Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

    Votes: 381 48.2%
  • Spicy deets.

    Votes: 122 15.4%
  • I don't care.

    Votes: 287 36.3%

  • Total voters
    790
I agree with you that Faith is an attention whore but in the post it accused her of sending pictures to stalkers. It's obvious what they are implying here but as far as I know the only stalker talking to her is the retard I know messaging her and they didn't receive any pictures. She didn't want to talk about Ralph, all she wanted to do was fuck over Chris Kerr.

Ralph completely fucked up here. He should have given that bitch the benefit of the doubt.
Faith straight up accused Ralph of leaking the photos though, why not mention Kerr getting the photos too?

Also, LOL at "my official statement" Faith has the same delusions of importance as Ralph. It's fucking hilarious.
 
Ralph responded immediately:
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Ralph, how's that there sober streak, bud? You were the only one who she sent those pictures. How did they end up on lolcow?
The person :story: :story:
Holy shit did the Vickerss still take her to Disney land after all of what she did. They can't parent worth a fuck.

I don’t. I think Faith released them and wanted to blame Ralph because she’s seething about all the attention bastard fetus #2 is getting and Ralph announcing he would no longer be mentioning anything about Xander publicly.

Faith wants photos of Xander thrown in Ralph’s face by the a-logs and getting him trolled for being a deadbeat. She’s super pissed Ralph is engaged to pregnant horse face. Faith is last years news, so this is her way of trying to get the attention back on her and the guntling.

Ralph wishes Xander didn’t exist and certainly doesn’t want his photos online and in the a-logs hands. Also if Ralph for whatever reason did want to show off “his boy” he would have never included a photo of Faith in the leak set. Faith wanted to be sure Baby Mama#1 is not forgotten.

I’m sure Faith also went crying to daddy that Ralph leaked the photos. This way she gets attention from daddy too
There is one problem with this and that is that Faith in the third picture looks like a fat dyke and all of her other pictures got that OwO im a princess aesthetic.

Someone contacted Faith about it and she said that the only person who could have posted it was Ralph because they weren't sent to anyone else.
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For once I actually believe her, because they are the fucking Disneyland photos that Ralph showed already on his twitter.
Faith is absolutely seething, good im so fucking ready for season 2, Vickers strikes back.
 
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I really think it's 50/50. But the fact that it's definitely one of them really strengthens the case for adoption. Imagine having these two retards as biological parents. If a wealthy family adopted him, it would make for a great nature vs. nurture experiment.
Xander.... Xander... I didn't dox him. That's not true. And as a matter of fact, no it's not true!
Holy shit, what an incredible timeline. Shakespearean white trash reality TV at its finest.
 
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The person :story: :story:
Holy shit did the Vickerss still take her to Disney land after all of what she did. They can't parent worth a fuck.


There is one problem with this and that is that Faith in the third picture looks like a fat dyke in the third picture and all of her other pictures got that OwO im a princess aesthetic.


Faith is absolutely seething, good im so fucking ready for season 2, Vickers strikes back.
I don't think Faith leaked them, it seems a bit Machiavellian of her to give Ralph specific images she planned to leak at a later date in order to pin the blame on him.

Was it Ralph? Possibly, but there is another option - Ralph has undoubtedly shared these with his friends and confidantes, expecting they would also keep them private. Yet, it would only take one person to share them on or for one of his "friends" to decide to fuck with him.

Still means he shared them.
 
Whether Faith leaked them, or Ralph leaked them and then lied (Like he did about the sex tape), I'm just :story: that he's being forced to acknowledge he already has a son. He just got done gloating about knocking up his equine thot. He wants to pretend he isn't a deadbeat dad so badly. He's a fucking wigger and no one should forget that.
 
