Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Meowthkip]

Read a fucking book, Barneyfag.

Spoiler

I kind of want to see an edit of this song with clips of Barney playing to make it look like Barney's rapping this shit.

 

[Segue]

Read a fucking book, Barneyfag.

Yea! Books are great!

 

[x86x2]

I think you inadvertently made the best argument as to why you should get some fucking culture.

Stop giving a shit about Barney and read some fucking books.

Yeah, you know what, I really shou--

Yea! Books are great!

No, fuck that.

Maybe you should douse yourself in flames or some shit, you've squandered almost all the potential your life has ever had because of your completely manageable fixation on Barney. And hey, being on fire would at least make you experience actual suffering.

Also, how is your relationship with your family Barneyfag? Are they aware of your obsession? How do they feel about you wasting away your college days monitoring 4chan for Barney and MLP content?

Again, being edgy there, asshole. And my family hardly knows about it. If anything, the only reason my parents know about it is because I wanted to send the letter to the high school I was tortured at. They don't know I do this on the side. I've told no one IRL that I do this.

 

[Rin]

Yeah, you know what, I really shou--

No, fuck that.


Again, being edgy there, asshole. And my family hardly knows about it. If anything, the only reason my parents know about it is because I wanted to send the letter to the high school I was tortured at. They don't know I do this on the side. I've told no one IRL that I do this.

So you're going to hate something just because Barney was used to promote it? Here's hoping he never does a song on the importance of breathing.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Again, being edgy there, asshole. And my family hardly knows about it. If anything, the only reason my parents know about it is because I wanted to send the letter to the high school I was tortured at. They don't know I do this on the side. I've told no one IRL that I do this.

gosh, it would be such a shame if people *did* find out...

 

[Strelok]

Again, being edgy there, asshole.

I'm pretty sure calling someone edgy is a glass house situation when you've admitted to reading "the" Necronomicon.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, you know what, I really shou--

No, fuck that.


Again, being edgy there, asshole. And my family hardly knows about it. If anything, the only reason my parents know about it is because I wanted to send the letter to the high school I was tortured at. They don't know I do this on the side. I've told no one IRL that I do this.

See? This is the standard response of a kid that used to love the shit out of something and then grew to hate it for any number of reasons, like say, realizing that people deem the show childish and not wanting to look childish. Brah, bronies and that ilk have been a thing for years now and no1curr about their sick fetishes. Admitting that you still like the show and want to hug Barney in bed ain't gonna kill ya.

Anyways, reading is a million times better than trying to suppress the fact that you loved the shit out of that Barney show, and I recommend these series of books for most reading impaired students like what you probably were:

Not only are they impressively written and snarky by kids books standards, but even if you're illiterate, you can understand most of what's going on because of the pictures. That and it'd get you to do something rather than F5 the fuck out of a shit tier board. Everyone knows tha/tg/ is where it's at , not /v/ or /b/. That and 8chan, which is the new hotness.

 

[Gensdupays]

It has been a while since I've actually seen Barney, but doesn't it promote kids getting along with each other and not treating others like shit? Is that why you're such a fucking dick, Barneyfag?

Look, no one gives a shit if you like Barney or MLP or whatever, you don't have to make it so obvious that you're hiding something.

And yeah, it would be a shame if people IRL knew about this. Remember when you used to brag that no one would figure out your alter ego on that Doom forum? I'd be careful.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

As for things that have challenged me, not really. Nothing really profound really gets me, tbh, probably because the amount of Barney I've witnessed has basically managed to drain any strong emotions I have to begin with, except for maybe anger.
What's the point in questioning profoundness when there will just be Barneyfags out there to drag this world down?

Alright, I'm do-

Alright, now I'm done.

Yeah, you know what, I really shou--

No, fuck that.


Again, being edgy there, asshole. And my family hardly knows about it. If anything, the only reason my parents know about it is because I wanted to send the letter to the high school I was tortured at. They don't know I do this on the side. I've told no one IRL that I do this.

So you refuse to read books because Barney said it was good, and then you turn around and openly admit that what you do is so fucking autistic that you've told no one that you obsess this much over a goddamn purple dinosaur suit, even your parents.

My friend, it must be amazing how autistic you must be.

 

[x86x2]

Alright, I just wanted to say that I WOULD read some books actually, but I just wanted to see what would happen if I just said "fuck that" after seeing the one Barney song being linked in this thread.

See? This is the standard response of a kid that used to love the shit out of something and then grew to hate it for any number of reasons, like say, realizing that people deem the show childish and not wanting to look childish. Brah, bronies and that ilk have been a thing for years now and no1curr about their sick fetishes. Admitting that you still like the show and want to hug Barney in bed ain't gonna kill ya.

Nope, not happening. This piece of shit show is a cancer on the world and in my soul, and I'd almost want to argue that the people who didn't stop this shit are almost as bad as the people who like this shit to begin with.

