Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

These pictures lit up my troon-dar, but videos on her Twitter suggests she is a genuine, albeit ugly, woman.

It's the Moe Howard haircut that throws you off.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Hey guys, I have a question for you.

We’re always talking about how stupid and delusional Bob is, but I wonder…, Do you think deep down inside, there’s a bit of self-awareness?

I’ve seen tons of people like Bob always complaining, and bragging and talking about how everyone else is an idiot but them. But do you think deep down there’s a part of them that knows something isn’t right?

Like, they know they’re something wrong with them?

What do you guys think?

Oh, he knows. He knows every single day he wakes up. He knows very painful after Lindsay. But he refuses to show any sign of blood as that would imply he admitting he was wrong. That all he did was for nothing. And that he cannot change course to try and move on.

Hatred is all he has. Hatred of all kinds turned into delusion, narcissism, and sociopathy. Hatred is the only thing keeping his heart moving. Take that away and what other thing does he have to strive for? All doors are closed to Him. And letting that ponder will send Bob to an early grave. (Out of diabetes, heartbreak, or a mix of both)

It's truly a tragedy as one day his hate will run out. And so will come his spiral to depression. I don't wish it to happen. But it's sadly inevitable.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It's truly a tragedy as one day his hate will run out. And so will come his spiral to depression. I don't wish it to happen. But it's sadly inevitable.

It's a shame that the hate reserves are being so callously used with no thought to conservation.

<thunberg>How dare you.</thunberg>

 

[Positron]

Hate is the only renewable resource among SJWs, the perpetual energy that keeps the circle spinning. Bobby can readily replenish his hate through his Angels.

 

[WULULULULU]

Hate is the only renewable resource among SJWs, the perpetual energy that keeps the circle spinning. Bobby can readily replenish his hate through his Angels.

Not even a pause. You'd realize that all those anger, hate and apathy you have on yourself gets boring. True, if you are a cynic you would be skeptical at anything but even a cynic would have a pause at being angry all the time. You'd think that as a normal human being, Bob would at the very least take a break but nope, not on his vision.

It's all just so tiresome man.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

He's too fat for the Taliban. They need people who can run, jump and climb while fighting.

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Yet the Free World is led by a man so demented that he got outsmarted by barely literate monkeys.

These pictures lit up my troon-dar, but videos on her Twitter suggests she is a genuine, albeit ugly, woman.

Adults: "The Afghanistan war was the biggest failure of the past two decades."
Bob: "BUT TUCKER AND GLENN ARE MEANIE HEADS!!!!!!!!"

 

[Flexo]

So, according to Bobby, the premise of the new He-Man is that the uppity female protagonist finds out how wrong she is and resolves to change?

I know they never would but part of me really wishes Nintendo would replace Mario with a black lesbian woman just to watch Bob freak out but be unable to express his anger.

 

[Neko GF]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

I don't think the Taliban would want Robert. He doesn't have any skills that would be useful for them (i.e. engineering, military training, etc.) .

They have no use for a fat tard who knows nothing outside of pop-culture.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

No. At best, he'll make them laugh with his illusion of grandeur. At worst, they'll cut his head, and use it as an example of how Americans are corrupted to the very core.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

He could be one of the 72 virgins.

 

[Felis Meanis]

And the dipshit framed it in movie terms too...I'm sorry I'm just so tired of it all...

Haha, it really is the cherry on top, isn't it?

 

[JayHarrison]

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Yet the Free World is led by a man so demented that he got outsmarted by barely literate monkeys.

Speaking of barely literate monkeys, h...e...r...e...'...s... Moviebob!

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Bobby have faith in America's ability to turn colored Believers into Thinkers:
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America does have a high success of making Americans. Unfortunately for Bob, he ended up in the Reject Bin for being such a poorly produced specimen.

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Bobby cares about babies -- as long as they are colored:
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So let's make a deal: America takes the baby and return the rest of the package to the sender, okay?

Or, as Moviebob would say, they're just a clump of cells.

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Bobby's ancestry can be traced back to a criminal.
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So THAT explains Bob's perpetually hateful, misanthropic behavior!