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Whether Faith leaked them, or Ralph leaked them and then lied (Like he did about the sex tape), I'm just :story: that he's being forced to acknowledge he already has a son. He just got done gloating about knocking up his equine thot. He wants to pretend he isn't a deadbeat dad so badly.
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Ralph three months ago: I LAW YA FAID AND BABY ZANDA I WILL MARRY YOU AND DO WHATEVER I CAN TO TAKE YOU FROM DA WRETCHES OF YA MEAN FATHA.
Ralph now: I DONT GIVE A FUCK I WILL FUCK WOMEN UNTIL ONE STICKS AROUND AND PLOPS OUT A BABY WITH MORE THEN 3 FINGERS.
 
I don't think Faith leaked them, it seems a bit Machiavellian of her to give Ralph specific images she planned to leak at a later date in order to pin the blame on him.

Was it Ralph? Possibly, but there is another option - Ralph has undoubtedly shared these with his friends and confidantes, expecting they would also keep them private. Yet, it would only take one person to share them on or for one of his "friends" to decide to fuck with him.

Still means he shared them.
This seems the most plausible, I wonder if right now Ralph is doing his best Tony Soprano impression on the guard to try and smoke out the mole. There's a rat in the Gunt house.
Ralph three months ago: I LAW YA FAID AND BABY ZANDA I WILL MARRY YOU AND DO WHATEVER I CAN TO TAKE YOU FROM DA WRETCHES OF YA MEAN FATHA.
Ralph now: I DONT GIVE A FUCK I WILL FUCK WOMEN UNTIL ONE STICKS AROUND AND PLOPS OUT A BABY WITH MORE THEN 3 FINGERS.
Claws are out! This is getting good. Still low af though Ralph. You're basically telling Xander you give no shits about him. He'll see that you retweeted this.
 
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Ralph three months ago: I LAW YA FAID AND BABY ZANDA I WILL MARRY YOU AND DO WHATEVER I CAN TO TAKE YOU FROM DA WRETCHES OF YA MEAN FATHA.
Ralph now: I DONT GIVE A FUCK I WILL FUCK WOMEN UNTIL ONE STICKS AROUND AND PLOPS OUT A BABY WITH MORE THEN 3 FINGERS.
That's an extremely bizarre thing for Pantsu to tweet considering that Henry the 8th killed all of his wives.
 
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Ralph, how's that there sober streak, bud? You were the only one who she sent those pictures. How did they end up on lolcow?
That person being the mother of the child btw. See ralph even if we believe you it's still incredibly shit on your part, he has to stretch soooo far and consciously edit little bits of info like that out to try and look better even by a bit
 
That's an extremely bizarre thing for Pantsu to tweet considering that Henry the 8th killed all of his wives.
Divorced, beheded and died.
Divorced, beheded, survived
Shes fine! Proably...
If Ralph is Henry the 8th. Would Pantsu then be Anne of cleves who Henry famously called a flanders mare. Would that make Pantsu an Italian halfbreed or is that just an american standard breed? 🐎🐎
 
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That person being the mother of the child btw. See ralph even if we believe you it's still incredibly shit on your part, he has to stretch soooo far and consciously edit little bits of info like that out to try and look better even by a bit
He literally just sunk lower, he said Xander is a low stat child and he's re-rolling. Get REKT Baby Xander! Ralph you haven't even spoken to him and you already called him a low stat child. You're so white trash, maybe you strangling the pregnant mother had something to do with it. I've archived the tweet so you can't try and say it was made up by the karen farms to smear your good name. https://archive.md/F1HQR
 
That's an extremely bizarre thing for Pantsu to tweet considering that Henry the 8th killed all of his wives.
And his one male heir was a sickly puppet who died as a teenager and a total failure as a king. The beheaded Ann Boylean daughter he “disinherited” ended up ruling England for decades and into a golden age. Henry was a dumbass extrodinary.

His fat putrid body also exploded while lying in state, which is what would happen to Ralph.

(Also, unlike Ralph, Henry was hot and athletic when he was young, he was only a ugly fat putrid grotesque wreck like Ralph after 40)

I don't think Faith leaked them, it seems a bit Machiavellian of her to give Ralph specific images she planned to leak at a later date in order to pin the blame on him.

