help Bob out.

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A better example of caveman sci-fi:

Actually, you can go ahead and forget that I wrote that. An average Neanderthal has more cerebral functionality than Moviebob does.

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No young person should trust Moviebob on anything regarding politics.

No old person should trust Moviebob on anything regarding politics.

Hell, no person capable to reading, writing, and speaking English with any level of adequacy should trust Moviebob on anything regarding politics.

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Moviebob: "It's tempting to characterize people [...] as being 'on the side of the virus'..."

E...

X...

QUEEZE ME?

If memory serves, Moviebob literally IS on the side of the virus; Bob wanted to play Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc." when Senator Lindsey Graham contracted COVID-19 and he literally asked for people with even a mere head cold to cough on Governor Greg Abbott. Let's not forget how much he'd love to see red-district residents experience an outbreak resulting in infection... and worse.

(Ironically, given that 70+ guests tested positive for COVID-19 during Barack Obama's recent birthday party, Bob's been silent on the subject. Makes you wonder if he's not mentioned this particular incident in fear of being exposed--yet again--as a hypocritical asshole.)

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"A super smart scientist saving the [...] human race, despite being completely unappreciated in his time." Suffice to say that this show's lead character is not based on Moviebob.

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If Rush Limbaugh actually is in Hell... well, let's just say that, once Moviebob leaves his mortal coil, Rush will be meeting Moviebob at the Hades' gates.

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I'll believe the GOP is the American Taliban once its members start advocating for throwing openly LGBTQetc. citizens off roofs and beheading people for political apostacy.

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I don't know who Hambly is, either. Whoever Hambly is, though, he'd still be a better president than Fuckwit in Chief Biden.

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I don't buy The People's Bayonet tale about "defending Moviebob from undue hate" because there all verbal Internet-based hatred directed toward Moviebob is justifiable.

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Much like Thinkers™, Good Writers™ is another Internet clique in which Moviebob does not belong.

I'm not sure but I think "Hambly" may be a reference to Jeremy Hambly, AKA "The Quartering" on youtube. He has a thread.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's a perfectly natural thing to use. But then again, I grew up in North Carolina so perhaps that's just the mayoghoul in me speaking.

The problem with the phrase is that Bob and his ilk will continue to use it to talk down to people. That's something I've noticed a lot is when troons or other devoted followers of The Message want to speak to people they hate, they drop a "y'all" in there and it sounds incredibly unnatural. Southern dialect to them just means retard speech.

It's more idiotic they think it is working. It only means they are being the ones who are retarded. It seems racism runs deep when it is done to the undesirable.

If memory serves, Moviebob literally IS on the side of the virus; Bob wanted to play Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc." when Senator Lindsey Graham contracted COVID-19 and he literally asked for people with even a mere head cold to cough on Governor Greg Abbott. Let's not forget how much he'd love to see red-district residents experience an outbreak resulting in infection... and worse

Because all methods works if it means getting rid of the people that do deserve it, friendo. Like this motherfucker thinks he is safe because he got the shots while other people are dying and losing people because of the virus, he makes it so easy to hate his guts. But the fact he can sign off lives so casually makes me glad he is too incompetent to ever get a position of power itself.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> American Taliban

Which of these pictures is of a violent extremist group that attacks Christians, and which party does that group support?

 

[Koby_Fish]

> American Taliban

Which of these pictures is of a violent extremist group that attacks Christians, and which party does that group support?
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crayon-eater bob is listening to his senpais (they came up with this concept long before he did) who are like "hurr durr evangelical fundy christians want the same things Al Qaeda Muslims want - women barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen and all covered up! Also they sekritly want to stone the gheys and adulterous whamen."

 

[Laughingjoke2]

> American Taliban

Which of these pictures is of a violent extremist group that attacks Christians, and which party does that group support?
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Ever notice how outside of the occasional token POC Antifa is usually whiter than a Klan Rally?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Haha, oh man.

So it looks like our favorite abuser of the term "Nazi," teamimpossible4, finally got suspended. Last time his tweets were posted in this thread was back on Tuesday, so it was around then that he got the banhammer. Dunno if it's permanent or not, but hilarious either way.

And now look, there's another person in Bob's replies who's using the same "shut up nazi troll" line to anyone who dares disagree with Der Blobbenfuhrer. sonsofsamcrow has been around since October 2020, but his posting history is pretty funny. First he fires off a single tweet to Youtube to unsuspend his account for violating hate speech policies (gee, I wonder what he could have said), then he goes silent until November 23rd, where he then proceeds to tweet 217 times over the next three days (yes I counted them, have pity on my soul), going silent again on the 26th. It's a lot of tweeting at Bob and Bob's circle, making liberal use of "nazi" over and over again. Either his main account had been hit with a temporary suspension at this point or he just forgot what account he was signed into. Can't see it anymore, obviously, but I'd like to know if there was a gap in ol' teamimpossible4's posting history on that time period.