It has been a while since I've actually seen Barney, but doesn't it promote kids getting along with each other and not treating others like shit? Is that why you're such a fucking dick, Barneyfag?

Look, no one gives a shit if you like Barney or MLP or whatever, you don't have to make it so obvious that you're hiding something.

No, that's not why I'm a dick. I'm being what people call "a dick" because Barneyfags refuse to accept the harsh reality that their shitty show isn't actually any good, and people refuse to stop them. I really want them all to change their ways or perish. And no, you're not getting anything out of me.

 

[José Mourinho]

This piece of shit show is a cancer on the world and in my soul

Baby shows are serious business

 

[Strelok]

And no, you're not getting anything out of me.

We're getting entertainment, a month and a half of it to be exact.

 

[Gensdupays]

Oh yay, more "only pretending to be retarded" stuff AND edgelord delusions.

 

[meatslab]

No, that's not why I'm a dick. I'm being what people call "a dick" because Barneyfags refuse to accept the harsh reality that their shitty show isn't actually any good, and people refuse to stop them. I really want them all to change their ways or perish. And no, you're not getting anything out of me.

You're acting as if your country is in the middle of a civil war or some shit.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Alright, I just wanted to say that I WOULD read some books actually, but I just wanted to see what would happen if I just said "fuck that" after seeing the one Barney song being linked in this thread.

No, that's not why I'm a dick. I'm being what people call "a dick" because Barneyfags refuse to accept the harsh reality that their shitty show isn't actually any good, and people refuse to stop them. I really want them all to change their ways or perish. And no, you're not getting anything out of me.

It says a lot about you when every single one of your posts can really just be summed up with reaction images at this point.

Please take a long, hard look at this thread, because I don't think you quite comprehend how autistic you sound right now.

 

[Adamska]

Nope, not happening. This piece of shit show is a cancer on the world and in my soul, and I'd almost want to argue that the people who didn't stop this shit are almost as bad as the people who like this shit to begin with.

No, that's not why I'm a dick. I'm being what people call "a dick" because Barneyfags refuse to accept the harsh reality that their shitty show isn't actually any good, and people refuse to stop them. I really want them all to change their ways or perish. And no, you're not getting anything out of me.

No John, you are the barneyfag.
And then John was a Barney fan.

It's really obvious that you enjoyed it considering what you type about it. The strongest angers are most often the result of something you previously liked after a specific negative event or something like that. So really here's what pretty much happened based on the logical basis of how hatred forms, in that lovely green text from your natural environs of /b/:

> Be in Sped class
>Were one of the seven kids that sat down to watch Barney
>Flapped in Joy as he taught love, reading, and other cool shit
>Goes online at home
>Realizes Barney is aimed at Pre-K students
>FW:

>Want to be seen as adult
>Fuck this show
>Cries for reasons beyond understanding

 

[AnOminous]

Nope, not happening. This piece of shit show is a cancer on the world and in my soul, and I'd almost want to argue that the people who didn't stop this shit are almost as bad as the people who like this shit to begin with.

It's been found by scientists to be a perfectly good show that is educational and informative for small children.

Only a really awful person would hate this show. Someone who probably hates children, too.

 

[Adamska]

It's been found by scientists to be a perfectly good show that is educational and informative for small children.

Only a really awful person would hate this show. Someone who probably hates children, too.

Doubly so considering it's pretty obvious that someone who hates the show that much must have seriously loved watching it at one point.

 

[x86x2]

> Be in Sped class
>Were one of the seven kids that sat down to watch Barney
>Flapped in Joy as he taught love, reading, and other cool shit
>Goes online at home
>Realizes Barney is aimed at Pre-K students
>FW:

>Want to be seen as adult
>Fuck this show
>Cries for reasons beyond understanding

I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 400, Alex.

It's been found by scientists to be a perfectly good show that is educational and informative for small children.

Only a really awful person would hate this show. Someone who probably hates children, too.

That would imply that Barney and Friends is a good show, and its 3/10 rating on IMDB says otherwise, unless it's some sort of avant-garde bullshit that I'm not supposed to understand.

Doubly so considering it's pretty obvious that someone who hates the show that much must have seriously loved watching it at one point.

We got some serious damagecontrol going on here.

 

[Adamska]

I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 400, Alex.

Oh it happened alright. I can tell from your responses, from the slight increase in anger and adrenaline seeping into your typing as I continue to supposed this. You are indeed a Barneyfag by your own definition, even if you try shunning it now to look mature.

That would imply that Barney and Friends is a good show, and its 3/10 rating on IMDB says otherwise, unless it's some sort of avant-garde bullshit that I'm not supposed to understand.

So? These same fegs downvote the shit out of Teen Titans Go! on there too, even though the kids love the hell out of it. Animation spergs are a poor barometer for quality assurance.

We got some serious damagecontrol going on here.

I'm not the one feeling anger and trying to do anything of the sort here. I simply see a person trying to deny the fact that they enjoyed a children's show because they think it makes them look immature.