Was it Ralph? Possibly, but there is another option - Ralph has undoubtedly shared these with his friends and confidantes, expecting they would also keep them private. Yet, it would only take one person to share them on or for one of his "friends" to decide to fuck with him.

Still means he shared them.
Not Machiavellian at all. She sent those photos to Ralph because she wanted his attention and for him to “rescue her and Xander”. Now Ralph announces bastard fetus 2 and she decides leaking the photos she sent Ralph will make him look like the guilty party.

The only person who loses from photos being leaked is Ralph and the baby. Ralph doesn’t want visual evidence of the baby he abandoned and has never met floating around. Those baby photos are going to be used to troll him until he finally gets offline which is the reason I think he didn’t leak them. He would never give trolls such grade A material to troll him with.
 
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He literally just sunk lower, he said Xander is a low stat child and he's re-rolling. Get REKT Baby Xander! Ralph you haven't even spoken to him and you already called him a low stat child. You're so white trash, maybe you strangling the pregnant mother had something to do with it. I've archived the tweet so you can't try and say it was made up by the karen farms to smear your good name. https://archive.md/F1HQR
Pantsu's tweet is also implying that she would abuse Xander if he were with them. Pantsu is the absolute horrible step mom who shits on you because she wants all the attention, all the time. Of course, Ethan Ralph doesn't care about his son because he never did. He just wanted teen pussy and some clout for being a wignat that shit out a kid and made the white population number go bigger.
 
So after all the Chris Kerr shit, this post showed up on lolcow:
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Someone contacted Faith about it and she said that the only person who could have posted it was Ralph because they weren't sent to anyone else.
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For once I actually believe her, because they are the fucking Disneyland photos that Ralph showed already on his twitter.
Interesting that her "official" statement says "one" of those pictures yet four were posted. I guess it could be explained in that the other 3 were shared with other people as well and only one of them was only shared with him.
 
Perhaps May leaked the photos? She is that crazy…
But, is she that smart enough to try and play Ralph and Faith against each other?
Who benefits from this leak the most?
Hmmm…
May tried to pretend she was Digibro to make him feel better about being a troon, only to immediately break up with Digi and get with the alt-right Nazi (TM) Gunt out of spite for his troon shit. If it was May who leaked, it would be out of her BPD insanity, I don't think May is capable of big brain 4D chess moves.
 
Interesting that her "official" statement says "one" of those pictures yet four were posted. I guess it could be explained in that the other 3 were shared with other people as well and only one of them was only shared with him.
She probably sent Ralph the one with her. It's not the best picture. She could have taken it to show they were at Disney, but spread the cute ones of Xander to her friends.
May tried to pretend she was Digibro to make him feel better about being a troon, only to immediately break up with Digi and get with the alt-right Nazi (TM) Gunt out of spite for his troon shit. If it was May who leaked, it would be out of her BPD insanity, I don't think May is capable of big brain 4D chess moves.
Or jealousy. There are people who make the previous partner's lives miserable to show dominance and they won. It's not the most flattering picture. May could have done it to embarrass her.
 
Perhaps May leaked the photos? She is that crazy…
But, is she that smart enough to try and play Ralph and Faith against each other?
Who benefits from this leak the most?
Hmmm…
Nah, she loathes being baby mamma #2. She’s so pissed about the photos being leaked she’s tweeting retarded king Henry gamer takes.

Pantsu is like a thousand other dumb whores who believes she will be the exception to the rule, but Ralph will be treating her, and any second guntling she pops, out just like he’s treating Baby momma #1and her guntling.

Cunts like May stay butthurt forever about the previous ex until they end up in their shoes.
 
He does this all the time
Very True, but usually out of a very misplaced sense of pride (sex tape), vanity (any selfie or full body shot) or stupidity (too many to name).

Faith and Guntling are just reminders of him being a creepy old dude taking advantage of a immature teenager and then being dead beat dad scum. He wishes the entire Faith episode could be yeeted. He’s trying a “reroll” with Horse woman and the less visual reminders the a-logs have of the teen mom and son the better. The only person more salty about baby pics being released is fetus mama #2.
 
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