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Bobby on modern art:
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Yick! That first car looks like a Botox injectino gone wrong; the second looks like a something Stay-Puft would have crapped out!

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Ugly woman claims if we don't want illegal immigrants, we should have stopped breeding.
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These pictures lit up my troon-dar, but videos on her Twitter suggests she is a genuine, albeit ugly, woman.

To those who oppose the concept of national borders, I challenge them to move out from where they currently live and spend a month in any structure without ANY physical walls, whatsoever. When you look at a house (apartment, condo, etc.), it is its own nation; the tenants are its leaders; the doors and walls are its borders.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Ask what China can do for the Taliban:

Robert just likes to say shit doesn't he? "China thinks in dynasties" lmao no they fucking don't or does he really think a textbook autocrat like Xi plans on surendering power to a successor? The Taliban is still around because the US response to Afghanistan was shit, you shouldn't invade a country unless you're plan is to rule and you can't do the work for someone else then expect them to know what to do especially when the 'help' you're giving them is just an excuse to waste taxpayer dollars.

The U.S. Government Lied For Two Decades About Afghanistan

Using the same deceitful tactics they pioneered in Vietnam, U.S. political and military officials repeatedly misled the country about the prospects for success in Afghanistan.

greenwald.substack.com

I know Bob hates Greenwald but this is a pretty succinct breakdown on why Afghanistan failed and it has nothing to do with not 'thinking in dynasties'.

Two childless grown men talk about kid shit:

Isn't Superman married? And those supersecret clubhouses aren't that secret it's just common sense that Batman and Superman have spaces where they keep their toyetic gear.

"Genius stroke of the Mcu," I guarantee most Marvel watchers didn't give a shit if Iron Man had a secret identity or not, its an utterly forgettable peice of trivia that's never relevant in the movies.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Isn't Superman married? And those supersecret clubhouses aren't that secret it's just common sense that Batman and Superman have spaces where they keep their toyetic gear.

"Genius stroke of the Mcu," I guarantee most Marvel watchers didn't give a shit if Iron Man had a secret identity or not, its an utterly forgettable peice of trivia that's never relevant in the movies.

Yes, outside the New 52 fucking with that for a few years, Superman's been a married man for decades now. It's odd that fanboy Robert is unaware when Superman's son was a character who was quickly gaining ground in popularity and is a common topic when you'd talk to Superman fans.

It's also incorrect to say the MCU was having "a stroke of genius" when the secret identity aspect of Marvel was thrown out a few years before that movie even came out. Iron Man came out in 2008 which is the same year we were getting Secret Invasion and moving into Dark Reign. Tony was a very public head of SHIELD at the time. He didn't have one since 2002 or so.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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These pictures lit up my troon-dar, but videos on her Twitter suggests she is a genuine, albeit ugly, woman.

Looks like Shoji Tabuchi finally got tired of the music business and trooned out...


And imagine being one of Bob's ancestors, fighting your way to a new land, busting your ass to keep body and soul together, and working the land to produce a bounty for your children and a legacy for yourself - then, long after you die, you find out that the most well-known of your descendants are a human thumb who worships a game character and insults people far more useful than himself, and his brother - a man who looks like a bear and talks like a 14 year old girl.

Imagine how depressing that would be. Mayflower Guy must be regretting his decision to not let go of the rope and let the Sea take him....

 

[Positron]

Although this time something did happen:

 

[Tronathon242]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

No because pigs are absolutely haram.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Although this time something did happen:
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Oh no, how will he podcast now? And I see it hasn't affected his tweets for sympathy and praise.

Bob must be thankful he doesn't go out. No chance of getting injured.

 

[JayHarrison]

Would Bob belong in the Taliban?

Given that Moviebob seems to show more respect toward practicing Muslims than he does to those who practice other religions, and that Moviebob would hapily grovel before anyone if it meant he received some benefit from doing so...?

I would have responded, "yes, Bob would". But then I read this:

No because pigs are absolutely haram.

Valid point. Even the Taliban has standards that pigs like Moviebob will ever meet.