Fast forward to yesterday, and the account has fired up once more to do the exact same shit, coinciding with his suspension on his main account. And you just know that if he got reported for hate speech (or better, ban evasion) and got suspended again, he'd be right back at it on another account. Twitter really is an addiction for these people.

Finally, something I found amusing while scrolling through his timeline:
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Ya gotta give to them autists man. They are something else and they NEVER let something go. Apparently Impossible couldn't keep his sped mouth shut other places too.

https://twitter.com/sonsofsamcrow/status/1330912304305745922

sonsofsamcrow on Twitter: "awesome thank you so much!… "

archived 20 Aug 2021 13:38:51 UTC

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Get rekt nerd. This is the future you wanted and advocated for and I could not help you, even if I wanted to.
*dontcallitagrave.exe*
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[Gaear Grimsrud]

About this stuff about how any white guy can make it in America.

...Is Bob under the impression that he "made it"? He lives in a fucking basement.

Hell, Chris "made it" more than Bob did, and Chris is still miserable.

 

[Flexo]

I assume he means "metaphorical stitches" but I still want to know what the hell he's talking about. Oh wait, it's the most verbose and woe-is-me way to express the old idea "humans are flawed and make mistakes."


Sometimes the biggest challenge to my faith in God's justice is that Bob doesn't self-implode now and then.


Did TeamImpos get a new account?

EDIT: Ah I see. Thank you, @King Dead

You guys is perfectly adequate and doesnt make you sound like a drunken hick.

Hey! I usually am drunk.

Yeah, but doing it to simplify is different that the urbanite hipster fags who do it to be condescending and sound worldly while simultaneously shitting on rural & southern culture.

Very true. I may want to kill all humans, but hipsters gonna be first.

 

[Rei is shit]

About this stuff about how any white guy can make it in America.

...Is Bob under the impression that he "made it"? He lives in a fucking basement.

Hell, Chris "made it" more than Bob did, and Chris is still miserable.

That is only because the (white) troglodytes stole the future he EARNED.

 

[Brother Wind]

Sometimes the biggest challenge to my faith in God's justice is that Bob doesn't self-implode now and then.

Turns out God is omniscient, and timeless, but falliable. Thus I like to think that means the wrong Bostonian's head just did that.

 

[Flexo]

Turns out God is omniscient, and timeless, but falliable. Thus I like to think that means the wrong Bostonian's head just did that.

Or Bob is being the most effective evangelist for Christianity in decades and God's like "gotta keep him around."

 

[Brother Wind]

Or Bob is being the most effective evangelist for Christianity in decades and God's like "gotta keep him around."

Not gonna lie, he has made me rethink atheism and socialism and video games and cape shit and how long I can go with out a bath and how I should speak to people and what videos I watch on the internet and to start bits without knowing my endgame and how many calories I intake

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

The fact he can sign off lives so casually makes me glad he is too incompetent to ever get a position of power itself.

Agreed.

You know why I never worry about people like Bob gaining power? It’s because they’re too stupid and lazy to obtain it.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'm not sure but I think "Hambly" may be a reference to Jeremy Hambly, AKA "The Quartering" on youtube. He has a thread.

Who do you all think hates each other more: females in the vicinity of other, younger, more attractive females, or morbidly obese YouTubers? Who do you think has a more vastly inflated sense of self-worth, an average attractive woman, or these borderline mentally retarded blobs? A few years ago these would have been an easy questions to answer.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Who do you all think hates each other more: females in the vicinity of other, younger, more attractive females, or morbidly obese YouTubers? Who do you think has a more vastly inflated sense of self-worth, an average attractive woman, or these borderline mentally retarded blobs? A few years ago these would have been an easy questions to answer.

I put my money on the fat, ugly, stupid ones. After all, they’re the ones always talking smack.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Who do you all think hates each other more: females in the vicinity of other, younger, more attractive females, or morbidly obese YouTubers? Who do you think has a more vastly inflated sense of self-worth, an average attractive woman, or these borderline mentally retarded blobs? A few years ago these would have been an easy questions to answer.

I think it gets even more meta.

Internet Bloodsports arose from fat youtube beardoes discovering their fat, bearded audience would give them more money for savaging their own kind.

Internet hate is really facial hair and body fat all the way down.

 

[Adamska]

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I assume he means "metaphorical stitches" but I still want to know what the hell he's talking about. Oh wait, it's the most verbose and woe-is-me way to express the old idea "humans are flawed and make mistakes."

Oh I guess Bob finally realized that Lindsay wishes he went into a diabetic coma and died. It only proves why he should be locked in a tard home if it took him this many months to realize her apology still openly stated she hated his guts.

 

[Dumb beast]

Oh I guess Bob finally realized that Lindsay wishes he went into a diabetic coma and died. It only proves why he should be locked in a tard home if it took him this many months to realize her apology still openly stated she hated his guts.

Funny that you mention her, I just found this on the bird app.

 

[Flexo]

Bob's inner mind revealed.