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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
New selfie from Philip:
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You can tell that Kev's influence on him is growing. All he needs to do now is gain some weight and he'll be almost identical to Kev.

Motherfucker looks like Lurch from a shitty woke reimagining of the Adams Family...or Mister Ed from a shity woke reimagining of that old show. I thought the "queer alpacas" were supposed to be the livestock, not the ranch workers?
 
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Tranch-ass Alpaca Massacre

Very similar except way more animal death and violent cross-dressing psychopaths running around. Also the Sawyers were able to keep their land from resembling a Martian landscape.
So do you think he's got a shoebox full of vulvas and a lamp made of human skin yet, or does that happen later?
 
Hair is something I give a fuck about. Their hair, all of them except maybe Bonnie's which just needs a good brushing and a better conditioner, hurts me on a spiritual level.

The bleach used here was probably too strong. The hair is showing signs of damage with how lanky it looks, and given the color that Penny's hair was to begin with he didn't need too much in order to get a vibrant color to take. That pink is surprisingly not bad, likely Manic Panic or Arctic Fox but I'm not sure which. It'll fade quickly if he isn't using a color depositing shampoo/conditioner/clenditioner (I included a link because if any of you dye your hair even normal colors regularly this shit is great.)

Also the fact that Kevin is doing Penny's hair given what his looks like is amazing and hilarious.
I do a similar hair color every once in awhile and there is no reason for his hair to be that badly damaged. Even with dark hair, I’ve never had my hair nearly as damaged as that. While the color is okay, the hair looks like shit because Kevin has no idea what he’s doing and heavily over bleached it. It’s just going to fall out slowly over time. Also close up photos of Phil always remind me of how manish he looks.
 
Pretty sure of found their "rescued" trans. Main account retweeted a photo, seems on surface like just two TiFs visited ranch.
account that posted photo however has only a few tweets starting from August 11th, and account was made same month.
Starting posts are about escaping" middle posts about sorting wool for tranchers, then posts about tif boyfriend, then leaving ranch post. Looks like T night was short lived.

ACCOUNT | BASIC ARCHIVE

*currently unable to screencap or further archive on my end, feel free to mock
 
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And my GOODNESS, is the boyfriend something.
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Pretty sure the transmasc in question is the dumpy looking little rat on the right, who according to her twitter is also an otherkin and likes to sperg about CHRISTIAN GOD REEEEEE and how they're totes buddies with demons and other gods and shit.

Also mentioned that they had issues with their 'four former ex-roommates' or some shit, suggesting that this was less of some dramatic tranny kidnapping and more one histrionic little themby getting told to stfu by their roommates
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Predictably, Kev has been unable to budget for this event that he's know about for months, so now it's up to the paypiggies to pay for his weekend of weed and poppers.

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He found some "Bimbo Pink" nail polish to paint his stubby, ragged fingernails. Should some out beautifully!
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EDIT: I'm retarded and meant to post this in Kevin' s thread not here...sorry!
 
Why would you own and hang shit like this in your house up? :cryblood:
And how can someone think posting it publicly is a good idea?
of course they're into pony stuff why am i not surprised? that's probably where their stupid name tenacious unicorn ranch comes from. Well give them some points, at least the art they hang up is tastefull and not porn. (yet)
That "pasta sauce" looks like death on the can.

Gross.
My Italian American nana would smack these idiotas upside the dome with her wooden spoon if she saw that slop. I never thought I'd say this but I'm kinda glad she's not around to see this.
 
Denfur preparation posts continue. They arrived and got settled in.
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By “they”, I’m assuming Penny and Bonnie. It would appear that some other members will be arriving tomorrow morning. Hopefully not all of them though, somebody has to maintain that anti-terf turf.
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I’m embarassingly excited for this weekend, though I doubt anything interesting will occur.
 
Taking communion. And I'm pretty sure that's a conscious parallel on their part, not just me noticing a similarity.
Of course it is. They are atheists and anarchists,

1. Without a proper community, or family, or church, I think they are all spiritualy and emotionally dead consumers and coomers. This helps fill that void (i am hole, remember?) People need rituals, even retarded ones
This may be unintentional on their part.

2. It bonds the group. Nothing like a weekly special dinner and drugs.
This is 100% intentional on Master Phills part.
Ties his "pets" to him or whatever.
 
Jesus Christ Bonnie wash your hair! It looks greasier than the stove top.
That needs more than just a wash, it needs protein and for him to learn what curly girl is. Typical of troons to claim to be women while refusing to use anything other than 21-in-1 shampoo/body wash/whatever the fuck during their once a month 45 second shower. Buy a goddamn can of dry shampoo or brush some corn starch through.

Don't have long hair if you aren't going to take care of it.
 
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